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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    I fit most Jewish stereotypes.

    Do you have the fro?

    I wish.

    Jesus fuck you have the schnoz though

    good lord man

    It is large and powerful.
    I'm fairly certain that it could do 1d4 damage.
    Someone shoot me

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    some of the smartest, most awesome and prettiest girls I know are lesbians

    I don't think that really relates to anything going on in this thread

    The vast majority of the other girls I know are horrible drama queens
    what about the ones that are the most awesome and prettiest and also lesbians but are horrible drama queens

    oh wait nevermind, you were only talking about girls you know

    do you want to get to know me or would you rather keep your world-view intact :rotate:

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    I fit most Jewish stereotypes.

    Do you have the fro?

    I wish.

    Jesus fuck you have the schnoz though

    good lord man

    It is large and powerful.
    I'm fairly certain that it could do 1d4 damage.
    Someone shoot me
    to be fair that's not large, large is 1d6 damage

    tiny is 1d3, small and medium are 1d4

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    WaM you seem like a pretty awesome person

    but Captain K has a voice that, if plied properly, could unite all of the world under a single glorious flag

    I will have to measure the two of you against one another in a more intimate setting

    This sounds like an invitation.

    A sexy invitation.

    Captain K on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    I fit most Jewish stereotypes.

    Do you have the fro?

    I wish.

    Jesus fuck you have the schnoz though

    good lord man

    It is large and powerful.
    I'm fairly certain that it could do 1d4 damage.
    Someone shoot me

    His unarmed melee attacks count as one size larger when headbutting.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't think I could do the vegetarian lifestyle for a week. It's hard enough for me to put on shoes when I go out

    Fiz on
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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    are you guys lame for saying that stuff, or am I lame for completely understanding it?



    wait, the whole reason I come here is to post with other people that are geeks, why am I even questioning it

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I can't remember, is Oboro the one who told off Glorfindel in the Christmas forum for being "the kind of person who spat one me"

    that was uh

    hmm

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    WaM you seem like a pretty awesome person

    but Captain K has a voice that, if plied properly, could unite all of the world under a single glorious flag

    I will have to measure the two of you against one another in a more intimate setting

    This sounds like an invitation.

    A sexy invitation.
    Pythagoras did more than revolutionize mathematics when he created his treatises on the triangle. Pythagoras set into motion a grand plan -- an era-spanning dream -- of the equilateral threesome.

    A man and a woman may oppose each other, but you require something more for the hypotenuse: you require something that sums to the square of a man and a woman.

    What I'm saying, Captain K, is that you need me: my wit, my dick, and my breasts. The world is waiting.

    EDIT: goddamnit why did I use the word 'equilateral' those are the only triangles that don't make this work

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    maybe the creepiest thing I've read all day

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    does anybody else have a tremendous boner right now?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    maybe the creepiest thing I've read all day

    I think you are forgetting about the emma watson thread

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'll be honest, I didn't see that post coming.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    i rule because i'm in art and english, and have had starring roles in musical theatre, and i post here

    and i'm still not gay, to fiz's unending torment

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Emma Watson thread, you say

    well this is fine, this is all fine

    Oboro is perfectly capable of taking it to another level if it is necessary

    this is only my first night in SE++, you see

    I'm only getting started

    Oboro on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    WaM you seem like a pretty awesome person

    but Captain K has a voice that, if plied properly, could unite all of the world under a single glorious flag

    I will have to measure the two of you against one another in a more intimate setting

    This sounds like an invitation.

    A sexy invitation.
    Pythagoras did more than revolutionize mathematics when he created his treatises on the triangle. Pythagoras set into motion a grand plan -- an era-spanning dream -- of the equilateral threesome.

    A man and a woman may oppose each other, but you require something more for the hypotenuse: you require something that sums to the square of a man and a woman.

    What I'm saying, Captain K, is that you need me: my wit, my dick, and my breasts. The world is waiting.

    EDIT: goddamnit why did I use the word 'equilateral' those are the only triangles that don't make this work

    i thought that you said you would have been evicted last month? did you get a job? i hope so

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i rule because i'm in art and english, and have had starring roles in musical theatre, and i post here

    and i'm still not gay, to fiz's unending torment

    Not just Fiz's :x

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    ok this page makes me look like kind of an asshole

    would you like me to look like a bigger asshole to take the heat off you

    You can't do that. You are too sweet.
    Sweetie pie.

    Butters on
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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    why am I ever tempted to post in d&d

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    that was in Washington, Orikae

    now I am in New York

    I go where the wind takes me

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    that was in Washington, Orikae

    now I am in New York

    I go where the wind takes me

    yeah but you're not on the streets, right?


    i hope that by saying 'i go where the wind takes me' you don't mean 'i hop freight trains and do whippits'

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The wind huh?

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have a vegetarian friend who spends her days eating total shit.

    She's thin, but in the past week all I have seen hher eat at school is sour straps, she loves those more than she loves her brother.

    At the school canteen she bought 2 sour straps and a swirly wirly (weird twisty chocolate thing that is delicious). She looked at the ingerdients and saw that it has glutine in it or some other animal extract, so she gave it to me and I rubbed it in about how utterly delicious it was.

    And that is my amazing story

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    i rule because i'm in art and english, and have had starring roles in musical theatre, and i post here

    and i'm still not gay, to fiz's unending torment

    Not just Fiz's :x

    well, he's most vocal about it, i hardly ever hear from you or ascot

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    no I am not on the streets at the moment

    I am fighting cocaine addiction under the advisory of my estranged sister in an effort to set aside our familial quarrels in order to get me off the streets and back onto God's A-list

    as you can imagine, this should explode catastrophically in a few days

    but first I am going to go see Khoo!!

    EDIT: seeing Khoo is important because I played Pokemon cards with him in Washington like a month ago

    I am going to go see him in New York wearing the clothes he most recently saw me in in Washington

    Oboro on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    i rule because i'm in art and english, and have had starring roles in musical theatre, and i post here

    and i'm still not gay, to fiz's unending torment

    Not just Fiz's :x

    well, he's most vocal about it, i hardly ever hear from you or ascot

    I don't understand why you're bringing him into this

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    no I am not on the streets at the moment

    I am fighting cocaine addiction under the advisory of my estranged sister in an effort to set aside our familial quarrels in order to get me off the streets and back onto God's A-list

    as you can imagine, this should explode catastrophically in a few days

    but first I am going to go see Khoo!!

    EDIT: seeing Khoo is important because I played Pokemon cards with him in Washington like a month ago

    I am going to go see him in New York wearing the clothes he most recently saw me in in Washington

    you got addicted to cocaine in the last two months? man.

    i hope you get off it and get your life going again, because i like you & hope you don't end up a prostitute.

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    well

    the thing about prostitution is, uh

    my one friend from high school that still talks to me said you're only a prostitute while prostituting

    so I am perfectly entitled to put up a thumbtack calendar with a billboard next to it that reads "HASN'T SOLD BODY IN [NUMBER] DAYS"

    and I am not a prostitute

    again this is quantum thingz I don't pretend to understand it, I merely enforce it etc etc

    EDIT: uh no one get the wrong idea though, I'm clean

    and I still want a threesome with ... those two awesome ... people

    ...

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    You guys are scaring me. Is being a nerdy girl detrimental? Say it ain't so. SAY IT AINT SO.
    When I worked in a gaming store, there were five girls that ever came inside.

    1) 'Sage.' Tattoos and piercings. Flits between abusive relationships.
    2) 'Raquel.' She has pink hair. She is 22.
    3, 4, 5) We didn't catch their names, but they did try and shoot heroin in the bathroom.

    I walk in Wet Seal fresh. I have gotten odd looks and free magazines.

    And there are 13 year old's somewhere (Projeck!). I'm not that young in comparison. And where is this Manifest thread?

    How is Wet Seal inappropriate for you to walk into

    No, I meant I walk into a Gamestop from the Wet-Seal, their tell-tale bags slung across my shoulders. If I've gone somewhere with fruitier bags I hide them.

    If I were a girl I'd have a blast stealing Fredericks of Hollywood bags or Victorias Secret bags and then walking into Gamestop
    trust me, you don't want that attention

    it's so, so, so, so, so awkward

    How often do you notice men looking you up and down

    Is it fun to notice this

    When I went out with a girlfriend a couple of years ago I used to have fun now and then pointing out guys that were staring at her various body parts to her

    She was rather oblivious and was surprised how often I noticed guys doing this

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    well, you'll be a former prostitute in that case, and i'm not convinced that's a whole lot better

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Most people in my town with debilitating cocaine problems don't mix it up with harmful sexual behavior.

    that might just be my experience.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Well I haven't done either in a while! I'm doing well now. But this isn't the place nor the time.

    HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT THOSE BIG, LARGE, JEWISH NOSES

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    the salt shakers at k's restaurant are actually filled with a far more addictive substance

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Joint thread between Oboro and Pony.

    Oh man.

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Since when did SE++ get overrun with tricks and hos

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    Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    dude I quit that job last weekend

    it's fucking awesome not working there anymore


    also, the place is collapsing in on itself, just like I secretly half-hoped that it would after I left

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    ok this page makes me look like kind of an asshole

    would you like me to look like a bigger asshole to take the heat off you

    You can't do that. You are too sweet.
    Sweetie pie.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    what happened to your poetry thread, one fiddy?

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    dude I quit that job last weekend

    it's fucking awesome not working there anymore


    also, the place is collapsing in on itself, just like I secretly half-hoped that it would after I left

    yeah? good for you, man

    are you now a professional radio jockey, because i secretly believe that's what we're destined for

    the men with the voices of honey

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    150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    what happened to your poetry thread, one fiddy?

    I think it got page 2'd and I don't want to necropost it

    150cc on
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