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Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
BLAH BLAH BLAH


doing laundry sucks

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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  • The Golden WhoreThe Golden Whore Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Evolution is a bunch of bullshit.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    itt another religion thread.

    <3 on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    just another fad

    potatoe on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We do not need another one of these dangit

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    All animals in this era are concidered "Modern Animals." They have progessed by adaption to their enviroment in order to survive, and therefore become the fittest of their group, ruling them out of the gene pool, and strengthening their species line.

    Right?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    yeah let's talk about how people who believe in god are stupid and how science and atheism kick ass and we're much better people than those peons praying to some invisible bogeyman in their mud huts

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This shit again?

    Anyway, here's a good enough time to bitch about people that can't figure out what the power cord on a piece of equipment is. HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PLUGGING SHIT IN FOR NEARLY A HUNDRED YEARS ALREADY?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Evolution stops here.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    dangit we don't need more religion threads, evers

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when I evolved I gained respect for other people's beliefs

    it's what separates me from the animals

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    We do not need another one of these dangit

    Oh hey its the sheri

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    me and shoe are in the same boat

    believe what you want, fine by me

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    There's a bunch of stuff about evolution I don't really understand but I tend to just think hey I guess someone somewhere does and that's good enough for me.

    Tube on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i'mma evolve my fist into your face

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    We do not need another one of these dangit

    Consider it natural thread selection. The people who make the worst threads eventually get ostracized by the community and the quality of forum life slowly improves.

    Or that doesn't happen and you leave because you get tired of waiting.

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  • ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Evolution is fine and dandy but if there's anything history has taught us it's that everything we think is wrong.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    me and shoe are in the same boat

    believe what you want, fine by me

    but hey the first time some satanist tries to sacrifice my black cat to the great beezlebub that fucker's going down

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    not all satanists do crazy rituals

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wombat!! wrote: »
    All animals in this era are concidered "Modern Animals." They have progessed by adaption to their enviroment in order to survive, and therefore become the fittest of their group, ruling them out of the gene pool, and strengthening their species line.

    Right?

    Mostly, sometimes what species are around is also dumb luck too.

    Oh, your entire species decided to nest on a volcano that blew up? Whoops. Game over.

    Rane: I agree, believing what you want is fine and whatever, with one caveat. The second your beliefs start screwing people over for no good reason.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I know that potatoe

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man can we abortion this thread please?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What's the point in worshiping satan if you can't kill some cats and drink their blood, I mean really.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I swear to god we did this, like, yesterday or something.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    not everyone who believes in God believes in creationism

    I know, what hypocrites, right

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    man can we abortion this thread please?

    That is an abomination against the church, sir.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    And technically, evolution is a theory.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    The bible is not meant to be interpreted literally.

    God kick started evolution, maybe lent a guiding hand here and there.

    Explained?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    not everyone who believes in God believes in creationism

    I know, what hypocrites, right

    yo

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    not everyone who believes in God believes in creationism

    I know, what hypocrites, right

    You're joking, right, Eversman? You're not really so dumb that you can't see how someone could believe that God exists, but also believe that species gradually adapt to their environments?

    Defender on
  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Agent Cooper wrote: »
    And technically, evolution is a theory.

    Just like Gravity.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    me and shoe are in the same boat

    believe what you want, fine by me

    but hey the first time some satanist tries to sacrifice my black cat to the great beezlebub that fucker's going down

    friend of mine

    jeff

    is a satanist

    his rituals solely involve going to Christian events and yelling that he loves satan


    it's apparently hilarious because he's been doing this for 4 years

    I don't understand it, he could be doing ANYTHING with that time, he could bake cookies or go to the gym but he doesn't :/

    Raneados on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    What's the point in worshiping satan if you can't kill some cats and drink their blood, I mean really.

    orgies with fat broads

    PiptheFair on
  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    The bible is not meant to be interpreted literally.

    God kick started evolution, maybe lent a guiding hand here and there.

    Explained?

    Not in the slightest. What did "god" create to begin with?

    Sgt Eversman on
    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fuckin' pagans and religious nuts. I think I'm going to clone a half-Triceritops/half-Tyrannasaur Rex fuck all you people up when I teach it how to play fetch.

    The messes it makes though will not be pleasant looking or smelling.

    Slagmire on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    me and shoe are in the same boat

    believe what you want, fine by me

    but hey the first time some satanist tries to sacrifice my black cat to the great beezlebub that fucker's going down

    friend of mine

    jeff

    is a satanist

    his rituals solely involve going to Christian events and yelling that he loves satan


    it's apparently hilarious because he's been doing this for 4 years

    I don't understand it, he could be doing ANYTHING with that time, he could bake cookies or go to the gym but he doesn't :/

    so he's basically a real life internet troll

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    The bible is not meant to be interpreted literally.

    God kick started evolution, maybe lent a guiding hand here and there.

    Explained?

    Not in the slightest. What did "god" create to begin with?

    what if god never created anything?

    Raneados on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Sgt Eversman wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know, there's no division between believing in God and evolution. There are many people who do manage to accept both concepts without having to go into creationism light ala Intelligent Design.

    Explain.

    Really, I want to see you dig the hole on this one.

    The bible is not meant to be interpreted literally.

    God kick started evolution, maybe lent a guiding hand here and there.

    Explained?

    Not in the slightest. What did "god" create to begin with?

    your stupid ass

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    What's the point in worshiping satan if you can't kill some cats and drink their blood, I mean really.

    orgies with fat broads

    he said "point", not "bad thing"

    Larlar on
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