I see they're keeping the writing quality as low as humanly possible for the movie. At least they're being consistent, I guess.
Edit; Seriously though, can you imagine sitting there writing a script, when you decide to type out "I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth"? What exactly was going through that guy's head?
I see they're keeping the writing quality as low as humanly possible for the movie. At least they're being consistent, I guess.
Edit; Seriously though, can you imagine sitting there writing a script, when you decide to type out "I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth"? What exactly was going through that guy's head?
"i wonder if mom keeps the candy in the top drawer?"
I see they're keeping the writing quality as low as humanly possible for the movie. At least they're being consistent, I guess.
Edit; Seriously though, can you imagine sitting there writing a script, when you decide to type out "I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth"? What exactly was going through that guy's head?
"i wonder if mom keeps the candy in the top drawer?"
Kohler: The fact that I kept thinking that we were watching a videogame play itself wasn't just because of the game-quality animation or the thin plot. There's a bit too much self-referential foolishness. Leon goes into a soliloquy about how to conserve ammo by going for head shots on zombies. Sequences are occasionally shot in unrealistically steady first-person. Sometimes it's on the level of an Uwe Boll film.
And it doesn't help that all the voice acting is just as stilted and awkward as the rest of it. The press release we got as we walked in touts the fact that the same actors from the videogames play the main characters. I'd have traded up, myself. The dialogue sounds exactly like it was written in Japanese and translated way too literally.
Sounds just as ridiculous and cheesy as the games, but in movie form. Which is good. If they had tried to make it a good movie they would have failed miserably.
Better "so bad it's awesome" rather than "not good enough to be half-way decent".
hell they better make re6 have the main playable character barry burton.. man that would rock so much half the universe would implode, think about the one liners!
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
you.. you need to play re's 1 through 3, and CV, and 0, and the remake of 1.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
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I will totally buy the DVD of the RE movie if Leon suplexes zombies and/or says a lot of cheesy one liners
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edited October 2008
I want Leon to suplex a zombie, then a giant undead train come in from nowhere and then Leon jumps off the wall - drop kicking a Cerberus in the process - then onto the top of the train and suplexes that.
Then and only then, will they have made the greatest movie of all time.
I want Leon to suplex a zombie, then a giant undead train come in from nowhere and then Leon jumps off the wall - drop kicking a Cerberus in the process - then onto the top of the train and suplexes that.
Then and only then, will they have made the greatest movie of all time.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
Hey, if you've got chronic alligator problems in the sewers, a fifty foot snake is just the thing to clean house.
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Olivawgood name, isn't it?the foot of mt fujiRegistered Userregular
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
Hey, if you've got chronic alligator problems in the sewers, a fifty foot snake is just the thing to clean house.
And then when your sewers are filled with fifty foot snakes, BAM
the snakes and other shit were not the bioweapons they were making, they were making tyrants and hunters, nemesis and shit like that to sell, the other shit was just caused by the virus leak.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
Hey, if you've got chronic alligator problems in the sewers, a fifty foot snake is just the thing to clean house.
And then when your sewers are filled with fifty foot snakes, BAM
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
Hey, if you've got chronic alligator problems in the sewers, a fifty foot snake is just the thing to clean house.
And then when your sewers are filled with fifty foot snakes, BAM
Fifty foot mongoose
A fifty foot mongoose covered in eyeballs so it can see where-ever that 50 foot cobra is gonna come from. From which we can in fact deduce that the Tyrants were developed as an advanced system designed with the sole purpose of killing giant mongeese.
I'm a johnny-come-lately with this because i only started playing the RE games with RE4, but was it ever explained how the Umbrella corporation was planning on making money by turning people into zombies?
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
Hey, if you've got chronic alligator problems in the sewers, a fifty foot snake is just the thing to clean house.
And then when your sewers are filled with fifty foot snakes, BAM
Fifty foot mongoose
A fifty foot mongoose covered in eyeballs so it can see where-ever that 50 foot cobra is gonna come from. From which we can in fact deduce that the Tyrants were developed as an advanced system designed with the sole purpose of killing giant mongeese.
Once killed, the Tyrant capable of skinning a giant mutant mongoose in 7.6 seconds.
The Mr. X variant was originally designed to sell the pelts in inner city areas. A truly diabolical moneymaking scheme.
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Lies. You're probably a terrorist.
Though i was waiting for someone to bust out the "small time" line. I hope RE5 has the same level of corny over the top one liners.
Don't try to kid yourself, it was fucking ace.
Too bad its not gonna be in American theatres!!:x
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That being said, I find it funny that the CGI looks of a lower quality then RE5.
Edit; Seriously though, can you imagine sitting there writing a script, when you decide to type out "I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth"? What exactly was going through that guy's head?
"i wonder if mom keeps the candy in the top drawer?"
Well done sir. :^:
The good news is that it sounds crappy in a good way.
Sounds just as ridiculous and cheesy as the games, but in movie form. Which is good. If they had tried to make it a good movie they would have failed miserably.
Better "so bad it's awesome" rather than "not good enough to be half-way decent".
hell they better make re6 have the main playable character barry burton.. man that would rock so much half the universe would implode, think about the one liners!
you.. you need to play re's 1 through 3, and CV, and 0, and the remake of 1.
jews
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Then and only then, will they have made the greatest movie of all time.
A buddy cop film coming to theatres fall 2009.
They were going to sell the virus's like bio weapons i think.
They were just shit at containment.
Of course they were trying to develop it a bit more before the outbreaks actually happened and messed things up. They had more advanced stuff than zombies.
Like extra eyeballs. They had eyeballs up the ass.
Yeah, and really big animals. Don't ask me how you can make money from a fifty foot snake, but I'm sure they'd try.
Hey, if you've got chronic alligator problems in the sewers, a fifty foot snake is just the thing to clean house.
And then when your sewers are filled with fifty foot snakes, BAM
Fifty foot mongoose
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that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
A fifty foot mongoose covered in eyeballs so it can see where-ever that 50 foot cobra is gonna come from. From which we can in fact deduce that the Tyrants were developed as an advanced system designed with the sole purpose of killing giant mongeese.
Once killed, the Tyrant capable of skinning a giant mutant mongoose in 7.6 seconds.
The Mr. X variant was originally designed to sell the pelts in inner city areas. A truly diabolical moneymaking scheme.
Bear Grylls.
FUCK SPIDERS SHIITTT
like the fucking dick plagas except MORE OF THEM
I really miss zombies.
And all these videos just make me want a big bad remake of RE 1 on the 360. The first, and the best.
zulu zombies
not even fucking witcha
sheilds, spear, and white dust tribal paint
Really? LOL. I need to see the videos when I get the chance I imagine that would look goofy as hell.
When I first saw them, I said, "They actually went there. Wow."
I'd buy it
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