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Zero Punctuation: Retard Reaction Round Up; I fucking hate you people

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    You didn't mention rebuying hardware after revisions.
    If you're gonna go there, might as well bring up the pitiful excuse for a controller.

    Goomba on
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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shryke wrote: »
    This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.

    Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.

    Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
    Vicious enough?

    Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.

    Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.

    subedii on
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.

    Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.

    Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
    Vicious enough?

    Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.

    Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.

    Damn, these are all good. I'm compiling notes as we speak.

    And I've only got so long to get this together. Mario Kart Wii isn't far off.

    shryke on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    The_Scarab on
  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shryke wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    This thread got boring. I'm actually refreshing the thread over and over to see all of the different Munkus Beaver avatars.

    Call me a Nintendo fanboy. Make it vicious.

    Nintendo doesn't have fanboys, they have ... back-alley sex slaves. Nintendo Fanboys are more like little Taiwanese boys behind a military base. They stand there all day waiting, and every now and then Nintendo comes by and shoots another load of the same old Zelda or Mario in their face and they say "Thank you sir, may I have another?".
    Vicious enough?

    Almost there. You should have gone with Philippino castrado sex slaves and used the lack of testoserone as rationale for an obsession with the infantile. But yes, A++, would be trolled again.

    Would have been better with references to confused sexuality due to mal-adjustment to culture and ladyboys.

    Damn, these are all good. I'm compiling notes as we speak.

    And I've only got so long to get this together. Mario Kart Wii isn't far off.

    Dude take it from me. The best way to get Nintendo fanboys riled up is to:

    A. Call the Wii a fad
    B. Say the Wii is killing gaming
    C. Proclaim that the Wii doesnt sell any software that doesnt have the words :Mario, Pokemon or Zelda attached to it.

    MistaCreepy on
    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The 360 only has sports and shooters.

    What would it be for the PS3? A graph of the sales?

    Couscous on
  • My Name Is LukeMy Name Is Luke Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wow, 10+ pages in an hour and a half of not being online. This is nuts.

    My Name Is Luke on
  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    C is only true in America. :wink:

    Zen Vulgarity on
  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The 360 only has sports and shooters.

    What would it be for the PS3? A graph of the sales?

    Claim that PS3 owners only bought it to watch blu rays.

    MistaCreepy on
    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    Couscous on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If a person doesn't like it, then that person doesn't like it.

    I don't see why so many people get so worked up about trying to discredit his opinion.

    Because this isn't just the opinion of just anyone. It's the opinion of someone who has, for some reason, become semi-famous.

    Pata on
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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    the G&T mods

    tyrannus on
  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    MistaCreepy on
    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The 360 only has sports and shooters.

    What would it be for the PS3? A graph of the sales?
    That along with $599 US DOLLARS should suffice.

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The 360 only has sports and shooters.

    What would it be for the PS3? A graph of the sales?

    Claim that PS3 owners only bought it to watch blu rays.

    Nah. I think just saying it doesn't have any games would be more like what a troll would do.

    Couscous on
  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hahaha, that episode was glorious. I think partly because watching it I knew the retard reaction was going to be twice as bad as usual. I'd find out if it was, but frankly I wouldn't go back and read what's been happening in this thread if you payed me.

    -SPI- on
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    It's so tempting. Jokes involving ovens are writing themselves inside my head as we speak.

    shryke on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    I'm not sure but I know who the evil Nazis are.
    Us

    The_Scarab on
  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shryke wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    It's so tempting. Jokes involving ovens are writing themselves inside my head as we speak.


    Stop. Stop before we all get killed in a firey ball of mod rage.

    MistaCreepy on
    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The 360 only has sports and shooters.

    What would it be for the PS3? A graph of the sales?

    Claim that PS3 owners only bought it to watch blu rays.

    Nah. I think just saying it doesn't have any games would be more like what a troll would do.

    Just claim that MGS4 is going to hit the 360. And it'll sell better.

    Fanboy implosion, job done, who's for pizza?

    subedii on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shryke wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    It's so tempting. Jokes involving ovens are writing themselves inside my head as we speak.


    Stop. Stop before we all get killed in a firey ball of mod rage.

    Teh Nazis would have used teh Xbox as the oven because teh Xbox is teh huege!!!
    Or: Teh PS3 is the rite sized grill for teh Jews.

    Couscous on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    I'm not sure but I know who the evil Nazis are.
    Us
    Can I be a Jagdpanther? Jagdpanthers are soooooooooo cool.

    Goomba on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    I'm not sure but I know who the evil Nazis are.
    Us
    Can I be a Jagdpanther? Jagdpanthers are soooooooooo cool.

    Im partial to StuG IV's myself.

    MistaCreepy on
    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    It's so tempting. Jokes involving ovens are writing themselves inside my head as we speak.


    Stop. Stop before we all get killed in a firey ball of mod rage.

    Teh Nazis would have used teh Xbox as the oven because teh Xbox is teh huege!!!
    Or: Teh PS3 is the rite sized grill for teh Jews.

    Too sophomoric. It lacks punch.

    Hmm, maybe it's more like this thread is Nagasaki and the ZP review is Fat Man.

    shryke on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    It's so tempting. Jokes involving ovens are writing themselves inside my head as we speak.


    Stop. Stop before we all get killed in a firey ball of mod rage.

    Teh Nazis would have used teh Xbox as the oven because teh Xbox is teh huege!!!
    Or: Teh PS3 is the rite sized grill for teh Jews.
    If only there were a way to report terrible posts as well as awesome posts.

    Druhim on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    When I left this thread 3 hours ago to go out for some seriously late night pizza, it was in a complete state of anarchy.

    I come back and it's like world war 2 happened while i was at dominos and all im seeing now is the smoldering remains of southern france.

    So who are the Jews in this analogy?

    This could get ugly.

    The Soviet Union is the Wii, Germany is Zero Punctuation, France is the PS3, and the UK is the PS2. America is the casual gamers. Poland is the FPS games starring brown haired tough guys. Japan is the 360. The Jews are the hardcore gamers.

    I don't care if it doesn't make any sense.

    Couscous on
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, what was that picture of a baby dressed up as Hitler, with a sippy-cup in his hand, and the text saying something like "there's no more juice".

    Someone posted it in SE recently.

    darleysam on
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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Will this do?

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    (someone quote it)

    LewieP on
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This turn of events makes Godwin weep tears of crimson.

    subedii on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    LewieP wrote: »

    lolni9.png

    The_Scarab on
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    This turn of events makes Godwin weep tears of crimson.

    We've left Godwin far behind my friend. This is uncharted territory.

    shryke on
  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bleh, now this is just bland standard message board fare. Boring.

    Schide on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So did we decide if Yahtzee was a real reviewer yet?

    Javen on
  • squirlysquirly Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I just realised, I think Yahtzee lives about 50 minutes from me and I've been to the video game store he mentions..

    Edit: Brilliant review too.

    squirly on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shit. I forgot who is Italy. Italy is the Phantom because no one gives a fuck about it.

    Couscous on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Reggie is Stalin.

    If you don't buy the Wii he is going to genocide your separatist movement. Or something.









    Buy a Wii.

    The_Scarab on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Reggie is Stalin.

    If you don't buy the Wii he is going to genocide your separatist movement. Or something.

    Buy a Wii.

    Miyamoto is Lenin and Yamauchi is Marx. Yokoi is Trotsky. You think the car incident was an accident? Reggie has a five year plan.

    Couscous on
  • ZackSchillingZackSchilling Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    So did we decide if Yahtzee was a real reviewer yet?

    He isn't. He doesn't have a bachelors in Video Game Reviewing or accreditation from the state Video Game Reviewers Board. Hell, I don't even think he's a member of VGRA, and they'll let ANYONE in.

    ZackSchilling on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You're using words, but their meaning is foreign in nature.

    Javen on
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    You're using words, but their meaning is foreign in nature.

    AOKFJopwitw wet jprads goewijg p?

    Couscous on
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