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I'm gonna drop 30 pounds! Come watch me fail!

halkunhalkun Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
Ok, For the last year I've been employed at job where I have been sitting on my ass for 8 hours a day. I used to weigh 140, and I'm now at 170. Taking matters into my own hands, I've decided to drop the extra weight by riding my bike to work every day. This is a 6 mile ride each direction.

I'm tempted to post some "before" shots of me and my gut. (Warning! Shirtless pasty nerd) However, I decided that might not be the best idea in SE++.

For now I'll post the bike and also a map of the route I take every day (weather permitting)

I started last week, and it's a 35-45 minute ride. You can use street view to get a feel for the terrain and scenery. (It's a whole lot of nothing)

Anyone else up to doing this with me?

halkun on
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    good luck

    Projeck on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no

    but I'll look on with mixed interest and horror

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It smells like super farts in my cube all of a sudden and there's about to be a meeting here.

    Lord Dave on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Meissnerd on
  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Best of luck.

    One easy way to do it without killing yourself with exercise you aren't necessarily used to is simple changes in diet.

    Cut out sodas, or at least switch to zero calorie stuff.
    Eat more veggies, eat smaller portions.
    Walk whenever possible.
    Drink more water and tea - green tea specifically.

    This is what I did and I lost about 15-20 lbs rather quickly.

    FortyTwo on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Me too. I managed to drop 10lbs in March, which I am very happy (and surprised) about, but April I have been lazy.

    Ani_B on
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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It smells like super farts in my cube all of a sudden and there's about to be a meeting here.

    God I hate that

    all alone, you feel totally secure in farting it up

    then you remember people are going to come in and meet you in five minutes

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It smells like super farts in my cube all of a sudden and there's about to be a meeting here.

    God I hate that

    all alone, you feel totally secure in farting it up

    then you remember people are going to come in and meet you in five minutes

    It wasn't even my farts!
    It might be the remains of my lunch wafting around.

    Lord Dave on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Me too. I managed to drop 10lbs in March, which I am very happy (and surprised) about, but April I have been lazy.

    Yes h5

    The scale says I've lost 10 pounds just from changing my diet but that can't be right.

    Meissnerd on
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It smells like super farts in my cube all of a sudden and there's about to be a meeting here.

    God I hate that

    all alone, you feel totally secure in farting it up

    then you remember people are going to come in and meet you in five minutes

    It wasn't even my farts!
    It might be the remains of my lunch wafting around.

    backwards name was just tricked into a confession

    satansfingers on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    shit

    im also losing some weight

    Projeck on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It smells like super farts in my cube all of a sudden and there's about to be a meeting here.

    God I hate that

    all alone, you feel totally secure in farting it up

    then you remember people are going to come in and meet you in five minutes

    It wasn't even my farts!
    It might be the remains of my lunch wafting around.

    well that's simple enough

    the fart issue is more complicated

    all opening and closing the door like a madman trying to get some airflow please god

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
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    mail me your drippings

    So awesome.

    Godfather on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    It smells like super farts in my cube all of a sudden and there's about to be a meeting here.

    God I hate that

    all alone, you feel totally secure in farting it up

    then you remember people are going to come in and meet you in five minutes

    It wasn't even my farts!
    It might be the remains of my lunch wafting around.

    backwards name was just tricked into a confession

    what, that I fart when I'm by myself?

    should I feel embarrassed right now? Is this one of those basic social competencies I never picked up on?

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i dropped 150 pounds the other day

    was carrying a bunch of sand and i made it down a flight of stairs and almost to my jeep but my arms just gave out and had to drop it on the ground right then and there

    potatoe on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    hey godfather

    what is up

    Projeck on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Me too. I managed to drop 10lbs in March, which I am very happy (and surprised) about, but April I have been lazy.

    Yes h5

    The scale says I've lost 10 pounds just from changing my diet but that can't be right.

    the scale is trying to lure you into a false sense of security, clearly

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Projeck how much do you weigh

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Me too. I managed to drop 10lbs in March, which I am very happy (and surprised) about, but April I have been lazy.

    Yes h5

    The scale says I've lost 10 pounds just from changing my diet but that can't be right.

    the scale is trying to lure you into a false sense of security, clearly

    like angler fish

    Meissnerd on
  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Projeck how much do you weigh

    my mom threw out the scale a year ago

    but the answer is more than i should

    Projeck on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Look it doesn't matter if it's my farts or somebody else's farts or trash can farts that aren't really farts, the problem is that it smells like farts.

    Lord Dave on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Me too. I managed to drop 10lbs in March, which I am very happy (and surprised) about, but April I have been lazy.

    Yes h5

    The scale says I've lost 10 pounds just from changing my diet but that can't be right.

    the scale is trying to lure you into a false sense of security, clearly

    like angler fish

    all like hey you lost ten pounds good job

    then you eat something with a gram of trans fat and it busts down the door and punches you in the face

    I LIED, YOU FAT ASSHOLE

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2008
    i need to buy a bike

    Garlic Bread on
  • Ani_BAni_B Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Ani_B wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    good call on the picture thing I think

    I am also trying to lose some weight

    Me too. I managed to drop 10lbs in March, which I am very happy (and surprised) about, but April I have been lazy.

    Yes h5

    The scale says I've lost 10 pounds just from changing my diet but that can't be right.

    I don't even have a scale, I use the one at the school. I guess it helps me from obsessing about weighing myself all the time. I hope to loose another 20lbs by PAX. I'll still be a fatty, but not as big of a fatty. I'm pretty excited about WiiFit. I have these awesome Billy Blanks DVD's that I've been using, and while I admire his porn star name, they get kind of boring.

    Ani_B on
    Felt dark planet turn under my feet and knew what cats know that makes them scream like babies in night.
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when can I expect my metabolism to slow and having to start exercising

    bowtiedseal on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when can I expect my metabolism to slow and having to start exercising

    the day you graduate college

    lostwords on
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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I can participate on my exercise bike

    not that I need to lose any weight

    I'm pretty much perfect

    but still

    Zzulu on
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  • halkunhalkun Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It['s odd, when I started the bike thing, my eating habits changed. I don't each much at all now.

    halkun on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    when can I expect my metabolism to slow and having to start exercising

    whenever it is, it will be about 6 months and 30 pounds before you finally figure out that it's gone

    potatoe on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    Look it doesn't matter if it's my farts or somebody else's farts or trash can farts that aren't really farts, the problem is that it smells like farts.

    I can't fart unless I'm on the crapper or lying down because otherwise I'm constantly terrified that I'll poop myself

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Why are there so few fat asians

    what's up with that

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    haha rectal uncertainty because you enjoy really big dicks

    Killjoy on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wish I had a scale that lied and punched me in the face.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wish I had a scale that lied and punched me in the face.

    i'm sure you could find some local kid to do it for pretty cheap

    potatoe on
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    when can I expect my metabolism to slow and having to start exercising

    whenever it is, it will be about 6 months and 30 pounds before you finally figure out that it's gone

    oh crap

    but I'm pretty sure I can gain 30 pounds and still be just under overweight, according to this random bmi calculator (and I know bmi isn't completely accurate, etc)

    not that I'm planning on it.

    bowtiedseal on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    I wish I had a scale that lied and punched me in the face.

    i'm sure you could find some local kid to do it for pretty cheap

    A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

    I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek

    I really don't mind, in fact I wish him well

    'cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burnin' in hell

    FOOL

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why are there so few fat asians

    what's up with that

    as long as it keeps working in my favor I don't mind

    bowtiedseal on
  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited April 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    haha rectal uncertainty because you enjoy really big dicks

    I've never actually pooped myself.

    I just worry about it.

    I'm pretty sure it's irrational but I don't want to find out.

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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