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Zero Punctuation: Retard Reaction Round Up; I fucking hate you people

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    JMC123 wrote: »
    So tell me, what games are you genuinely allowed to be a ravenous fan for/against and not receive shitstorms?

    None! The point is this -- don't get caught liking something.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    JMC123 wrote: »
    So tell me, what games are you genuinely allowed to be a ravenous fan for/against and not receive shitstorms?
    Pong

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You are all a bunch of Nazis.

    Couscous on
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    JMC123 wrote: »
    So tell me, what games are you genuinely allowed to be a ravenous fan for/against and not receive shitstorms?

    Planescape: Torment
    Tetris
    Fallout 2 maybe
    Deus Ex?

    That's about it

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  • zakkielzakkiel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    zakkiel wrote: »
    halo 2: released 2004.
    halo 3: released 2007.

    ssbm: released 2001.
    ssbb: released 2008.

    we're talking about a difference of four years here, dude.

    wow you dudes talked a lot while i was making this post. what i said was directed at fugitive

    SC1: Released 1998.

    SC2: Scheduled for 2008.

    And yet, no one whines about how SC2 looks to be virtually identical to SC1. Why? Because it would be goddamn stupid. Like whining about how different Monopoly editions don't come with radical innovations, or why the rules for football haven't changed in years. Comes a point when you've made a game whose essentials are just so good a fit that any major departure is going to make the game worse, at least among its core players.
    no one? I actually don't give a toss about SC2 precisely because it just looks like the original with better graphics. I'm more excited for DoW2 due to the significant changes to game mechanics that I think look quite promising. Of course, you don't hear people saying this that often simply because we usually don't care enough to wander into a thread where people are gushing over it just to say we're not interested. What would be the point?

    People uninterested in SC2 are uniquely mature, then. As you have perhaps noticed, wandering into a thread filled with gushing and shitting all over it is a grand Internet tradition. It certainly seems to continue in SS:BB threads.

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  • GogoKodoGogoKodo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    zakkiel wrote: »
    halo 2: released 2004.
    halo 3: released 2007.

    ssbm: released 2001.
    ssbb: released 2008.

    we're talking about a difference of four years here, dude.

    wow you dudes talked a lot while i was making this post. what i said was directed at fugitive

    SC1: Released 1998.

    SC2: Scheduled for 2008.

    And yet, no one whines about how SC2 looks to be virtually identical to SC1. Why? Because it would be goddamn stupid. Like whining about how different Monopoly editions don't come with radical innovations, or why the rules for football haven't changed in years. Comes a point when you've made a game whose essentials are just so good a fit that any major departure is going to make the game worse, at least among its core players.
    You obviously haven't been anywhere near any SC2 threads on this forum or any other. People keep crying SC1.5, just an expansion lol.

    I called those people retarded.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    JMC123 wrote: »
    So tell me, what games are you genuinely allowed to be a ravenous fan for/against and not receive shitstorms?
    Good ones. Like Relic makes.

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  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think the problem is more liking something to the point of acting like an idiot when talking about it rather than just liking something.

    Schide on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    wow, this is stupid even for here.

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  • ThisguyThisguy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    stalker~

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Accualt wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    I hate the maze. Every bad video game cliché in one spot with that.

    What do you mean?

    I honestly steeled myself for something horrible when I got to the Great Maze, but it wasn't bad at all.

    Repeated stages, easy to get lost, fighting evil versions of allies, aimless walking, stripped of your previous progress (unlocked characters to fight as), and refighting all the bosses you'd all ready beat. All old tricks used to artificially increase the length of the game. Old, vile tricks.

    I really didn't notice.

    Then again, as a Mega man fan the old "refighting bosses" thing has no effect. :P
    wow, this is stupid even for here.

    Shoe.

    Shut up, seriously.

    Every other post of you in GnT is being a trolling moron.

    I like you a lot of the time.

    Just not when you're being a trolling moron.

    Pata on
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  • agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    I hate the maze. Every bad video game cliché in one spot with that.

    What do you mean?

    I honestly steeled myself for something horrible when I got to the Great Maze, but it wasn't bad at all.

    Repeated stages, easy to get lost, fighting evil versions of allies, aimless walking, stripped of your previous progress (unlocked characters to fight as), and refighting all the bosses you'd all ready beat. All old tricks used to artificially increase the length of the game. Old, vile tricks.

    I really didn't notice.

    Then again, as a Mega man fan the old "refighting bosses" thing has no effect. :P

    Yes, we've built up an immunity. Not to spikes yet, still got to work on that one.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    I hate the maze. Every bad video game cliché in one spot with that.

    What do you mean?

    I honestly steeled myself for something horrible when I got to the Great Maze, but it wasn't bad at all.

    Repeated stages, easy to get lost, fighting evil versions of allies, aimless walking, stripped of your previous progress (unlocked characters to fight as), and refighting all the bosses you'd all ready beat. All old tricks used to artificially increase the length of the game. Old, vile tricks.

    I really didn't notice.

    Then again, as a Mega man fan the old "refighting bosses" thing has no effect. :P
    wow, this is stupid even for here.

    Shoe.

    Shut up, seriously.

    Every other post of you in GnT is being a trolling moron.

    I like you a lot of the time.

    Just not when you're being a trolling moron.

    look it is not my fault I have seen some dumb shit in this forum

    I am not trolling anyone

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    Pata wrote: »
    Accualt wrote: »
    I hate the maze. Every bad video game cliché in one spot with that.

    What do you mean?

    I honestly steeled myself for something horrible when I got to the Great Maze, but it wasn't bad at all.

    Repeated stages, easy to get lost, fighting evil versions of allies, aimless walking, stripped of your previous progress (unlocked characters to fight as), and refighting all the bosses you'd all ready beat. All old tricks used to artificially increase the length of the game. Old, vile tricks.

    I really didn't notice.

    Then again, as a Mega man fan the old "refighting bosses" thing has no effect. :P
    wow, this is stupid even for here.

    Shoe.

    Shut up, seriously.

    Every other post of you in GnT is being a trolling moron.

    I like you a lot of the time.

    Just not when you're being a trolling moron.

    look it is not my fault I have seen some dumb shit in this forum

    I am not trolling anyone

    Yes you are. Pata is a sensitive person.

    Say something nice about Nintendo before you go and make amends.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't know, I played SC2 and it was basically the first one with minor changes. Saw no new units, but it was an early beta, I believe.

    But that's what a lot of sequels are: Upgraded versions of the first one.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    He's not a troll, he's a thief.

    Goomba on
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  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hmm, maybe it's more like this thread is Nagasaki and the ZP review is Fat Man.

    And those still posting in its charred husk the victims of radiation poisoning?

    Our deaths will be slow and painful.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    not this again.

    my shoe, goomba

    I won it fair and square

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ok - so I know I'm a touch late to the crap on Yahtzee or crap on the Yahtzee crappers party - but I just was able to watch this week's video and here's my take:

    It's a mildly unfair assessment of Smash Bros.

    I don't consider Yahtzee to be a game reviewer in the strictest sense. I consider him to be basically the host of a weekly roast of the most popular games of the time. Just like the host of roast, he takes one or two main character flaws and exploits them and takes them to a comical level for humor.

    Let's say you were roasting R Kelly - you wouldn't say "Hey! I hear you like 'em young." because that's not funny. However, if you said "To get into tonight's show you had to be over 14, not because of adult language but because if you're under 14 there's a chance R Kelly might try to bend you over and fuck you like a goat herder" that might be funnier. Now we all know that R Kelly isn't out fucking 8 year olds up the ass - but that doesn't matter - it's a known character flaw that he likes the young'ns so you exagerate.

    The problem is that it only works when you're taking an accurate complaint and exagerating it. Unfortunatly, with Smash Bros, the button mashing complaint simply isn't valid and except for the smash attacks the particle effects complaint isn't valid. Frankly, on the button mashing thing I know because I tried playing online and had my ass handed to me by much better players.

    His humor is best for me when he reviews a game I like because he takes those few complaints that I might have and takes them to a next higher level. This one missed with me because I just don't see some of the basic flaws he seems to see.

    He is spot on about the Sonic unlock though - that was a pain in the ass and really pissed me off.

    Lindsay Lohan on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008

    look it is not my fault I have seen some dumb shit in this forum

    I am not trolling anyone

    Dumb stuff happens everywhere It's the internet.

    What's trolling from you is the old "hurr hurr gnt sucks" act you have.

    It's really annoying coming from an other wise pretty cool guy.
    Pancake wrote: »

    Yes you are. Pata is a sensitive person.

    Say something nice about Nintendo before you go and make amends.

    You, on the other hand, have done nothing that I have ever seen as worthwhile.

    Therefore, die in a fire, you retard.

    Pata on
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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jesus Christ you guys.

    Just...Jesus Christ.

    Furu on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I blame Goomba and Pancake for me suddenly taking this thread seriously.

    I'm so sorry I fell into their trap.

    Pata on
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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Murder isn't a contest.

    Goomba on
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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Herby wrote: »
    He is spot on about the Sonic unlock though - that was a pain in the ass and really pissed me off.

    It's all the more maddening when you finally get him and realize that, man, after all that, does he suck.

    Feels Good Man on
  • ThisguyThisguy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Herby wrote: »
    Frankly, on the button mashing thing I know because I tried playing online and had my ass handed to me by much better players.

    Maybe it was because of the crippling lag

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Herby wrote: »
    He is spot on about the Sonic unlock though - that was a pain in the ass and really pissed me off.

    It's all the more maddening when you finally get him and realize that, man, after all that, does he suck.

    Man what he doesn't suck.

    Pata on
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  • Asamof the HorribleAsamof the Horrible Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I cannot believe how many pages of discussion this exploded into in such a short time. Never underestimate the power of yahtzee and retard reaction wednesday!

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  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thisguy wrote: »
    Herby wrote: »
    Frankly, on the button mashing thing I know because I tried playing online and had my ass handed to me by much better players.

    Maybe it was because of the crippling lag

    Hey, it's not laggy.

    WFC is free! You can't complain about a free service!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    if you disagree with a review, then you didn't need that review in the first place.

    that's right

    that's the whole secret to this business

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hey guys, he reviewed brawl. Let's talk about it!

    theantipop on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pata wrote: »
    Herby wrote: »
    He is spot on about the Sonic unlock though - that was a pain in the ass and really pissed me off.

    It's all the more maddening when you finally get him and realize that, man, after all that, does he suck.

    Man what he doesn't suck.

    yes he does

    he's sonic

    all he can do is suck

    he needs to be banished to handhelds like Mega Man

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pancake wrote: »
    Thisguy wrote: »
    Herby wrote: »
    Frankly, on the button mashing thing I know because I tried playing online and had my ass handed to me by much better players.

    Maybe it was because of the crippling lag

    Hey, it's not laggy.

    WFC is free! You can't complain about a free service!

    The WFC service is about as terrible as your posts, that much is true. But Yahtzee didn't say anything about that, or the other actual problems with Brawl; he was busy complaining about the button mashing aspects.

    but I realize at this point in the ZP thread we're no longer talking about ZP.

    Feels Good Man on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Herby wrote: »
    Ok - so I know I'm a touch late to the crap on Yahtzee or crap on the Yahtzee crappers party - but I just was able to watch this week's video and here's my take:

    It's a mildly unfair assessment of Smash Bros.

    I don't consider Yahtzee to be a game reviewer in the strictest sense. I consider him to be basically the host of a weekly roast of the most popular games of the time. Just like the host of roast, he takes one or two main character flaws and exploits them and takes them to a comical level for humor.

    Let's say you were roasting R Kelly - you wouldn't say "Hey! I hear you like 'em young." because that's not funny. However, if you said "To get into tonight's show you had to be over 14, not because of adult language but because if you're under 14 there's a chance R Kelly might try to bend you over and fuck you like a goat herder" that might be funnier. Now we all know that R Kelly isn't out fucking 8 year olds up the ass - but that doesn't matter - it's a known character flaw that he likes the young'ns so you exagerate.

    The problem is that it only works when you're taking an accurate complaint and exagerating it. Unfortunatly, with Smash Bros, the button mashing complaint simply isn't valid and except for the smash attacks the particle effects complaint isn't valid. Frankly, on the button mashing thing I know because I tried playing online and had my ass handed to me by much better players.

    His humor is best for me when he reviews a game I like because he takes those few complaints that I might have and takes them to a next higher level. This one missed with me because I just don't see some of the basic flaws he seems to see.

    He is spot on about the Sonic unlock though - that was a pain in the ass and really pissed me off.

    This post really dosn't deserve to be bottom paged.

    Pata on
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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why did I try to go back a few pages? Why?

    I think this thread has given me a minor stroke.

    Furu on
  • canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    JMC123 wrote: »
    So tell me, what games are you genuinely allowed to be a ravenous fan for/against and not receive shitstorms?
    Good ones. Like Relic makes.

    Hah.

    Apparently not.

    canemaquilus on
  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008

    yes he does

    he's sonic

    all he can do is suck

    he needs to be banished to handhelds like Mega Man

    I'm discussing his traits as a character in SSBB, he dosn't suck in it.

    The quality of recent games dosn't mean squat.

    But I could beat you with him. :P

    Pata on
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  • ThisguyThisguy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You guys take this shit way too seriously

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pata wrote: »

    yes he does

    he's sonic

    all he can do is suck

    he needs to be banished to handhelds like Mega Man

    I'm discussing his traits as a character in SSBB, he dosn't suck in it.

    The quality of recent games dosn't mean squat.

    But I could beat you with him. :P

    nah brah

    there's only one blue furry character worth a damn in Brawl

    and it ain't sonic

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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lucario and Sonic


    go

    Feels Good Man on
  • PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why is it that everyone that wants to make it known that I and my posts are the worst thing the planet has ever seen has at least one friend code in their sig?

    Pancake on
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