but Captain K has a voice that, if plied properly, could unite all of the world under a single glorious flag
I will have to measure the two of you against one another in a more intimate setting
This sounds like an invitation.
A sexy invitation.
Pythagoras did more than revolutionize mathematics when he created his treatises on the triangle. Pythagoras set into motion a grand plan -- an era-spanning dream -- of the equilateral threesome.
A man and a woman may oppose each other, but you require something more for the hypotenuse: you require something that sums to the square of a man and a woman.
What I'm saying, Captain K, is that you need me: my wit, my dick, and my breasts. The world is waiting.
EDIT: goddamnit why did I use the word 'equilateral' those are the only triangles that don't make this work
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but Captain K has a voice that, if plied properly, could unite all of the world under a single glorious flag
I will have to measure the two of you against one another in a more intimate setting
This sounds like an invitation.
A sexy invitation.
Pythagoras did more than revolutionize mathematics when he created his treatises on the triangle. Pythagoras set into motion a grand plan -- an era-spanning dream -- of the equilateral threesome.
A man and a woman may oppose each other, but you require something more for the hypotenuse: you require something that sums to the square of a man and a woman.
What I'm saying, Captain K, is that you need me: my wit, my dick, and my breasts. The world is waiting.
EDIT: goddamnit why did I use the word 'equilateral' those are the only triangles that don't make this work
i thought that you said you would have been evicted last month? did you get a job? i hope so
The Black HunterThe key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple,unimpeachable reason to existRegistered Userregular
edited April 2008
I have a vegetarian friend who spends her days eating total shit.
She's thin, but in the past week all I have seen hher eat at school is sour straps, she loves those more than she loves her brother.
At the school canteen she bought 2 sour straps and a swirly wirly (weird twisty chocolate thing that is delicious). She looked at the ingerdients and saw that it has glutine in it or some other animal extract, so she gave it to me and I rubbed it in about how utterly delicious it was.
I am fighting cocaine addiction under the advisory of my estranged sister in an effort to set aside our familial quarrels in order to get me off the streets and back onto God's A-list
as you can imagine, this should explode catastrophically in a few days
but first I am going to go see Khoo!!
EDIT: seeing Khoo is important because I played Pokemon cards with him in Washington like a month ago
I am going to go see him in New York wearing the clothes he most recently saw me in in Washington
I am fighting cocaine addiction under the advisory of my estranged sister in an effort to set aside our familial quarrels in order to get me off the streets and back onto God's A-list
as you can imagine, this should explode catastrophically in a few days
but first I am going to go see Khoo!!
EDIT: seeing Khoo is important because I played Pokemon cards with him in Washington like a month ago
I am going to go see him in New York wearing the clothes he most recently saw me in in Washington
you got addicted to cocaine in the last two months? man.
i hope you get off it and get your life going again, because i like you & hope you don't end up a prostitute.
You guys are scaring me. Is being a nerdy girl detrimental? Say it ain't so. SAY IT AINT SO.
When I worked in a gaming store, there were five girls that ever came inside.
1) 'Sage.' Tattoos and piercings. Flits between abusive relationships.
2) 'Raquel.' She has pink hair. She is 22.
3, 4, 5) We didn't catch their names, but they did try and shoot heroin in the bathroom.
I walk in Wet Seal fresh. I have gotten odd looks and free magazines.
And there are 13 year old's somewhere (Projeck!). I'm not that young in comparison. And where is this Manifest thread?
How is Wet Seal inappropriate for you to walk into
No, I meant I walk into a Gamestop from the Wet-Seal, their tell-tale bags slung across my shoulders. If I've gone somewhere with fruitier bags I hide them.
If I were a girl I'd have a blast stealing Fredericks of Hollywood bags or Victorias Secret bags and then walking into Gamestop
trust me, you don't want that attention
it's so, so, so, so, so awkward
How often do you notice men looking you up and down
Is it fun to notice this
When I went out with a girlfriend a couple of years ago I used to have fun now and then pointing out guys that were staring at her various body parts to her
She was rather oblivious and was surprised how often I noticed guys doing this
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It is large and powerful.
I'm fairly certain that it could do 1d4 damage.
oh wait nevermind, you were only talking about girls you know
do you want to get to know me or would you rather keep your world-view intact :rotate:
tiny is 1d3, small and medium are 1d4
This sounds like an invitation.
A sexy invitation.
His unarmed melee attacks count as one size larger when headbutting.
wait, the whole reason I come here is to post with other people that are geeks, why am I even questioning it
that was uh
hmm
A man and a woman may oppose each other, but you require something more for the hypotenuse: you require something that sums to the square of a man and a woman.
What I'm saying, Captain K, is that you need me: my wit, my dick, and my breasts. The world is waiting.
EDIT: goddamnit why did I use the word 'equilateral' those are the only triangles that don't make this work
I think you are forgetting about the emma watson thread
and i'm still not gay, to fiz's unending torment
well this is fine, this is all fine
Oboro is perfectly capable of taking it to another level if it is necessary
this is only my first night in SE++, you see
I'm only getting started
i thought that you said you would have been evicted last month? did you get a job? i hope so
Not just Fiz's :x
You can't do that. You are too sweet.
now I am in New York
I go where the wind takes me
yeah but you're not on the streets, right?
i hope that by saying 'i go where the wind takes me' you don't mean 'i hop freight trains and do whippits'
She's thin, but in the past week all I have seen hher eat at school is sour straps, she loves those more than she loves her brother.
At the school canteen she bought 2 sour straps and a swirly wirly (weird twisty chocolate thing that is delicious). She looked at the ingerdients and saw that it has glutine in it or some other animal extract, so she gave it to me and I rubbed it in about how utterly delicious it was.
And that is my amazing story
well, he's most vocal about it, i hardly ever hear from you or ascot
I am fighting cocaine addiction under the advisory of my estranged sister in an effort to set aside our familial quarrels in order to get me off the streets and back onto God's A-list
as you can imagine, this should explode catastrophically in a few days
but first I am going to go see Khoo!!
EDIT: seeing Khoo is important because I played Pokemon cards with him in Washington like a month ago
I am going to go see him in New York wearing the clothes he most recently saw me in in Washington
I don't understand why you're bringing him into this
you got addicted to cocaine in the last two months? man.
i hope you get off it and get your life going again, because i like you & hope you don't end up a prostitute.
the thing about prostitution is, uh
my one friend from high school that still talks to me said you're only a prostitute while prostituting
so I am perfectly entitled to put up a thumbtack calendar with a billboard next to it that reads "HASN'T SOLD BODY IN [NUMBER] DAYS"
and I am not a prostitute
again this is quantum thingz I don't pretend to understand it, I merely enforce it etc etc
EDIT: uh no one get the wrong idea though, I'm clean
and I still want a threesome with ... those two awesome ... people
...
How often do you notice men looking you up and down
Is it fun to notice this
When I went out with a girlfriend a couple of years ago I used to have fun now and then pointing out guys that were staring at her various body parts to her
She was rather oblivious and was surprised how often I noticed guys doing this
that might just be my experience.
HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT THOSE BIG, LARGE, JEWISH NOSES
Oh man.
it's fucking awesome not working there anymore
also, the place is collapsing in on itself, just like I secretly half-hoped that it would after I left
yeah? good for you, man
are you now a professional radio jockey, because i secretly believe that's what we're destined for
the men with the voices of honey
I think it got page 2'd and I don't want to necropost it