This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
Vicious enough?
Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.
Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.
This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
Vicious enough?
Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.
Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.
Damn, these are all good. I'm compiling notes as we speak.
And I've only got so long to get this together. Mario Kart Wii isn't far off.
This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.
Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.
Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
Vicious enough?
Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.
Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.
Damn, these are all good. I'm compiling notes as we speak.
And I've only got so long to get this together. Mario Kart Wii isn't far off.
Dude take it from me. The best way to get Nintendo fanboys riled up is to:
A. Call the Wii a fad
B. Say the Wii is killing gaming
C. Proclaim that the Wii doesnt sell any software that doesnt have the words :Mario, Pokemon or Zelda attached to it.
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PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
Hahaha, that episode was glorious. I think partly because watching it I knew the retard reaction was going to be twice as bad as usual. I'd find out if it was, but frankly I wouldn't go back and read what's been happening in this thread if you payed me.
When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.
I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.
So who are the Jews in this analogy?
This could get ugly.
The Soviet Union is the Wii, Germany is Zero Punctuation, France is the PS3, and the UK is the PS2. America is the casual gamers. Poland is the FPS games starring brown haired tough guys. Japan is the 360. The Jews are the hardcore gamers.
So did we decide if Yahtzee was a real reviewer yet?
He isn't. He doesn't have a bachelors in Video Game Reviewing or accreditation from the state Video Game Reviewers Board. Hell, I don't even think he's a member of VGRA, and they'll let ANYONE in.
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Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.
Damn, these are all good. I'm compiling notes as we speak.
And I've only got so long to get this together. Mario Kart Wii isn't far off.
I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.
Dude take it from me. The best way to get Nintendo fanboys riled up is to:
A. Call the Wii a fad
B. Say the Wii is killing gaming
C. Proclaim that the Wii doesnt sell any software that doesnt have the words :Mario, Pokemon or Zelda attached to it.
What would it be for the PS3? A graph of the sales?
Claim that PS3 owners only bought it to watch blu rays.
So who are the Jews in this analogy?
Because this isn't just the opinion of just anyone. It's the opinion of someone who has, for some reason, become semi-famous.
This could get ugly.
Nah. I think just saying it doesn't have any games would be more like what a troll would do.
It's so tempting. Jokes involving ovens are writing themselves inside my head as we speak.
I'm not sure but I know who the evil Nazis are.
Stop. Stop before we all get killed in a firey ball of mod rage.
Just claim that MGS4 is going to hit the 360. And it'll sell better.
Fanboy implosion, job done, who's for pizza?
Teh Nazis would have used teh Xbox as the oven because teh Xbox is teh huege!!!
Or: Teh PS3 is the rite sized grill for teh Jews.
Im partial to StuG IV's myself.
Too sophomoric. It lacks punch.
Hmm, maybe it's more like this thread is Nagasaki and the ZP review is Fat Man.
The Soviet Union is the Wii, Germany is Zero Punctuation, France is the PS3, and the UK is the PS2. America is the casual gamers. Poland is the FPS games starring brown haired tough guys. Japan is the 360. The Jews are the hardcore gamers.
I don't care if it doesn't make any sense.
Someone posted it in SE recently.
(someone quote it)
We've left Godwin far behind my friend. This is uncharted territory.
Edit: Brilliant review too.
If you don't buy the Wii he is going to genocide your separatist movement. Or something.
Buy a Wii.
Miyamoto is Lenin and Yamauchi is Marx. Yokoi is Trotsky. You think the car incident was an accident? Reggie has a five year plan.
He isn't. He doesn't have a bachelors in Video Game Reviewing or accreditation from the state Video Game Reviewers Board. Hell, I don't even think he's a member of VGRA, and they'll let ANYONE in.
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