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Question for you Brits

CaptainCaptain Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
How the hell do you guys tip your strippers? I never noticed any 1's over there that weren't coin. I've been wondering this for awhile and I know we have some of you guys on here. Maybe Janson knows.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    trade in your coins for fake funbucks

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Monopoly money.

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  • CaptainCaptain Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    trade in your coins for fake funbucks

    Really? Cant you just like....scan/print a bunch of those? I dont imagine the small places getting too fancy with them.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tea

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    whip coins at them

    huge sig there cap'n

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    They have strippers in Britain?

    I thought they just made some tea when they wanted to have fun.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tell them that you used to own their country when Britain mattered.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Man fix that sig
    That shit's breakin' my tables

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    set the coins on the ground and make them pick them up

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    They tip with compliments

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We are all rich in Britain, living in our mansions and such, so we just use five pound notes.

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  • Space CoyoteSpace Coyote Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Slip a crumpet into her knickers.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tea leaves.

    One leaf at a time.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sticky Wickers

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    We don't tip.

    They should be doing a good enough job anyway. Lazy bitches.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Take them to the dentist.

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  • Ginger MijangoGinger Mijango Don't you open that Trap Door!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

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  • Agent CooperAgent Cooper Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    We are all rich in Britain, living in our mansions and such, so we just use five pound notes.

    The correct joke is castles, man. Like so:

    "We are all rich in Britain, living in our castles and such..."

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    Its the only bit that matters.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    no one really cares about the rest

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    I love when people think we actually care.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Agent Cooper wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    We are all rich in Britain, living in our mansions and such, so we just use five pound notes.

    The correct joke is castles, man. Like so:

    "We are all rich in Britain, living in our castles and such..."

    Castles are old, poor central heating too.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    Considering the fact that the rest of the UK is made up of Scots, Welsh, and drunken redheaded leprechauns, can you really blame 'em?

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  • Space CoyoteSpace Coyote Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    Slip a taiblet into her knickers.

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  • CaptainCaptain Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    no one really cares about the rest

    Hell, we only really care about London anyways. Maybe Bath.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shit all the other Brits wish they were English.

    I know I sure as hell do.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Shit all the other Brits wish they were English.

    The scotts actually wish they were french.

    Treacherous bastards.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    damn scotts

    ruining scotland

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    a good stripper in britain has many bruises

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Shit all the other Brits wish they were English.

    The scotts actually wish they were french.

    Treacherous bastards.
    They should just up and move to New Caledonia where they belong. Better weather. And French. And faraway from anything I could ever care about.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Captain wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    no one really cares about the rest

    Hell, we only really care about London anyways. Maybe Bath.

    No-one cares about London. Clearly you haven't been.

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  • CaptainCaptain Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Captain wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Ginger Mijango wrote: »
    I love when anyone says "Britain" you all think "England"

    no one really cares about the rest

    Hell, we only really care about London anyways. Maybe Bath.

    No-one cares about London. Clearly you haven't been.

    I spent a semester there. And a week in Amsterdam.

    Edit: I just noticed your location. I hate you.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Liverpool. For the team. That's what I care about.

    God knows I give fuck-all about that stupid retarded accent of theirs.

    Also Ox-bridge I guess.

    London is overrated.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Guildford fo lyfe.

    All about the south side bitches.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i really don't know what you people are talking about
    there's only 2 countries, US, and not-US

    other than that, it doesn't matter

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Guildford fo lyfe.

    All about the south side bitches.

    You think you're so smart. What with your cathedral and spectrum. Your hockey team is useless.

    pfft...

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    holp

    eglandman stuck in ohio with nothng to do

    send sos immedely

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That reminds me, taters.

    I saw Die Hard for the first time only a couple of weeks ago.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also if we were to give the equivalent of a dollar to our strippers we would be giving 50 pence

    that can't even buy you a chocolate bar

    our strippers expect the highest tips

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Guildford fo lyfe.

    All about the south side bitches.

    You think you're so smart. What with your cathedral and spectrum. Your hockey team is useless.

    pfft...


    Our cathedral from the Omen.

    And our general awesomeness.

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