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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.

    Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.

    Hunter I knew there was a reason I wanted to fuck you besides your glorious man-body.

    Ego has no place in the bedroom if your priorities are in place. I KNOW my orgasm is assured, and I need to do next to nothing to make it happen. Therefore, my job in the sack is to get her as many orgasms as physically possible, and if what I am doing is not in furtherance of that goal, enlighten me. You will find me a voracious student of your body.

    Aslan on
    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The worst is when you're really into it and then something pops in your head, like did you pick up the dry cleaning or leave the oven on. I get all pissed at my brain for worrying about mundane shit while I'm trying to bust a nut.

    Hunter on
  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i just have to think about javen and i am off in dreamland

    Phonehand on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.

    Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
    I dunno, a well timed "yes sir" can be pretty much awesome.

    Callius on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread

    World as Myth on
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Too easy.

    Waaaay too easy.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread

    Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.

    Aslan on
    Captain_Renault.gif I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    The worst is when you're really into it and then something pops in your head, like did you pick up the dry cleaning or leave the oven on. I get all pissed at my brain for worrying about mundane shit while I'm trying to bust a nut.

    That happens to me a lot if the dude is not making any noise. Moans will keep me focused on getting off, otherwise my brain starts to wander and then I find myself having to picture porn I have seen before to get myself back on track.

    Vixx on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So how long do normal people last?

    <3 on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
    If you need help getting some, lemme know WaM.

    A-WINKY!

    Callius on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    The worst is when you're really into it and then something pops in your head, like did you pick up the dry cleaning or leave the oven on. I get all pissed at my brain for worrying about mundane shit while I'm trying to bust a nut.

    This right here? All the fucking time.

    Mysst on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So how long do normal people last?

    Friday

    Javen on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.

    Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
    I dunno, a well timed "yes sir" can be pretty much awesome.

    Agreed, but I don't need color commentary and a play by play throughout the whole game. Just a few candid expressions.

    Hunter on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread

    I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.

    That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.

    Vixx on
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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So how long do normal people last?

    until about the time that worms begin to eat their decaying flesh

    Phonehand on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
    If you need help getting some, lemme know WaM.

    A-WINKY!
    I watched porn the other day for the first time in like two years and couldn't stop judging the girl's makeup long enough to find anything hot

    this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot

    World as Myth on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread

    Would you like to borrow a fresh cup of hawt sexx0rz?

    Hunter on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So how long do normal people last?
    There is no normal when it comes to sex.

    Callius on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So how long do normal people last?

    This varies from person to person, and even the individual will have different experiences depending on things like mood, the person they're having sex with, level of intoxication, etc. No way to tell, I'd imagine.

    Vixx on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I watched porn the other day for the first time in like two years and couldn't stop judging the girl's makeup long enough to find anything hot

    this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot
    I'm fairly certain that my girlfriend, chained to a radiator, is pretty damned hot.

    Callius on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread

    I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.

    That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.
    I'm at work, which is curbing my desire pretty effectively for the moment, but I may take you up on it later

    World as Myth on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread
    does not compute
    you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
    are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?

    Druhim on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Whiskey dick is a very real and dangerous thing

    everything has its drawbacks, I suppose.

    Javen on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
    If you need help getting some, lemme know WaM.

    A-WINKY!
    I watched porn the other day for the first time in like two years and couldn't stop judging the girl's makeup long enough to find anything hot

    this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot

    Yes, this exactly. Fuck even a bad tattoo will ruin porn for me. I'd rather read it and design my own participants. And have them sound sexy instead of stupid.

    Vixx on
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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the average is two hours.

    Wren on
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    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread

    I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.

    That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.
    I'm at work, which is curbing my desire pretty effectively for the moment, but I may take you up on it later

    Excellent. You just let me know.

    Vixx on
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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've never timed myself, maybe I should. I usually just use ratios to judge my performance.

    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread
    does not compute
    you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
    are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
    we're still dating

    but he is in boise until summer

    and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all

    World as Myth on
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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is there any way we can fit WaM onto a thumb/hard-drive?

    I may just have a plan to kill two birds with one stone.

    darleysam on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.

    Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."

    Callius on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Aslan wrote: »
    Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
    If you need help getting some, lemme know WaM.

    A-WINKY!
    I watched porn the other day for the first time in like two years and couldn't stop judging the girl's makeup long enough to find anything hot

    this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot

    Yes, this exactly. Fuck even a bad tattoo will ruin porn for me. I'd rather read it and design my own participants. And have them sound sexy instead of stupid.

    Now imagine doing this all the time, with real people.

    It sucks

    Javen on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    oh geez

    Dynagrip on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread
    does not compute
    you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
    are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
    we're still dating

    but he is in boise until summer

    and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
    well the combo of him not being around and not even having the hots for him would certainly cause a lack of sexxings

    Druhim on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread
    does not compute
    you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
    are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
    we're still dating

    but he is in boise until summer

    and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all

    isn't that normal at some stage of the relationship? I'm sure it'll come back maybe

    then again I don't know your situation

    also ew Idaho, there are exactly three Idahoans in Shanghai and they are very strange people

    (one of them is a Jew)

    Vixx on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.

    Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
    oh god this is hilarious

    Druhim on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread
    does not compute
    you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
    are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
    we're still dating

    but he is in boise until summer

    and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
    well the combo of him not being around and not even having the hots for him would certainly cause a lack of sexxings
    yep, it's depressing; I love him with every fiber of my being, but the sex is dreadful and nerve-wracking and I don't enjoy it at all, and I'm not sure why

    I think it's because we've been friends for so long, and now it's sort of difficult to make the transition

    World as Myth on
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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.

    Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."

    Sure, I have a bunch bookmarked/saved as strangely-named .txt files.

    What does she like?

    I remember sharing one of my favorite stories with someone and they got real freaked out by it and then didn't talk to me for a month.

    To be clear though I usually like individual parts of a story and I overlook a lot of story shit, usually just skimming through it to see why exactly they are all banging one another. It's highly possible too that I skip parts that I just don't like (like random incest scenes in an otherwise excellent piece of smut).

    Vixx on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.

    Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
    oh god this is hilarious

    Do you have any pornographic wood carvings are cave paintings to share with us.

    Hunter on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    isn't that normal at some stage of the relationship? I'm sure it'll come back maybe

    then again I don't know your situation

    also ew Idaho, there are exactly three Idahoans in Shanghai and they are very strange people

    (one of them is a Jew)
    is it normal? I have never not wanted to bang the hell out of someone I'm dating

    if it's normal to go through this, that makes me feel better

    World as Myth on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    great now I miss sex even worse than before

    thanks, this thread
    does not compute
    you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
    are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
    we're still dating

    but he is in boise until summer

    and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
    well the combo of him not being around and not even having the hots for him would certainly cause a lack of sexxings
    yep, it's depressing; I love him with every fiber of my being, but the sex is dreadful and nerve-wracking and I don't enjoy it at all, and I'm not sure why

    I think it's because we've been friends for so long, and now it's sort of difficult to make the transition
    oh god, I so fucking hear you

    Druhim on
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