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Zero Punctuation: Retard Reaction Round Up; I fucking hate you people
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Atheists have yet to prove that God does not exist.
Believers have yet to prove that God does exist.
Burden of proof isn't like "innocent by default until proven guilty," or in this case "God doesn't exist by default unless you prove that he does."
Not that I've played any of these Brawl games, but my experience with button-mashers in fighting games over the years is basically that, yeah, their randomly-flailing attacks make it hard to predict what they're going to do, as they themselves don't even know what hey're going to do, but I've yet to see a fighter in which mashing cannot be shut down with patience and learning how to spot openings. In all their twirling around, they generally don't make exclusively safe moves and something punishable is going to pop up sooner or later.
Still though I'm obviously trolling. How many other retarded forum cliches can we get through, I wonder. Someone call me an X Box fanboy and spell Microsoft with a dollar sign.
At least, the ones I've dealt with who I think actually "get it". I wouldn't know since I believe in no-sing, Lebowski.
Almost like those arrogant idiots who go into those threads to decry such and mark themselves out as being naturally "above it all", yet still wanting to stop in on the conversation in order to point that out. Typically prefacing with how they aren't actually involved in the discussion themselves.
All hail Yahtzee for trying to bring that game down a few pegs!
You have yet to prove you understand this basic concept yourself. Don't step up for a game of chess if you aren't willing to take a move.
Chess?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, fuck those guys. Let's make shivs!
I thought Yahtzee's comments were completely accurate, speaking as someone who is always sad to become a "that guy." It wasn't as funny as his Condemned video though. That fucker left me in stitches.
"I am trying to make myself out to be less of a target by saying "I'm just trolling" in order to pre-empt anyone who wants to discuss my idiotic and pointless rantings."
That do it for you?
I'm not really trolling though, dummy. That was sarcasm.
Seriously do you have tears in your eyes right now?
Is the metaphor unclear?
You entered into a discussion by stating that the other person did not know what they were talking about. But then you refuse to actually take part in this discussion or back up your point in anyway. Instead you just back off saying 'you don't get it i'm right' without displaying some actual proof. Which is all I'm asking for.
No no, there's been a few saying he's flat-out wrong. Because he said it uses lots of particles, and it only uses a large amount. THIS IS CLEARLY BIASED AND HE HATES NINTENDO AND HOW COULD HE HATE BRAAAAAAAWL he's not a real reviewer anyway.
edit: Tube, I love you. I mean, I know you get my notes, texts, IMs, phonecalls and the messages I write on the mirror with lipstick, but I just want to say it again. I love you.
edit: I forgot to spell 'post' as 'poast', but it's okay because I already hate myself enough.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
So beautiful...
plagiarism
Stay! It's glorious.
Hmm, I only watched half of the Condemned review because he was getting to story stuff I haven't gotten to yet, what I saw was great though. Guess I'll have to hurry up and beat it so I can watch the rest.
But wait, the video is only half the fun.
EDIT: beated by a M$ Xbot fanboy
It is impossible to provide an objective review of subjective media.
Just because he doesn't like said media doesn't mean he isnt a reviewer. Many of the points he raises in his videos are not only true but cut deep into the truth of the matter, things which the fans of the game don't want to admit/dont want to become commonly accepted knowledge.
It's the Gerstmann 8.8 all over again.
Times like these are when I feel embarassed to be a gamer when so many gamers act like Rami.
And in that aspect, I was a little disappointed to be honest. I liked the Robina stuff, but as for the rest, you could tell his heart wasn't really in it. Shame.
In my 3DS: Super Smash Bros, AC New Leaf
Last game completed: Steamworld Dig
"Watch now as I gleefully attempt to discredit anyone that posts about me by implying complete social ineptitude and slavery to idiocy whilst hoping that nobody catches on that I am merely a hollow shell of a man desperately grasping straws at the shores of dignity whilst drowning in the pool of my own misery and urine."
You're trying too hard.
The Condemned one doesn't start until the story stuff.
You're not trying hard enough. KEEP UP.
The turok one was pretty hilarious.
because he mainly just rips the shit out of all first person shooter games.
not only that, but nearly everything he said was dead on too.
Was there really any doubt it would be?
oh man owned you win guy well done the prize is yours
Even when I saw the title I knew it would be something special.
Though, I though the Fire Emblem franchise was a bit bigger than what he's claiming.
This is why this thread is called retard reaction round up.
Fucking jeez.
Also I never 'got' the SSB games either. I've played each one trying to see what all the hype was about, but it didn't thrill me.
ZOMG I DIDN'T LOVE SSB TO THE CAMPS WITH ME!