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I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.
Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
Hunter I knew there was a reason I wanted to fuck you besides your glorious man-body.
Ego has no place in the bedroom if your priorities are in place. I KNOW my orgasm is assured, and I need to do next to nothing to make it happen. Therefore, my job in the sack is to get her as many orgasms as physically possible, and if what I am doing is not in furtherance of that goal, enlighten me. You will find me a voracious student of your body.
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I'm shocked...shocked, to find faggotry in this thread.
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
The worst is when you're really into it and then something pops in your head, like did you pick up the dry cleaning or leave the oven on. I get all pissed at my brain for worrying about mundane shit while I'm trying to bust a nut.
I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.
Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
I dunno, a well timed "yes sir" can be pretty much awesome.
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
The worst is when you're really into it and then something pops in your head, like did you pick up the dry cleaning or leave the oven on. I get all pissed at my brain for worrying about mundane shit while I'm trying to bust a nut.
That happens to me a lot if the dude is not making any noise. Moans will keep me focused on getting off, otherwise my brain starts to wander and then I find myself having to picture porn I have seen before to get myself back on track.
The worst is when you're really into it and then something pops in your head, like did you pick up the dry cleaning or leave the oven on. I get all pissed at my brain for worrying about mundane shit while I'm trying to bust a nut.
I honestly only need a woman to talk to me if I'm doing something wrong. If I'm at the right spot, I can pretty much tell there's a positive reaction. If she wants something different or I'm doing something stupid, I have no ego in that area. Just give me a hint and I'll move on. My goal is to get into her vagina, so I'll do whatever she wants to achieve that objective. It's like a mission from god.
Same goes the other way. If I'm not happy, I'll say something. If you're hitting the right spot, there will be a very visual sign...often sooner than I would hope for. I don't think people need an auditory queue every 5 seconds like pr0n movies would have you believe.
I dunno, a well timed "yes sir" can be pretty much awesome.
Agreed, but I don't need color commentary and a play by play throughout the whole game. Just a few candid expressions.
I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.
That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.
This varies from person to person, and even the individual will have different experiences depending on things like mood, the person they're having sex with, level of intoxication, etc. No way to tell, I'd imagine.
I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.
That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.
I'm at work, which is curbing my desire pretty effectively for the moment, but I may take you up on it later
does not compute
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
If you need help getting some, lemme know WaM.
A-WINKY!
I watched porn the other day for the first time in like two years and couldn't stop judging the girl's makeup long enough to find anything hot
this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot
Yes, this exactly. Fuck even a bad tattoo will ruin porn for me. I'd rather read it and design my own participants. And have them sound sexy instead of stupid.
I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.
That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.
I'm at work, which is curbing my desire pretty effectively for the moment, but I may take you up on it later
does not compute
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
we're still dating
but he is in boise until summer
and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.
Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
If you need help getting some, lemme know WaM.
A-WINKY!
I watched porn the other day for the first time in like two years and couldn't stop judging the girl's makeup long enough to find anything hot
this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot
Yes, this exactly. Fuck even a bad tattoo will ruin porn for me. I'd rather read it and design my own participants. And have them sound sexy instead of stupid.
Now imagine doing this all the time, with real people.
It sucks
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
does not compute
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
we're still dating
but he is in boise until summer
and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
well the combo of him not being around and not even having the hots for him would certainly cause a lack of sexxings
does not compute
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
we're still dating
but he is in boise until summer
and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
isn't that normal at some stage of the relationship? I'm sure it'll come back maybe
then again I don't know your situation
also ew Idaho, there are exactly three Idahoans in Shanghai and they are very strange people
Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.
Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
oh god this is hilarious
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
does not compute
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
we're still dating
but he is in boise until summer
and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
well the combo of him not being around and not even having the hots for him would certainly cause a lack of sexxings
yep, it's depressing; I love him with every fiber of my being, but the sex is dreadful and nerve-wracking and I don't enjoy it at all, and I'm not sure why
I think it's because we've been friends for so long, and now it's sort of difficult to make the transition
Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.
Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
Sure, I have a bunch bookmarked/saved as strangely-named .txt files.
What does she like?
I remember sharing one of my favorite stories with someone and they got real freaked out by it and then didn't talk to me for a month.
To be clear though I usually like individual parts of a story and I overlook a lot of story shit, usually just skimming through it to see why exactly they are all banging one another. It's highly possible too that I skip parts that I just don't like (like random incest scenes in an otherwise excellent piece of smut).
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
Viv, WaM, would you two please send me some links to good stories.
Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
oh god this is hilarious
Do you have any pornographic wood carvings are cave paintings to share with us.
does not compute
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
we're still dating
but he is in boise until summer
and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
well the combo of him not being around and not even having the hots for him would certainly cause a lack of sexxings
yep, it's depressing; I love him with every fiber of my being, but the sex is dreadful and nerve-wracking and I don't enjoy it at all, and I'm not sure why
I think it's because we've been friends for so long, and now it's sort of difficult to make the transition
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Hunter I knew there was a reason I wanted to fuck you besides your glorious man-body.
Ego has no place in the bedroom if your priorities are in place. I KNOW my orgasm is assured, and I need to do next to nothing to make it happen. Therefore, my job in the sack is to get her as many orgasms as physically possible, and if what I am doing is not in furtherance of that goal, enlighten me. You will find me a voracious student of your body.
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thanks, this thread
Waaaay too easy.
Just watch some amateur porn with horrid dialogue and even worse sound effects. That should fix it.
That happens to me a lot if the dude is not making any noise. Moans will keep me focused on getting off, otherwise my brain starts to wander and then I find myself having to picture porn I have seen before to get myself back on track.
A-WINKY!
This right here? All the fucking time.
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Agreed, but I don't need color commentary and a play by play throughout the whole game. Just a few candid expressions.
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I can link you to a XTube clip that at first seems like it will be awesome because of the guy's amazing body but then the bitch he's doing won't shut her suckhole.
That'll fix any craving you have for sex in a hurry.
until about the time that worms begin to eat their decaying flesh
this is why I'm on the literotica side of the fence -- the girls in my head are always smokin' hot
Would you like to borrow a fresh cup of hawt sexx0rz?
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This varies from person to person, and even the individual will have different experiences depending on things like mood, the person they're having sex with, level of intoxication, etc. No way to tell, I'd imagine.
you have a boyfriend, or at least did a few days ago
are you suddenly saving yourself for marriage or are you no longer dating uke dude?
everything has its drawbacks, I suppose.
Yes, this exactly. Fuck even a bad tattoo will ruin porn for me. I'd rather read it and design my own participants. And have them sound sexy instead of stupid.
Excellent. You just let me know.
but he is in boise until summer
and also I'm realizing I don't feel lust toward him at all
I may just have a plan to kill two birds with one stone.
Natasha has the exact same problem with porn. I've found a few things which she's been able to enjoy, but it's always for the weirdest things; such as "her glasses look really nice with her watch" or "the guy is actually attractive" (okay, I can give her that one). She'll be watching something and suddenly be all "welp, I just lost interest... you can see their laundry hamper."
Now imagine doing this all the time, with real people.
It sucks
isn't that normal at some stage of the relationship? I'm sure it'll come back maybe
then again I don't know your situation
also ew Idaho, there are exactly three Idahoans in Shanghai and they are very strange people
(one of them is a Jew)
I think it's because we've been friends for so long, and now it's sort of difficult to make the transition
Sure, I have a bunch bookmarked/saved as strangely-named .txt files.
What does she like?
I remember sharing one of my favorite stories with someone and they got real freaked out by it and then didn't talk to me for a month.
To be clear though I usually like individual parts of a story and I overlook a lot of story shit, usually just skimming through it to see why exactly they are all banging one another. It's highly possible too that I skip parts that I just don't like (like random incest scenes in an otherwise excellent piece of smut).
Do you have any pornographic wood carvings are cave paintings to share with us.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
if it's normal to go through this, that makes me feel better