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Zero Punctuation: Retard Reaction Round Up; I fucking hate you people

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    Man I just realised he gave Halo a bad review.

    That shit is not funny.

    Tube on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Schide wrote: »
    I think the smash brothers review is my all time favourite.

    Was there really any doubt it would be?

    Even when I saw the title I knew it would be something special.

    You think this thread is bad. The gaf thread has about 3 bannings already since the thing was posted.

    I would consider this a tranquil and relaxed environment compared to the rest of t'internet.

    One thing is for sure though, hate it or love it, ZP is getting the escapist a shitstorm of traffic.

    The_Scarab on
  • GyralGyral Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm trying to think of a sport in which the crowd reaction is far better than the actual event. You know, something I can compare this to. Oh, wait... it's not really a sport but maybe, just maybe... The Jerry Springer Show.

    Gyral on
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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Schide wrote: »
    I think the smash brothers review is my all time favourite.

    Was there really any doubt it would be?

    Even when I saw the title I knew it would be something special.

    You think this thread is bad. The gaf thread has about 3 bannings already since the thing was posted.

    I would consider this a tranquil and relaxed environment compared to the rest of t'internet.

    One thing is for sure though, hate it or love it, ZP is getting the escapist a shitstorm of traffic.

    Has anyone here gone to that site for any other reason but Yahtzee?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • PeewiPeewi Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    How the fuck does a videogame review turn into a debate about God?

    PA: Where video games=religion.

    Peewi on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    what the hell is the escapist

    Tube on
  • SchideSchide Yeoh! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kagera wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Schide wrote: »
    I think the smash brothers review is my all time favourite.

    Was there really any doubt it would be?

    Even when I saw the title I knew it would be something special.

    You think this thread is bad. The gaf thread has about 3 bannings already since the thing was posted.

    I would consider this a tranquil and relaxed environment compared to the rest of t'internet.

    One thing is for sure though, hate it or love it, ZP is getting the escapist a shitstorm of traffic.

    Has anyone here gone to that site for any other reason but Yahtzee?

    That site has things besides Yahtzee? Who knew?

    Schide on
  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    From my lofty status, I declare this thread the winner of:
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what the hell is the escapist

    It used to be pretty decent tech news.

    now it's 'that site with zero punctuation on it'

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  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.
    Other reviewers write reviews in plain text that is plain. Yahtzee writes reviews with a oops-British-not-Australian accent and amusing visual aids.

    SabreMau on
  • DarlanDarlan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This thread went south fast, but, on the actually somewhat surprising side, not just because of fans taking it too seriously. Posts consisting entirely of "Hahahahah" really don't help anything.

    Darlan on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.
    Other reviewers write reviews in plain text that is plain. Yahtzee writes reviews with an Australian accent and amusing visual aids.

    British accent.

    The_Scarab on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    English accent

    Tube on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.
    Other reviewers write reviews in plain text that is plain. Yahtzee writes reviews with an Australian accent and amusing visual aids.

    British accent.

    They're the same accent. Admit it.

    freakish light on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    they're not, though

    Orikaeshigitae on
  • ZackSchillingZackSchilling Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.
    Other reviewers write reviews in plain text that is plain. Yahtzee writes reviews with an Australian accent and amusing visual aids.

    British accent.

    I claim it is an American accent on the grounds that I sent you a nice gift.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Darlan wrote: »
    This thread went south fast, but, on the actually somewhat surprising side, not just because of fans taking it too seriously. Posts consisting entirely of "Hahahahah" really don't help anything.

    I can assure you they do.

    darleysam on
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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Loved this one.

    Played Brawl at a friends house after a birthday party a little while ago. Didnt have a clue what was going on and I could barely keep track of my character on the screen with all of the crazy shit going on. And I do disagree with the button mashing becuase god damn it I tried mashing buttons and still couldnt get Samus to do anything useful. Quit after about 15 minutes.

    MistaCreepy on
    PS3: MistaCreepy::Steam: MistaCreepy::360: Dead and I don't feel like paying to fix it.
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    they're not, though

    sorry, I forgot to close my sarcasm tag

    freakish light on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.
    Other reviewers write reviews in plain text that is plain. Yahtzee writes reviews with an Australian accent and amusing visual aids.

    British accent.

    They're the same accent. Admit it.

    Isn't there some portmanteau term that we can use to lump the two together and mean one or the other?

    SabreMau on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    is this one of those cases where people are mad because he's making fun of a game they like instead of a game they don't care about like he's supposed to

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.
    Other reviewers write reviews in plain text that is plain. Yahtzee writes reviews with an Australian accent and amusing visual aids.

    British accent.

    They're the same accent. Admit it.

    Isn't there some portmanteau term that we can use to lump the two together and mean one or the other?
    Esperanto.

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • LibrarianThorneLibrarianThorne Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Super Saiyan Mario and Snake at the end made me giggle far too much.

    The only thing I disagreed with was his opinion of fighting games in general. Granted, given his opinion of playing games with other people, I shouldn't have been surprised but it did surprise me with how little regard he had for the genre. While luck is certainly an element in competitive Smash Bros. play, I think that to state button mashers will always have a chance of beating someone who knows what they're doing in all fighters is simply preposterous. The existance of games like Virtua Fighter 5, Street Fighter II and III, and King of Fighters pretty conclusively prove him wrong.

    On the other hand, for someone who doesn't go really in-depth with fighters (i.e. Yahtzee), I can't say I'm too surprised. Explaining fighting games to someone who doesn't "get" them is something I stopped doing a long time ago, because people are set in their ways.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    they're not, though

    sorry, I forgot to close my sarcasm tag

    oh okay

    all is forgiven

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  • PetaFooPetaFoo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Most of Zero Punctuation's reviews are negative and a belly buster. Even if i do like the game I still watch it for all his snarky comments. Its great

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    I know i should put something clever here, but won't the charm go away after a few posts?
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2008
    I bet you Charlie Brooker loves the shit out of Brawl

    Tube on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I love brawl and that shit was hilarious

    and also pretty dead-on

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When he said 'button mashing can beat someone who knows what theyre doing', I don't imagine he meant it could beat the best players around. I think he meant that someone who has no idea which button does what can beat someone who knows the buttons but hasn't necessarily mastered it. So this guy knows how to kick, punch and throw but could still easily lose to someone who has no idea what the A button does.

    But that's not as inflammatory, so I'm probably wrong.

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • XagarathXagarath Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That was a great review.
    I might even like the game.
    Who knows?

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I bet you Charlie Brooker loves the shit out of Brawl

    Did he include it on his list though? If not, I'm gonna have to write him an angry email and link both my friends to his site so they can see for themselves.
    Mum and dad will be livid.

    darleysam on
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  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Particle effects? Really?

    Funny review, but the review part wasn't funny; only his emotion in regards to people who will take it so negatively and the self deprecation. He really needs to actually care/feel passionate (in a negative way) about the game for the review itself to be funny though; the parts where he talks about the game were pretty soulless. Still, I chuckled.

    Feels Good Man on
  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    How is Yahzee any different from any other reviewer.

    It is impossible to provide an objective review of subjective media.

    Just because he doesn't like said media doesn't mean he isnt a reviewer. Many of the points he raises in his videos are not only true but cut deep into the truth of the matter, things which the fans of the game don't want to admit/dont want to become commonly accepted knowledge.

    It's the Gerstmann 8.8 all over again.

    Times like these are when I feel embarassed to be a gamer when so many gamers act like Rami.

    Could you clarify? You've singled me out and yet the rest of your post does not apply to me at all. At no point did I claim he wasn't a reviewer, I provided some evidence that a couple of his points were false (which many agreed with) while agreeing with his other ones that were true. And in my first post I expressed a larger feeling of negativity towards Brawl than Yahtzee himself did, so I don't really fit the 'fans' category either.

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  • ZackSchillingZackSchilling Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My inbox overflowed with blood-curdling death threats, and it was all very unfunny indeed - a bit like recounting a rude joke at a dinner party, only to be told you hadn't recounted a joke at all, but molested the host's children, and suddenly everyone was punching you and you weren't going to get any pudding. I've had better weekends.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    he said up front he didn't want anything to do with this game and people kept wanting him to do it

    so he did

    can't blame him, if somebody asked me to do a zelda review I'd do pretty much the same thing

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  • eobeteobet 8-bit childhood SwedenRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Absolutely fucking brilliant.

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    Heard the proposition that RIAA and MPAA should join forces and form "Music And Film Industry Association"?
  • Feels Good ManFeels Good Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    he said up front he didn't want anything to do with this game and people kept wanting him to do it

    so he did

    can't blame him, if somebody asked me to do a zelda review I'd do pretty much the same thing

    I agree, but I think the actual "review" and humor suffers when he does that. Kinda one of his worst reviews.

    Still, I guess the reaction of people (here especially) more than makes up for the comedic let-down

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    My inbox overflowed with blood-curdling death threats, and it was all very unfunny indeed - a bit like recounting a rude joke at a dinner party, only to be told you hadn't recounted a joke at all, but molested the host's children, and suddenly everyone was punching you and you weren't going to get any pudding. I've had better weekends.

    Brooker is so fucking great.

    Also, I guess my Rami hate was undeserved. Still, this thread has seen better days.

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  • MistaCreepyMistaCreepy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This is one of his best IMO. (Nothing will ever beat his Orange Box review though.)

    The "Ehhhhhh" part had my co workers looking at me funny I was laughing so hard.

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  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Aw man guys.

    I'm so "That Guy"

    Is this so wrong?

    I kinda enjoy being "That Guy".

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  • subediisubedii Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    My inbox overflowed with blood-curdling death threats, and it was all very unfunny indeed - a bit like recounting a rude joke at a dinner party, only to be told you hadn't recounted a joke at all, but molested the host's children, and suddenly everyone was punching you and you weren't going to get any pudding. I've had better weekends.

    Brooker is so fucking great.

    Also, I guess my Rami hate was undeserved. Still, this thread has seen better days.

    To be honest there's only so much you can do with the thread topic. Either you descend into anarchic fanboy rants and vitriol spewing all round, or you don't. At least most of us here can make fun of that.

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