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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    you guys I have 150 friends

    i am sooo popular

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • JesuitsJesuits Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Someone was bitching me out last weekend for sniping into red spawn on Gravelpit. I'm not sure why.

    Jesuits on
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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I bitch about snipers constantly. Of course its usually in my mind and after they have head shotted me for the third time.

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  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think I drank enough beer to ignore my PC problems.

    You all best be in the servers

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think I drank enough beer to ignore my PC problems.

    You all best be in the servers

    I will knife fight you for a spot on JonXP's.


    Don't think I wont.

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  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bitch...i'd knife-fight myself right now...and win!!!

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    AHHH

    AHH

    ENDERS IS

    not fat

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  • ZetxZetx 🐧 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Zetx wrote: »

    I looked at the listing and realized that it didn't have everything (it didn't have cp_aqua, which was the map on rotation when i was joining) so I'm just downloading it as they come :|

    ...Did you get the one from the OP, or my sig?

    The OP one's out-dated, and I need to get whoever did it to change the link.

    The OP one. I don't usually look at people's sigs :P

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  • Handsome CostanzaHandsome Costanza Ask me about 8bitdo RIP Iwata-sanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    For the love of god no one will leave the server.


    Time for some Ignis Solus Impersonations in Job's.

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  • theantipoptheantipop Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Hello Marty.

    awoooo

    that is amazing

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  • ZetxZetx 🐧 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Any of the server admins (probably West Coast, Demitri's or HONC) interested in hosting my friend's map for testing? :winky:

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  • PMAversPMAvers Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zetx wrote: »
    Any of the server admins (probably West Coast, Demitri's or HONC) interested in hosting my friend's map for testing? :winky:

    I'll take a look at it, sure. Shoot me a link.

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  • ZetxZetx 🐧 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PMAvers wrote: »
    Zetx wrote: »
    Any of the server admins (probably West Coast, Demitri's or HONC) interested in hosting my friend's map for testing? :winky:

    I'll take a look at it, sure. Shoot me a link.

    Sweet.

    The goal is a Dustbowl-style map and he's telling me that the first part of the map should be ready for balance testing by Thursday.

    I'll give ya a PM with the map when it's ready. Thanks again. :D

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    theantipop wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Hello Marty.

    awoooo

    that is amazing
    I see your Daft Hands and raise you Daft Bodies (Chicks>Hands)

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  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yay!!!

    Only crashed 3 times tonight.

    My computer KNEW not to fuck with me when I was drunk!

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  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Shogun wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i have about 10 hours as scout

    and please do not oversimplify like that, otherwise i could just say that pyro requires less skill because technically your finger shouldn't leave mouse button 1

    Man if there was more to it than firing a rocket at your feet I would.

    Man... you know, enough. Really. If you've watched Tyrannus for 5 minutes you know theres plenty of skill that goes into Soldier. You're a scout. If you're dumb enough to stand next to a soldier, then yeah... they'll kill you like that. Scouts aren't really well suited for taking down soldiers, its one of their weaknesses. If you can't get over that fact, its your problem, not a soldier's.

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  • RustRust __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Shogun wrote: »
    Rentilius wrote: »
    i have about 10 hours as scout

    and please do not oversimplify like that, otherwise i could just say that pyro requires less skill because technically your finger shouldn't leave mouse button 1

    Man if there was more to it than firing a rocket at your feet I would.

    Man... you know, enough. Really. If you've watched Tyrannus for 5 minutes you know theres plenty of skill that goes into Soldier. You're a scout. If you're dumb enough to stand next to a soldier, then yeah... they'll kill you like that. Scouts aren't really well suited for taking down soldiers, its one of their weaknesses. If you can't get over that fact, its your problem, not a soldier's.

    Agreed. Soldiers can be exploited fairly well by explosion-happy spastics who fire blindly at their boots (hello!), but they're absolutely devastating if you throw in a keen sense of timing and aim, since they can manipulate their victim's movement with splash damage. Note tyrannus's "direct rocket between enemy's legs, juggle until dead" strategem.

    Scouts have to encounter Soldiers the same as Heavies, by popping around them too erratically for their opponent to take proper aim or inflict severe splash damage. Now Pyro, there's a mindless anti-Scout class. I love just lighting the little fuckers up and watching them run around in circles.

    Rust on
  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I usually get at least one extra kill now as pyro, just simply by circle strafing, and trying to jump on their heads while im broiling them.

    Sueve on
  • ZilartZilart Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So, you know, I've been playing as a Medic, slowly gaining an understanding for the class, how to play, how to work with Soldiers / Heavies / Pyros .. One thing I learned the hard way was when running into the enemy base, without anyone to heal, I saw one of my own people run alongside of the enemy, which got out of my sight. "I'll heal ye'!" I screamed out as I healed him all I got. He looked and me for 2 seconds and then disappeared and raped me.

    However, I got my sweetest revenge kill yet - as I spawned I went to the base again, and I saw him at the entrance, hiding in one of the corner. He was cloaked though, but I just guessed where he was, I really didn't see him. I put out the Chainsaw and whacked him right in the head - BONK - dead. It felt so good. :D This game is pure awesome.

    edit: sorry engrish in the moornin'

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  • Mandalorian RoosterMandalorian Rooster Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I... REALLY? You honestly think that Tyrannus doesn't have skill. This just kind of dumbfounded me. I am very rarely attacked by something I didn't see coming. Tyrannus is one of the very very few who can kill me before I know what happened. He can launch your ass into the air, and then hit you middair with a rocket. I know I already made a post about this... but the absurdity of the claim... I mean come on.

    And if you really are that dense, watch Reptile. You can't watch the whole thing and say that all of those shots take no skill.

    Edit: changed the video. Its shorter, and the same jaw dropping kind of shots.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    who're you talking to?

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    edit that post so you don't look like such a fanboy :D

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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I... REALLY? You honestly think that Tyrannus doesn't have skill. This just kind of dumbfounded me. I am very rarely attacked by something I didn't see coming. Tyrannus is one of the very very few who can kill me before I know what happened. He can launch your ass into the air, and then hit you middair with a rocket. I know I already made a post about this... but the absurdity of the claim... I mean come on.

    And if you really are that dense, watch Reptile. You can't watch the whole thing and say that all of those shots take no skill.

    Edit: changed the video. Its shorter, and the same jaw dropping kind of shots.

    Wow. That is one good soldier.

    Sueve on
  • crucialityfactorcrucialityfactor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fuck soldiers.

    Pyros have and always will be the wave of the future.

    crucialityfactor on
  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    pfft reptile schmeptile, I could do that whilst doing a blunt

    marty on
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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Guys we need a graveyard shift crew to play.

    I get so lonely at night after my wife has gone to bed and I can't sleep.

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, I'd play regular around this time. It's 7:30pm here.

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  • NabobNabob Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Soldiers have to take some skill... Cause I'm fucking terrible at it, I can get more kills as a Medic than I can as a Soldier.

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    How to make uber leet soldier video:
    1) Get a dedicated healbitch, demo random kills that look impressive on their own but in context are hideously lucky
    2) Play extremely arrogant indie band that shits on their fans but you still love em music in the background to establish your credentials as a non-mainstream guy who hates mainstream sellouts and to prove your eliteness - failing that play a Linkin Park track with the most self-injuries per listening capita
    3) Swallow 10 gallons of your own semen
    4) Come oooon baaaaaby

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    marty wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

    Score per Minute?

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

    Score per Minute?

    oh. how do you find it out

    marty on
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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    marty wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

    Score per Minute?

    oh. how do you find it out

    NEVAR MIND FOUND IT.

    Jesus fuck I have a lot of alts. At least 75 percent have phallic references

    http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/66.55.142.242:27015/top_players/?sort=rank.desc&per_page=25&page=1&query=marty

    marty on
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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    marty wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

    Score per Minute?

    oh. how do you find it out

    Its kinda logical if KPM is kills per minute.

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

    Score per Minute?

    oh. how do you find it out

    Its kinda logical if KPM is kills per minute.

    What I meant was where could I look it up for the servers. I just found it on the gametracker site linked in the OP. Its skewed because it recognises nicks as opposed to steamids. I have so many fucking alts my playtime is spread over 75 names

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  • SvKSvK Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Something Per Minute.

    EDIT: Beaten, and by the right answer, too.

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sex per Minute

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  • martymarty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Someone's early on the responses!

    marty on
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  • davinciedavincie Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    marty wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    marty wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    All I know is that Tyrannus has the highest SPM on both servers. 1.4 or something crazy.

    To give you an idea, me, Marty, Iowa and Zek have 0.9

    what's spm?

    Score per Minute?

    oh. how do you find it out

    Its kinda logical if KPM is kills per minute.

    What I meant was where could I look it up for the servers. I just found it on the gametracker site linked in the OP. Its skewed because it recognises nicks as opposed to steamids. I have so many fucking alts my playtime is spread over 75 names
    I just looked, my score per minute on the main 2 servers is only 0.6 on average.

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