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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Cum Hero wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Man, in order to delete my porn, it would honestly just be easier to walk in that room and take out hard drives and just beat them with hammers.

    We're talking hundreds and hundreds of gigs here.

    Going back to the mid 90s


    Just.... man, thats a fucking herculean task right there.

    The man with the broken dick has shamed us all with his mountain of pron.
    I figure he sealed it off Cask of Amontillado style. That last gasping moan as the final brick was set into place.

    I did have it set on a dead mans switch.

    If I didn't access the share once every 25 days it automaticlly did DoD wipes on all 12 drives.


    nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

    DoD wipe... that's like 7 passes right?

    J3p on
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i got like 5 hard drives and they all have a bit of porn on them somewhere

    theres not really any system to it, just pick a random inconspicuous folder and move the porn into there
    maybe a few directories deep
    maybe not

    the latest one is just in a mary j blige folder which is probably the one thing that will remind me that its even there

    and every now and then there will be a random encountering of forgotten porn

    Air on
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Rather than a hard drive, could we just set up an ftp somewhere?

    More'n likely, I just loved the idea of sisterhood of the travelling porn...

    It'd be good, but a logistical nightmare making sure it gets around everyone, then overseas and around the UK.
    But then the feeling of success as it finds its destination, and we all pat ourselves on the back for a job well done..


    It'd be like when you're a kid and you pass a note around the class, then it comes back to you
    after rounding the whole class...Except with porn

    A couple of USB thumbdrives (as has been suggested) would probably be more likely, if we could get a list of names and addresses to post them round..

    darleysam on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    What's the specific point in porn collecting when you go "man, I'm going to have to give this shit a partition"

    Tube on
  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    J3p wrote: »
    five hidden truecrypt volumes with huge passwords deep in system directories

    You must have some fucking sick fetishes or a really religious mother.

    the former. most of it isn't my thing, i just like to collect oddities.

    [tiny]i have like 4 gb of guro doujins[/tiny]


    Well, i haven't thrown up today, so besides the guro, what are some of your...oddities that I'm SURE you don't whack off to, you just have for science?

    Aslan on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I name all porn CDs 'Alex'

    then my friends find them and are really curious as to what's on them

    but they also daren't look because it's not kosher to look at naked photos of other people's boyfriends

    actually they're nothing to do with him at all

    Janson on
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What's the specific point in porn collecting when you go "man, I'm going to have to give this shit a partition"

    Well I just save damn near everything I download.

    Moriveth on
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ct ct an important thing to note
    which i learnt after fucking up my own undelete attempt
    you may know this but better to be safe

    dont put anything at all on the drive until you have it all back
    this includes the recovery of what you lost
    make it recover everything into a different drive otherwise the first few things it brings back will get copied over some of the other things

    Air on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    To me, my porn collection is like trophies are to serial killers. It has to be special, to mean something, for it to be worthy of saving. I'm not gonna keep the screw-on cap of the wine the hobo I practiced killing; he doesn't mean anything to me, he was just a diversion. But that first sorority girl, you can bet your sweet ass I'm keeping her tear-soaked panties.

    Aslan on
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  • RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    all you need is a little porn to brighten up your day

    Robcham on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What's the specific point in porn collecting when you go "man, I'm going to have to give this shit a partition"

    partition?


    Drive Cage


    I dunno, at first it was simply because I knew my connection was slow and re-downloading it from Usenet was painful. SO I got in the habit of keeping everything.

    Soon it became obvious without proper filing I'd never find anything.

    Now keep in mind, this is in the days of LARGE $Texas 800MB drives.

    So I had to learn how to administer a RAID.

    Not long after the more affordable multi-platter tech came out and I could easily afford 10 drives. SO I transferred, improved the organization, streamlined everything, automated most of it.

    Before I knew it, the collection was approaching 1Tb. And I had run out of drives.

    I vividly remember the night I sat at my desk, remoted in, and while solemnly drinking a glass of whiskey, deleted almost 400,000 images.

    Stale on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You know what'll be fun, stale? When I convince Mr. E/D to use his military skill to help me steal your porn HDs in the middle of the night during stalepax, all Oceans 11 style.

    lostwords on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    400,000 images?

    shit. must've been painful to see them off.

    J3p on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I actually just delete my special directory yesterday.

    I may regret it later.

    But for now, I will be strong.

    <3 on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i dont even hide my porn that much anymore

    most of its on the desktop

    tsplitter on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    You know what'll be fun, stale? When I convince Mr. E/D to use his military skill to help me steal your porn HDs in the middle of the night during stalepax, all Oceans 11 style.

    not likely

    I've seen Govt security practices.

    Mine are better.

    Stale on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What was the deciding factor on what of the 400,000 to delete Stale?

    What did/didnt make the cut?

    CrackedLens on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    There is some porn you keep just to give context to the other porn.

    Tube on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What was the deciding factor on what of the 400,000 to delete Stale?

    What did/didnt make the cut?

    Pretty simple, if looking at it gave him an erec....



    oh

    Khavall on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    You know what'll be fun, stale? When I convince Mr. E/D to use his military skill to help me steal your porn HDs in the middle of the night during stalepax, all Oceans 11 style.

    not likely

    I've seen Govt security practices.

    Mine are better.
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    You know what'll be fun, stale? When I convince Mr. E/D to use his military skill to help me steal your porn HDs in the middle of the night during stalepax, all Oceans 11 style.

    not likely

    I've seen Govt security practices.

    Mine are better.
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    i think i've seen this porno before

    Futore on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What was the deciding factor on what of the 400,000 to delete Stale?

    What did/didnt make the cut?

    Most of the images had never even been viewed. I simply automated the downloading of entire newsgroups.

    So I quickly realized that I'd never get around to actually viewing these. And I poured a drink, sat down, and looked at one thumbnail per group.

    yes

    no

    yes

    yes

    no

    no

    yes

    and pruned it based off that.



    And Mori, I might just have you trumped.

    Hardcore boy/girl Justine Joli before she signed to girl only deals.

    Stale on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    saw Buck Angel bone a transgirl

    worst day of my life

    J3p on
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think I found a reason to go to StalePax apart from the godcum ribs.

    That Dave Fella on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've done that before, stale. In fact, I need to do it again...

    Mysst on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale, you glorious fucker. Is that Joli stuff a movie? All I have are some what look like amateur pics of her letting some chubby guy bang her. What must I sacrifice to possess these images?

    Aslan on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Stale, you glorious fucker. Is that Joli stuff a movie? All I have are some what look like amateur pics of her letting some chubby guy bang her. What must I sacrifice to possess these images?

    Those were her personal ones, she did one and only one pro shoot with some cheesy hard-boiled long haired fucker.

    It's not even that good, but by God, the rarity alone makes it awesome.

    Stale on
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Stale, you glorious fucker. Is that Joli stuff a movie? All I have are some what look like amateur pics of her letting some chubby guy bang her. What must I sacrifice to possess these images?

    You know Stale's current situation?
    Yeah, that.

    darleysam on
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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's like a trading card game but with porno.

    M.D. on
  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think I found a reason to go to StalePax apart from the godcum ribs.

    Man, no.

    We are not sitting around looking at porn like a bunch of fucking kids.

    Stale on
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale is like a sommelier, finding and judging all the worlds porn.

    That Dave Fella on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale is like a sommelier, finding and judging all the worlds porn.

    hell yes

    Stale on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Stale, you glorious fucker. Is that Joli stuff a movie? All I have are some what look like amateur pics of her letting some chubby guy bang her. What must I sacrifice to possess these images?

    Those were her personal ones, she did one and only one pro shoot with some cheesy hard-boiled long haired fucker.

    It's not even that good, but by God, the rarity alone makes it awesome.

    I'll buy it at a high price!

    Aslan on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Vixx on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I hear Tube is really partial to Asian Ass Sluts 7.

    Aslan on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    I think I found a reason to go to StalePax apart from the godcum ribs.

    Man, no.

    We are not sitting around looking at porn like a bunch of fucking kids.

    he got rid of the fucking kids porn drive a long time ago

    Futore on
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    These are good questions, that we may do a more efficient job of filling any thumbdrives that may be sent around.

    darleysam on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's like a trading card game but with porno.

    Brings a whole new double entendre to "Tap that"

    Abracadaniel on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Porno flicks aren't that great.

    The amateur stuff is where it's at.

    <3 on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Porno flicks aren't that great.

    The amateur stuff is where it's at.

    But what about the scripts and the character development?

    That Dave Fella on
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