WeaverWho are you?What do you want?Registered Userregular
edited April 2008
I have typical Scottish red for hair, although it has gone more brown with age. Either I keep it cut as a short Caesar or I have a head full of extremely thick curled hair not unlike carrot-top.
I got my glasses by having friends on the student electorate board who let me rummage through the donation box before we sent it off to The Lions Club.
The only Facebook photos of me are from the one time I tried to cross the gap and fraternize with the normals at college. The guys ended up getting all of us girls drunk and then we started catfighting about which of us was the best lay, which devolved into an impromptu Whore's Olympics.
Long story short, feeling disenfranchised after losing out on both the Ass and Tits medals I deep-throated the entire neck of a bottle of Arbor Mist.
So, now I'm the Deep-Throat Gold Medalist on Facebook. Needless to say, those photos have been untagged. @_@
The only Facebook photos of me are from the one time I tried to cross the gap and fraternize with the normals at college. The guys ended up getting all of us girls drunk and then we started catfighting about which of us was the best lay, which devolved into an impromptu Whore's Olympics.
Long story short, feeling disenfranchised after losing out on both the Ass and Tits medals I deep-throated the entire neck of a bottle of Arbor Mist.
So, now I'm the Deep-Throat Gold Medalist on Facebook. Needless to say, those photos have been untagged. @_@
i don't know who's a girl and who's queer anymore
fuck it. i'm going to flirt with you all and let my cock sort it ou
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i mean they cant compare to real meat, but they are good in their own right
my hair does what it wants to and I can use as much product as I want but it is basically just follicular masturbation
so thick
I'm shivering so hard I can barely type
brrrrrrrrrrr
My roommate said they make me look like an asian Peter Sellers, and when I laughed he said it wasn't a joke
seriously
its 70 degrees during the day and 30 degrees at night
Mines not thick at all, though. It's really akin to cats fur; several people have said so. Strange.
I was super adorable
Hot chocolate.
That's what we need.
Injected directly into the spine.
and it's 37 degrees outside
sometimes my heating system is too good
I have seen such photos
do people pet your head
my rationale for getting them was that I would wear them more often. whoops
I've gotten a lot less careful about it since I've met so many of you
but before, I was goddamn neurotic -- for every picture I have in my camwhore directory, there are probably fifteen similar rejects
A few times
What would the Pink Panther theme song sound like with a gong and a mandolin?
I do this
do this so bad
I am going to go outside for a smoke and call you and we will bitch about how cold we are
I am a lot more capable of this since getting the mac.
it's soooo warm ehre
oh man i wish i wasn't runing linux
I got about six usable ones from a batch of 78 in the winter
I've been better lately, or maybe I just only save the ones that are usable now since in the spring it's like a 90% usability ratio
EDIT: christ I am always one topic behind OH I AM SO WARM TOO AHURR AHURR (no I am not)
The temptation to keep clicking until it's just right is strong
No shit, like that little Mac camera just seems to play some sort of whore song to keep you there.
All pulling really just strange faces. Some are just flat out horrible.
Satans..... hints.....
Lest the truth be known
Long story short, feeling disenfranchised after losing out on both the Ass and Tits medals I deep-throated the entire neck of a bottle of Arbor Mist.
So, now I'm the Deep-Throat Gold Medalist on Facebook. Needless to say, those photos have been untagged. @_@
it sometimes is as if two entirely unflattering angles are some how brought together to form one really unflattering image
you just have dumb shoes
i don't know who's a girl and who's queer anymore
fuck it. i'm going to flirt with you all and let my cock sort it ou