Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages. If you want, go back about 10 pages for a good time.
Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages.
I could see Brawl being perceived as a button masher if everyone in the room playing it mashes buttons.
It becomes pretty clear that mashing is not the optimal way of playing the game the moment someone who doesn't mash fights others that do.
Unless he is taking a broad definition of button masher, as in a game where you must hit the same button multiple times to perform certain feats.
I must admit Brawl SOLD me on a Wii, way back before the Wii even came out. My buddies and I played Melee until our hands bled. This one, though...I've played once. Granted it was for about 8 hours but I haven't had enough desire to play since the day it came out. The magic wasn't there, for some reason.
Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages. If you want, go back about 10 pages for a good time.
I suppose we could always start things up again if he wants.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited April 2008
I love brawl a lot more than melee, since muscle memory and fast fingers are the key to success, whereas in brawl it's all about spacing and thinking.
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Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages. If you want, go back about 10 pages for a good time.
But I'm suppose to mow the lawn!
Telling the wife that I need to read over 300 posts so I can infract a bunch of dudes on the internet for being hyper sensitive anal rashes will not get me laid tonight.
Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages. If you want, go back about 10 pages for a good time.
But I'm suppose to mow the lawn!
Telling the wife that I need to read over 300 posts so I can infract a bunch of dudes on the internet for being hyper sensitive anal rashes will not get me laid tonight.
Actually, it's genuinely funny. Probably less if you didn't see the review, though.
Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages.
1- He stated he didn't like most (all?) fighting games because it was possible to be beaten by a button masher.
2- He mentioned that (practically) nobody read the manual.
2a- Because of that, he and his mates, spent the evening button mashing.
I agree that SSB is hardly a button mashing series, but despite it's relative simplicity of only using two buttons, it is not a pick up and play game. There were many times I'd play Melee against that guy and it wasn't really much fun. But other times, I'd play it against somebody who was probably about as good as I was and it was lots of fun beating the crap out of each other.
Call it a Perfect Storm of criticism. A game the critic simply doesn't care for, plus over-exaggerated critiques, followed by fervent defenses from actual fans of the game.
Are any of you being needless coddle bags? If so will you kindly refrain from such actions?
Do you have any idea what I'm saying? Stop being twats to one another.
Thread has been relatively civil the past few pages. If you want, go back about 10 pages for a good time.
But I'm suppose to mow the lawn!
Telling the wife that I need to read over 300 posts so I can infract a bunch of dudes on the internet for being hyper sensitive anal rashes will not get me laid tonight.
As someone who just began yet another dry spell, get your ass out in that lawn and then in your bed.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
If a person doesn't like it, then that person doesn't like it.
I don't see why so many people get so worked up about trying to discredit his opinion.
Are you paying attention at all? The questions are toward some of the facts that are misrepresentations. Such as how long it takes to unlock Sonic (2 hours, not 10) and the fact that the game isn't a button masher. I don't think anybody has said "HIS OPINION IS WRONG!" I could care less if he likes/dislikes the game.
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This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
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Munkus I think that's more Hyperbole than him stating it's exactly 10 hours.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
How do you unlock Sonic in two hours, because I would turn the Wii back on for that after spending 8 hours with no blue ball of 'tude.
I'm going to have two blue balls if I don't get out there and mow that lawn. Ha-ha...ha...man.
Oh sorry, if you are playing with 4 people, then time brawling goes up four times as fast. It takes 10 hours if you are playing muliplayer solo, with 2 people it takes 5 hours and with 4 people it takes 2.5 hours.
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How do you unlock Sonic in two hours, because I would turn the Wii back on for that after spending 8 hours with no blue ball of 'tude.
I'm going to have two blue balls if I don't get out there and mow that lawn. Ha-ha...ha...man.
I have no idea but I did it. My friends and I were all pretty surprised when that came up so early.
Edit: ^^ Ok, that explains it.
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Zen VulgarityWhat a lovely day for teaSecret British ThreadRegistered Userregular
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Sonic: 300 Brawl Matches OR Have him join in SSE OR Beat Classic Mode with 10 characters.
So, if you played three minute matches for 300 times, it would be 900 minutes.
Or 15 hours.
So yeah, it takes a while. Unless you do SSE which I found boring as shit.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
How do you unlock Sonic in two hours, because I would turn the Wii back on for that after spending 8 hours with no blue ball of 'tude.
I'm going to have two blue balls if I don't get out there and mow that lawn. Ha-ha...ha...man.
Oh sorry, if you are playing with 4 people, then time brawling goes up four times as fast. It takes 10 hours if you are playing muliplayer solo, with 2 people it takes 5 hours and with 4 people it takes 2.5 hours.
What if your friends won't play cause they can't be Sonic?
I must admit Brawl SOLD me on a Wii, way back before the Wii even came out. My buddies and I played Melee until our hands bled. This one, though...I've played once. Granted it was for about 8 hours but I haven't had enough desire to play since the day it came out. The magic wasn't there, for some reason.
Well, you've been playing it since 2001. Or 2002, whenever Melee came out.
Honestly, I probably prefer brawl a bit more between the two. But they're so similar that the biggest draw are the new characters and those Sonic songs. If we're being broad, here.
How do you unlock Sonic in two hours, because I would turn the Wii back on for that after spending 8 hours with no blue ball of 'tude.
I'm going to have two blue balls if I don't get out there and mow that lawn. Ha-ha...ha...man.
Oh sorry, if you are playing with 4 people, then time brawling goes up four times as fast. It takes 10 hours if you are playing muliplayer solo, with 2 people it takes 5 hours and with 4 people it takes 2.5 hours.
What if your friends won't play cause they can't be Sonic?
This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
Vicious enough?
Holy shit.
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How do you unlock Sonic in two hours, because I would turn the Wii back on for that after spending 8 hours with no blue ball of 'tude.
I'm going to have two blue balls if I don't get out there and mow that lawn. Ha-ha...ha...man.
Oh sorry, if you are playing with 4 people, then time brawling goes up four times as fast. It takes 10 hours if you are playing muliplayer solo, with 2 people it takes 5 hours and with 4 people it takes 2.5 hours.
What if your friends won't play cause they can't be Sonic?
Then your friends are faggots.
Wait, so your saying the LGBT community are big Sega fans?
This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
Vicious enough?
Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.
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It becomes pretty clear that mashing is not the optimal way of playing the game the moment someone who doesn't mash fights others that do.
Unless he is taking a broad definition of button masher, as in a game where you must hit the same button multiple times to perform certain feats.
I must admit Brawl SOLD me on a Wii, way back before the Wii even came out. My buddies and I played Melee until our hands bled. This one, though...I've played once.
I suppose we could always start things up again if he wants.
But I'm suppose to mow the lawn!
Telling the wife that I need to read over 300 posts so I can infract a bunch of dudes on the internet for being hyper sensitive anal rashes will not get me laid tonight.
Because it was about SSB and hatred of it.
I'm pretty sure I already said that.
And seriously I might add.
thats because YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU BITCH
1- He stated he didn't like most (all?) fighting games because it was possible to be beaten by a button masher.
2- He mentioned that (practically) nobody read the manual.
2a- Because of that, he and his mates, spent the evening button mashing.
I agree that SSB is hardly a button mashing series, but despite it's relative simplicity of only using two buttons, it is not a pick up and play game. There were many times I'd play Melee against that guy and it wasn't really much fun. But other times, I'd play it against somebody who was probably about as good as I was and it was lots of fun beating the crap out of each other.
Call it a Perfect Storm of criticism. A game the critic simply doesn't care for, plus over-exaggerated critiques, followed by fervent defenses from actual fans of the game.
I don't see why so many people get so worked up about trying to discredit his opinion.
Maybe you're forgetting the fact that he's wrong and SSBB is the best game ever created and any true gamer loves it to death?
You know, maybe.
Because there wouldn't be a thread otherwise.
As someone who just began yet another dry spell, get your ass out in that lawn and then in your bed.
Are you paying attention at all? The questions are toward some of the facts that are misrepresentations. Such as how long it takes to unlock Sonic (2 hours, not 10) and the fact that the game isn't a button masher. I don't think anybody has said "HIS OPINION IS WRONG!" I could care less if he likes/dislikes the game.
Dude, you're being a little antagonistic here.
I'm going to have two blue balls if I don't get out there and mow that lawn. Ha-ha...ha...man.
Just ignore Pancake. Her sarcasm is never ending.
Oh sorry, if you are playing with 4 people, then time brawling goes up four times as fast. It takes 10 hours if you are playing muliplayer solo, with 2 people it takes 5 hours and with 4 people it takes 2.5 hours.
I have no idea but I did it. My friends and I were all pretty surprised when that came up so early.
Edit: ^^ Ok, that explains it.
So, if you played three minute matches for 300 times, it would be 900 minutes.
Or 15 hours.
So yeah, it takes a while. Unless you do SSE which I found boring as shit.
No, I just forgot that it only takes 10 hours if you are playing alone vs computers.
EDIT: And to unlock snake, you have to play on shadow moses 15 times total.
Well I guess it was obviously too much effort for you to keep things going then?
We are not here solely for your amusement yoouuuuu SICK LITTLE MONKEY!
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
What if your friends won't play cause they can't be Sonic?
Well, you've been playing it since 2001. Or 2002, whenever Melee came out.
Honestly, I probably prefer brawl a bit more between the two. But they're so similar that the biggest draw are the new characters and those Sonic songs. If we're being broad, here.
Then your friends are faggots.
:^:
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
Holy shit.
Wait, so your saying the LGBT community are big Sega fans?
Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.