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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    amateur and pro-BDSM


    is there any other kind?

    Stale on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Porno flicks aren't that great.

    The amateur stuff is where it's at.

    man I dunno

    I was on XTube yesterday and I found this great little amateur clip of a dude with the best back and the best ass and no vagina view whatsoever

    and it was quite enjoyable until the girl started screaming like a cat being gutted on top of a squeaky balloon

    it was the most annoying sound in the world

    ruined a perfectly good piece of porn just cuz she didn't know how to make proper sex noises

    seriously her voice took away from the excellence of the clip

    I find it hard to find good, decent amateur porn

    Vixx on
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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Viv has good taste in porn.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Porno flicks aren't that great.

    The amateur stuff is where it's at.

    man I dunno

    I was on XTube yesterday and I found this great little amateur clip of a dude with the best back and the best ass and no vagina view whatsoever

    and it was quite enjoyable until the girl started screaming like a cat being gutted on top of a squeaky balloon

    it was the most annoying sound in the world

    ruined a perfectly good piece of porn just cuz she didn't know how to make proper sex noises

    seriously her voice took away from the excellence of the clip

    I find it hard to find good, decent amateur porn


    I saw one that had a nice, tight-bodied blonde and she was doing all sorts of wonderful things to this guy, and like most men i wait for the money shot to let go and just as I did, he said in the most annoying voice ever, "Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna blow a load RIGHT IN YER MOUTH."

    I've never gone from hard to limp quite so fast.

    Aslan on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when the guy sounds like a tortured moose

    J3p on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The people talking in movies is the reason I prefer pictures, generally.

    Mysst on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's amazing how the vast majority of people in amateur porn have no idea how to sound sexy during sex.

    Vixx on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    Polish my helmet, skank.

    Tube on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "nawm nawm nawm, tastes like french vanilla ice cream" - a line one dude said in the deepest, goofiest voice while going down on a lady. Funniest porn line i've ever heard.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's amazing how the vast majority of people in amateur porn have no idea how to sound sexy during sex.

    The professionals are the same way, but they use ADR.

    Aslan on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Porno flicks aren't that great.

    The amateur stuff is where it's at.

    man I dunno

    I was on XTube yesterday and I found this great little amateur clip of a dude with the best back and the best ass and no vagina view whatsoever

    and it was quite enjoyable until the girl started screaming like a cat being gutted on top of a squeaky balloon

    it was the most annoying sound in the world

    ruined a perfectly good piece of porn just cuz she didn't know how to make proper sex noises

    seriously her voice took away from the excellence of the clip

    I find it hard to find good, decent amateur porn


    I saw one that had a nice, tight-bodied blonde and she was doing all sorts of wonderful things to this guy, and like most men i wait for the money shot to let go and just as I did, he said in the most annoying voice ever, "Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna blow a load RIGHT IN YER MOUTH."

    I've never gone from hard to limp quite so fast.

    I saw this clip of a guy getting tittyfucked, and after he shot his load he yelled, "AWWW IT GOT IN MY MOUTH".

    I couldn't stop laughing for a while.

    <3 on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like stuff that relates to me during sex

    Futore on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    It's amazing how the vast majority of people in amateur porn have no idea how to sound sexy during sex.

    That's why they're not professionals.

    Gafoto on
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    "nawm nawm nawm, tastes like french vanilla ice cream" - a line one dude said in the deepest, goofiest voice while going down on a lady. Funniest porn line i've ever heard.

    damn i love me some french vanilla

    Phonehand on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Tube what kind of porn do you like to watch?

    Also among what you lost are there any notable titles you would recommend?

    Porno flicks aren't that great.

    The amateur stuff is where it's at.

    man I dunno

    I was on XTube yesterday and I found this great little amateur clip of a dude with the best back and the best ass and no vagina view whatsoever

    and it was quite enjoyable until the girl started screaming like a cat being gutted on top of a squeaky balloon

    it was the most annoying sound in the world

    ruined a perfectly good piece of porn just cuz she didn't know how to make proper sex noises

    seriously her voice took away from the excellence of the clip

    I find it hard to find good, decent amateur porn


    I saw one that had a nice, tight-bodied blonde and she was doing all sorts of wonderful things to this guy, and like most men i wait for the money shot to let go and just as I did, he said in the most annoying voice ever, "Oh yeah, baby, I'm gonna blow a load RIGHT IN YER MOUTH."

    I've never gone from hard to limp quite so fast.

    I saw this clip of a guy getting tittyfucked, and after he shot his load he yelled, "AWWW IT GOT IN MY MOUTH".

    I couldn't stop laughing for a while.

    BWAAAA HAHAHA

    tittysex is never really something that could finish me off. similar to handjobs and throatjobs.

    i only really like it when the girl is cumming or about to cum

    Futore on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I used to have a video called Karate Girls

    it was straight out of the late 70s

    anyways this one guy was getting off, he starts going "WOOOSHY WOOOOSHY HIYAH HIYAH!!"

    and starts karate chopping his dick as he cums

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I was watching another clip of a dude and a girl and the idea was supposed to be that they were talking dirty, so I decided to check it out because that is my cup of tea if it's done right.

    TOO BAD THE BITCH WOULDN'T SHUT UP. She just went on and on and on and on and on and onnnnnnn about how she was getting fucked in the pussy and how he should fuck her harder and how awesome his penis was and it was all very, very, very, very BORING AND STUPID.

    Not a single thing she said was even remotely sexy. And the dude was trying to give some of that back, and oh god he was terrible too. Basically the same two lines repeated over and over in the 3 minutes that I could stand to watch the clip.

    Vixx on
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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I hate how modern porn dirty talk is six different ways of saying 'Oh yeah, fuck my ass" ad nauseum. Get some writers people!

    Aslan on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Viv, you write literotica, don't you?

    Futore on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously moaning (done right) is sexy enough, no words are needed. Shut up and fuck already, I don't need to be told what I can see with my own eyes.

    Vixx on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Futore wrote: »
    Viv, you write literotica, don't you?

    no I read it

    sometimes I prefer reading smut rather than watching just cuz the girls and guys are hotter and they don't sound like idiots in my head

    Vixx on
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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    viv and stale should team up and do amateur porn voice-overs

    J3p on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Seriously moaning (done right) is sexy enough, no words are needed. Shut up and fuck already, I don't need to be told what I can see with my own eyes.

    THANK YOU

    Stale on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shit son you'd be jizzin' before you even got to see the peepees or the bajingos

    Vixx on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    viv and stale should team up and do amateur porn voice-overs

    OH shit.... Viv I would be so down for this you don't even know.

    Stale on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    basically they are the Tim Buckleys of porn (not Viv and Stale)

    Druhim on
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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Seriously moaning (done right) is sexy enough, no words are needed. Shut up and fuck already, I don't need to be told what I can see with my own eyes.

    Actually, I love watching girls on the Sybian machine because that's about what they do. Not a lot of talking, because there's no one there but the girl and machine and when they get off, it does NOT look fake.

    Aslan on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Seriously moaning (done right) is sexy enough, no words are needed. Shut up and fuck already, I don't need to be told what I can see with my own eyes.

    THANK YOU

    OUR LOVE IS MEANT TO BE

    Vixx on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What even worse is when the camera operator is talking. You know the one I mean.

    Mysst on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    verily i say unto you, doth plunge thine saber into mine spreadeth scabbard

    lostwords on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    shit son you'd be jizzin' before you even got to see the peepees or the bajingos

    damn this needs sigged by someone

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sounding fake is so terrible.

    A genuine, sexy guy moan will get me off faster than pretty much anything else.

    During sex, if the dude is moaning all nice and deep and husky like, that honestly reduces the time it takes me to get off by like 80%. If he does it right in my ear it'd be like 95%.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    . . . peepees or the bajingos

    I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

    Futore on
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there

    this is of extreme importance

    Phonehand on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there

    this is of extreme importance

    if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead

    Vixx on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    verily i say unto you, doth plunge thine saber into mine spreadeth scabbard

    the root of the word vagina translates to "sheath"

    i hope you know that, too

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Sounding fake is so terrible.

    A genuine, sexy guy moan will get me off faster than pretty much anything else.

    During sex, if the dude is moaning all nice and deep and husky like, that honestly reduces the time it takes me to get off by like 80%. If he does it right in my ear it'd be like 95%.

    What gets me off fastest is when I make a girl cry. We're going at it, she comes...she comes again, and eventually it just gets to be too much and she starts sobbing. Holy shit, I start going like Speedy Gonzales operating a jackhammer at that point.

    Aslan on
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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man my roommates girlfriend last year was not only exceptionally loud, but exceptionally loud and monotone.


    "Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh"

    No change in pitch or intensity. Just a single repeated sound over and over again.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Phonehand wrote: »
    viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there

    this is of extreme importance

    if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead

    look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere

    waiting for me

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