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Zero Punctuation: Retard Reaction Round Up; I fucking hate you people

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  • Dareth RamDareth Ram regular
    edited April 2008
    I expected this, pretty much. Smash Bros is pretty much his anti game.

    pretty funny, though.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    His is a reviewer dammit, and he tells me more about whether I will like games that IGNspot ever could.

    LewieP on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yahzee isnt a real reviewer Lewie.

    You see he doesn't like all games ever made.

    And by current gaming press standards he doesn't qualify Im afraid.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.
    If only there were any posts about why he is as much of a reviewer as anyone.

    Oh if only.

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  • plufimplufim Dr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    OT, but... I hate you guys so much who've played brawl enough that you're bored with it now.

    That hurts us PAL gamers so much :(

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  • ZackSchillingZackSchilling Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.

    Ok, now I'm laughing. Oh Yahtzee, you clever dog.

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Goomba wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.
    If only there were any posts about why he is as much of a reviewer as anyone.

    Oh if only.

    Well there don't appear to be any in this thread, and even if there were that wouldn't make going "no u" any less inane would it?

    Leitner on
  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    His is a reviewer dammit, and he tells me more about whether I will like games that IGNspot ever could.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    Goomba wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.
    If only there were any posts about why he is as much of a reviewer as anyone.

    Oh if only.

    Well there don't appear to be any in this thread, and even if there were that wouldn't make going "no u" any less inane would it?
    Any use of an Internet meme is inane, what's your point?

    And every time I look at these threads I see a "He's a reviewer because he talks about the first impressions of a game." Not as much as "I didn't laugh. I didn't even smile. Fuck all you people that agree with him.", sure, but I still see it.

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  • reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Leitner wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.

    Okay. He gives his opinion about a game, shares its strong and weak points with the audience and let's you know how he feels about the game overall. Sounds like a reviewer to me.

    reVerse on
  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So what if Yahtzee isn't a "real reviewer". I've read real reviewers for over a decade and most are boring as shit, too busy rewording the publisher's product bullet points or too chicken shit to have a real opinion. I'd rather be entertained by Zero Punctuation that try to sift through print and web reviews like a miner looking for a nugget of gold.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    YAHTZEE DOESN'T LIKE A GAME I LIKE

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Tube on
  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This review is fucking hilarious.

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  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Whether Yahtzee is a reviewer or not is fairly moot. The fact is that this really wasn't a review.

    "I don't like fighting games. I don't like Smashbros. I don't like people who like fighting games and Smashbros"

    The only two points of review he actually touched on were the camera angles, which in some cases is completely justified, and calling the game a "button masher." He is wrong about the second point, but regardless, he didn't enjoy himself and that's perfectly fine.

    Edit: and he was dead on about the single player, obviously. I was actually a bit disappointed that he didn't rip on it a bit more.

    Falstaff on
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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    reVerse wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    reVerse wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Yahtzee isn't a real reviewer, though.

    Took longer than I thought it would.

    Except he's pretty much right and has laid out why, going "olol someones going to say X" doesn't make them any less wrong. Maybe you could offer a counter argument, as you know that's what forums are for - Discussions. Otherwise fuck off, nobody gives a crap about your 'snappy' one lines.

    Okay. He gives his opinion about a game, shares its strong and weak points with the audience and let's you know how he feels about the game overall. Sounds like a reviewer to me.

    See isn't that better, we're sharing and learning. I may not agree with you (I feel he's too content light and revels in his biases too much for a serious reviewer tm), but I see your point of view and may be influenced by it, I at the least shall take it into consideration.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Falstaff wrote: »
    Whether Yahtzee is a reviewer or not is fairly mute. The fact was that this really wasn't a review.

    "I don't like fighting games. I don't like Smashbros. I don't like people who like fighting games and Smashbros"

    The only two points of review he actually touched on were the camera angles, which in some cases is completely justified, and calling the game a "button masher." He is wrong about the second point, but regardless, he didn't enjoy himself and that's perfectly fine.

    It's "moot."

    Edit: Also, what constitutes a button masher? How is he wrong in calling Smash Bros a button masher?

    Bama on
  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    It's "moot."

    You're right. That was a typo.

    Edit: Well, I'd classify a button masher exactly as he described it: a game with little depth of control where "mashing buttons" can yield better results than time and effort put into understanding the game.

    Smashbros Brawl is not like that.

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  • PatboyXPatboyX Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yes. But it was more tragicomic before.

    I was pretty impressed with the single player in Brawl. Just the size of it. I was kind of shocked to see all that stuff just not be used in the vs. mode. It reminded me of something they had on th dojo. About the 8-track. They made so much of it but it is just a small square that is being used.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Tube on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Darmak on
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  • The WolfmanThe Wolfman Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    You should do us a favor and put the thread down, Old Yeller style. Only you have the power to make the world a better place.

    Great, funny reviews, but fuck it if you can't have a straight conversation regarding them.

    The Wolfman on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    Rami wrote: »
    What you must realise is that this is similar to a religion debate. Christians will claim fact God exists, Atheists will claim fact he doesn't. Given neither can actually be proved, there is no fact.

    son you ever hear of a thing called burden of proof

    Tube on
  • RedDawnRedDawn Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't see that many people getting bent out of shape. No more than any other thread on here. In this thread, however, we get the bonus of people being able to come troll.

    I enjoyed the game, enjoyed the review, although it's not his best work.

    RedDawn on
  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Such an impressive contribution to any discussion. Please, continue your monosyllabic onomatopoeia's, I'm sure they only serve to increase the level of discourse every time they are beheld.

    subedii on
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zero Punctuation reviews: the gift that keeps on giving. Come for the review, stay for the WAAAAAAAHMBULANCE.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We should all email him and ask him to review a specific game we want him to review.

    LewieP on
  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    I think it's already peaked for me. It jsut doesn't get better than "Your sarcasm is shit."

    Goomba on
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  • ZackSchillingZackSchilling Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    LewieP wrote: »
    We should all email him and ask him to review a specific game we want him to review.

    Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rami wrote: »
    What you must realise is that this is similar to a religion debate. Christians will claim fact God exists, Atheists will claim fact he doesn't. Given neither can actually be proved, there is no fact.

    son you ever hear of a thing called burden of proof

    Yes, but this isn't a court of law. May I ask who or what you're wanting to apply it to, and why?

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Taramoor wrote: »

    Good christ I expect 20 pages of bitching on this.

    Kagera on
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  • nlawalkernlawalker Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rami wrote: »
    Yes, but this isn't a court of law. May I ask who or what you're wanting to apply it to, and why?
    I don't see how it applies even if you take it out of legal context.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I really think the best part of this review is the bit about becoming THAT GUY for a game. I know I've done that for a few competitive games and felt ashamed for not being able to just have fun.

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  • FalstaffFalstaff Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The man makes my Wednesdays better, which is more than any of you will ever do.


    EVER.

    Falstaff on
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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    Rami wrote: »
    Rami wrote: »
    What you must realise is that this is similar to a religion debate. Christians will claim fact God exists, Atheists will claim fact he doesn't. Given neither can actually be proved, there is no fact.

    son you ever hear of a thing called burden of proof

    Yes, but this isn't a court of law. May I ask who or what you're wanting to apply it to, and why?

    no honestly if you can't see that for yourself I don't think you really understand burden of proof.

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    I love the fact that Yahtzee can make an entire video basically deriding people who go onto forums and cry like screaming little girls with skinned knees about him giving a negative review of some game and the only deference to irony said idiots will manage to muster up is ending or prefacing their screaming tirades with "I'm not angry though"

    Tube on
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I laughed, I cried. It wasn't his best, but it did have some gems. Plus I suddenly have this weird urge to check out Gametraders Robina, located at the Robina Town Center on Bazaar Street, just off the beltline!

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • Grid SystemGrid System Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Great, funny reviews, but fuck it if you can't have a straight conversation regarding them.
    What would a straight conversation be, exactly?

    "Hey, did you see the latest ZP review?"

    "Yeah. Man, that part where Yahtzee swore a bunch and used a colourful metaphor was hilarious!"

    "Totally. And I loved it when that little demon held a completely ridiculous prop and wore an outrageous costume!"

    "Yeah!"

    "Yeah!"

    I mean, don't get me wrong, I like ZP, I thought this review was funny, but disagreement - even if it seems silly and "fanboyish" or whatever - keeps things from getting stale.

    Grid System on
  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rami wrote: »
    Rami wrote: »
    What you must realise is that this is similar to a religion debate. Christians will claim fact God exists, Atheists will claim fact he doesn't. Given neither can actually be proved, there is no fact.

    son you ever hear of a thing called burden of proof

    Yes, but this isn't a court of law. May I ask who or what you're wanting to apply it to, and why?

    no honestly if you can't see that for yourself I don't think you really understand burden of proof.

    Then why don't you indulge me? This is assuming you aren't just trolling and actually have something valid to add of course.

    I've always found it's best to not assume everyone knows what exactly what you're talking about, and to make your position as clear as possible from the start. I'm no expert on this subject, if you are (more than I am at least) then share your extra knowledge.

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't think anyone is really complaining about the review being inaccurate, just saying that the issues he had with the game either don't bother them, or don't matter to them. No one is saying he is wrong.

    Or maybe some people are, but that's not the majority of posts in this thread.

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