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A genuine, sexy guy moan will get me off faster than pretty much anything else.
During sex, if the dude is moaning all nice and deep and husky like, that honestly reduces the time it takes me to get off by like 80%. If he does it right in my ear it'd be like 95%.
What gets me off fastest is when I make a girl cry. We're going at it, she comes...she comes again, and eventually it just gets to be too much and she starts sobbing. Holy shit, I start going like Speedy Gonzales operating a jackhammer at that point.
same. the best part is that i stay hard when i come and can go again and again. so i can hit multiples for everyone
i'm very picky about what porn i keep, and there are basically 4 categories of porn on my computer
[list=#][*] stuff i never plan on deleting. this is the stuff i can watch over and over again and it doesn't get old
[*] stuff i can maybe see keeping for the long haul, but i really can't watch it too often or it seems repetitive, so if i am in dire need of some drive space, i can clear it off
[*] stuff that is pretty alright, but forgettable. like, i wouldn't miss it if it was gone, but to randomly stumble upon it again after forgetting about it would be a good day. can easily be removed for more space
[*] stuff i haven't watched yet[/list]
category 1 is kept on a a drive separate from my laptop so i am never tempted to delete it in an emergency.
cat 2 and 3 get shifted around from time to time. depends on where i need space on any given day
cat 4 usually sits in an inbox of sorts near new music and uncatalogued downloads, waiting to be judged
viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
not that I would know how that feels or anything
would something with peanuts be too abrasive
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viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
not that I would know how that feels or anything
That actually sounds like it could be fun.
or failing that, hold a ice-cube in your teeth and alternate between it and your tongue.
The cold removes pretty much any taste you might not like, and the contrasting sensations for her are awesome.
viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
i'm very picky about what porn i keep, and there are basically 4 categories of porn on my computer
[list=#][*] stuff i never plan on deleting. this is the stuff i can watch over and over again and it doesn't get old
[*] stuff i can maybe see keeping for the long haul, but i really can't watch it too often or it seems repetitive, so if i am in dire need of some drive space, i can clear it off
[*] stuff that is pretty alright, but forgettable. like, i wouldn't miss it if it was gone, but to randomly stumble upon it again after forgetting about it would be a good day. can easily be removed for more space
[*] stuff i haven't watched yet[/list]
category 1 is kept on a a drive separate from my laptop so i am never tempted to delete it in an emergency.
cat 2 and 3 get shifted around from time to time. depends on where i need space on any given day
cat 4 usually sits in an inbox of sorts near new music and uncatalogued downloads, waiting to be judged
Catagory 1 is pretty hard to find. For me at least.
Dirty/sexy talk is tricky. There are not many people who can do it right, whether in pro porn or amateur porn, because it adds to how fake it looks.
If it comes naturally and sounds awesome (and preferably kept to a minimum, only spoken at the right times), then it adds value to my porn-viewing experience.
Thing is, in most porn, people don't know shit about doing it right, usually because it doesn't feel natural.
In person during sex, sexy talk is not a requirement, but if it's done right by the dude, oh god it is such a bonus.
viv do some girls emit french vanilla flavor down there
this is of extreme importance
if you don't like the way a pussy tastes then either get another woman or start sucking dick instead
look man i just need to know if they are out there somewhere
waiting for me
you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
not that I would know how that feels or anything
That actually sounds like it could be fun.
or failing that, hold a ice-cube in your teeth and alternate between it and your tongue.
The cold removes pretty much any taste you might not like, and the contrasting sensations for her are awesome.
This would get done so much more in my house if I could remember to fill the ice trays.
i'm very picky about what porn i keep, and there are basically 4 categories of porn on my computer
[list=#][*] stuff i never plan on deleting. this is the stuff i can watch over and over again and it doesn't get old
[*] stuff i can maybe see keeping for the long haul, but i really can't watch it too often or it seems repetitive, so if i am in dire need of some drive space, i can clear it off
[*] stuff that is pretty alright, but forgettable. like, i wouldn't miss it if it was gone, but to randomly stumble upon it again after forgetting about it would be a good day. can easily be removed for more space
[*] stuff i haven't watched yet[/list]
category 1 is kept on a a drive separate from my laptop so i am never tempted to delete it in an emergency.
cat 2 and 3 get shifted around from time to time. depends on where i need space on any given day
cat 4 usually sits in an inbox of sorts near new music and uncatalogued downloads, waiting to be judged
Catagory 1 is pretty hard to find. For me at least.
Most of the stuff I had was in Catagory 2 or 3.
the difference between a cat 2 and a cat 1 is all in the personality
i have to like them as a person for them to get into cat 1
I never make it a point to talk during sex. Sometimes shit just comes out, and it ain't always shakespeare, but when I'm watching a porn and seeing them go to such great lengths to be "sexy" it's often more humorous than anything else.
sometimes I prefer reading smut rather than watching just cuz the girls and guys are hotter and they don't sound like idiots in my head
My ex did this. I wasn't entirely sure why until she hooked me up with some of what she was reading.
Then I realised it was a good idea.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.
Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
If I don't keep my head in the moment, my mind usually wanders and I either A) take a step back and realize how silly I must look or think of something that makes me laugh.
It's not always great when a girl is grinding the shit out of you being all "yeah you like that?" and all you can say is "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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same. the best part is that i stay hard when i come and can go again and again. so i can hit multiples for everyone
This is the modern era, son. French vanilla pussy waits for no man.
[list=#][*] stuff i never plan on deleting. this is the stuff i can watch over and over again and it doesn't get old
[*] stuff i can maybe see keeping for the long haul, but i really can't watch it too often or it seems repetitive, so if i am in dire need of some drive space, i can clear it off
[*] stuff that is pretty alright, but forgettable. like, i wouldn't miss it if it was gone, but to randomly stumble upon it again after forgetting about it would be a good day. can easily be removed for more space
[*] stuff i haven't watched yet[/list]
category 1 is kept on a a drive separate from my laptop so i am never tempted to delete it in an emergency.
cat 2 and 3 get shifted around from time to time. depends on where i need space on any given day
cat 4 usually sits in an inbox of sorts near new music and uncatalogued downloads, waiting to be judged
I can come 50 times in a row.
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you know you could always just use vanilla ice cream; put it on the tip of your tongue and just go to town, it's fun for her and not-so-nasty-tasting for you
not that I would know how that feels or anything
yes but over the course of 3 weeks
a lot of porn doesn't make it past the initiation into storage simply based on the shit some people say
That actually sounds like it could be fun.
cotton candy
hate that guy so much
This is probably the greatest thing I've read on the intertrons in a long time. Amen.
Honestly, you're not going down on a bowl of icecream. If you expected cinnamon and raisin or a chocolate parfait, then you're doing it wrong.
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or failing that, hold a ice-cube in your teeth and alternate between it and your tongue.
The cold removes pretty much any taste you might not like, and the contrasting sensations for her are awesome.
Catagory 1 is pretty hard to find. For me at least.
Most of the stuff I had was in Catagory 2 or 3.
You mean Freedom Vanilla pussy.
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If it comes naturally and sounds awesome (and preferably kept to a minimum, only spoken at the right times), then it adds value to my porn-viewing experience.
Thing is, in most porn, people don't know shit about doing it right, usually because it doesn't feel natural.
In person during sex, sexy talk is not a requirement, but if it's done right by the dude, oh god it is such a bonus.
This would get done so much more in my house if I could remember to fill the ice trays.
I have admittedly said some things in the last few posts that I am considering sigging. That is one of them.
the ice cube thing
that is definitely pretty fun, but you gotta make sure you keep the pace up
the difference between a cat 2 and a cat 1 is all in the personality
i have to like them as a person for them to get into cat 1
yeaaahhhhhh
I bet Willy Wonka could come up with an everlasting vanilla pussy.
because I am in insensitive prick.
I stand erected.
I don't know why, I just start giggling
My ex did this. I wasn't entirely sure why until she hooked me up with some of what she was reading.
Then I realised it was a good idea.
Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
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If I don't keep my head in the moment, my mind usually wanders and I either A) take a step back and realize how silly I must look or
It's not always great when a girl is grinding the shit out of you being all "yeah you like that?" and all you can say is "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"