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TIME MACHINE BUT THE OTHER WAY - 2018

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Also if for whatever reason I decide to become a writer I'll probably also end up teaching at a college somewhere

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    anyway by 2018 i hope to be able to afford things past a video game or something

    you know like

    a car i want

    or a hour

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    finally, robotic beings rule the world

    The humans are dead
    The humans are dead
    We used poisonous gasses
    And we poisoned their asses

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I also hope to be doing something music related. Possibly opening my own studio.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fucking shit I will be 32.

    I'll never get to fly a space ship. D:

    haha you think you have problems

    I hope to live to see men land on Mars

    there is cancer, heart disease and alcoholism in my family and I'm at an increased risk for stroke

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'll be married and living in Vermont with no kids for a couple more years. Hopefully I'll have some sort of writing/editing job, maybe even in the entertainment sector. It's funny, that's all I really want, other than enough money to eat out a couple times a week.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maybe I'll be a rabbi.

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    I see myself sailing along the Pacific, raiding luxury liners and spending all the booty on Legos and comics.

    Can I be part of your crew? I know how to keelhaul

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Your dreams are all ludicrous. By 2018 I will have established my reich. By 2020 there will be no hope.

    No hope.

    "...And in a surprising development, an internet administrator known only as 'Cardboard Tube' today toppled the Prime Minister and installed a terrifyingly brutal regime as President for Life of the 'Fuck Everyone Else, I'm Right' Party..."

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I see myself sailing along the Pacific, raiding luxury liners and spending all the booty on Legos and comics.

    Can I be part of your crew? I know how to keelhaul

    If that's all you know how to do then you've got 10 years to improve your resume.

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tube can I be your Secretary of State for Life?

    I promise to instill more fear into any who would dare to revolt.

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I also could be dead!

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Can I be the drunken defence minister?

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Its not all I know how to do Mysst. Just one of my specialties

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Your dreams are all ludicrous. By 2018 I will have established my reich. By 2020 there will be no hope.

    No hope.

    This post is funny.

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Syphilis.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    I also could be dead!

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  • EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Your dreams are all ludicrous. By 2018 I will have established my reich. By 2020 there will be no hope.

    No hope.

    This post is funny.

    It means we have 2 years to overthrow him before it becomes too late

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've overthrown dictatorships in less than a week.

    2 years is child's play. But I'll be too busy helping Tube to help your petty resistance movement.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Evander wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Your dreams are all ludicrous. By 2018 I will have established my reich. By 2020 there will be no hope.

    No hope.

    This post is funny.

    It means we have 2 years to overthrow him before it becomes too late

    I dunno. I think a policy of appeasing the tube is our best course, at least until the americans get a military re-established and can fly in to save us.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Your dreams are all ludicrous. By 2018 I will have established my reich. By 2020 there will be no hope.

    No hope.

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    NO HOPE

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Your dreams are all ludicrous. By 2018 I will have established my reich. By 2020 there will be no hope.

    No hope.

    This post is funny.

    It means we have 2 years to overthrow him before it becomes too late

    I dunno. I think a policy of appeasing the tube is our best course, at least until the americans get a military re-established and can fly in to save us.

    I , at least, will be free in international waters!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    In 2018 it'd be nice if I had a cushy job in the entertainment industry

    Or I won the lottery

    Deemer I'm not sure what I will do when I turn on the E! channel and see you presenting the 25th annual America's Next Top Model opening night gala.

    You would masturbate and you know it

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tube will of paid scientists to formulate a way to bypass sleep all together so we can all post here 24/7, forever under tube rule, taking in all his claims of glory.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it'd be like 1984, but with hedgehogs instead of telescreens

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    In 2018 I'd like to be married, with a few kids, living in a house that we hopefully own, throwing dinner parties and working an office job

    In 2018 I'll most likely be married, in the middle of having a few kids, living in a house that we rent, throwing dinner parties and working an office job

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Janson- Either way, you'll be throwing smashing dinner parties.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Janson I don't think you're taking this seriously.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What if one of your kids comes downstairs in the middle of a dinner party and pees on the floor in her nightgown?


    you know, like in The Exorcist

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Janson- Either way, you'll be throwing smashing dinner parties.
    Damn straight!
    Mysst wrote: »
    Janson I don't think you're taking this seriously.
    I am taking this terribly seriously

    oh and I'll probably be attending the weddings of all my friends/siblings

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    What if one of your kids comes downstairs in the middle of a dinner party and pees on the floor in her nightgown?


    you know, like in The Exorcist

    You get a new rug?

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    What if one of your kids comes downstairs in the middle of a dinner party and pees on the floor in her nightgown?


    you know, like in The Exorcist
    ...free entertainment?

    Heck my brother used to stick a trophy up his penis and guests would laugh that off because when you're 3 years old you can get away with that sort of thing

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    explain "up his penis"


    my reaction to the anecdote, pending more information

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
    Janson- Either way, you'll be throwing smashing dinner parties.
    Damn straight!
    Mysst wrote: »
    Janson I don't think you're taking this seriously.
    I am taking this terribly seriously

    Are we all invited to these dinner parties?

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well then you smack a...

    I mean gently express how peeing on the carpet isn't good behavior, especially in front of guests.

    And when the hell did we get an awesome posts forum? I swear new developments in this place just fly over my head.

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  • A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Heck my brother used to stick a trophy up his penis


    What?! How big was the trophy?

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    stick a trophy up his penis?

    Janson, just sit down and let me tell you the difference between girl parts and boy parts

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Heck my brother used to stick a trophy up his penis


    What?! How big was the trophy?

    IT WAS THE STANLEY CUP.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maybe Janson's brother's urethra has the width of a quarter

    Stop being so mean, you guys

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    was it the golden matchstick?

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