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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    IT'S OUT IN THE INTERNET?!


    cya in a month.

    Fuga on
  • Namel3ssNamel3ss Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Recoil42 wrote: »
    Fuga wrote: »
    Noone has even asked - how did he get the game ?!

    360 version has been pirated and is all over the net, PS3 version was leaked from stores.

    wow, wait, what? Forgive my ignorance, but runnable on the PC? Or, just put onto a DVD for the 360?
    I will need to hunt when I get home.

    Namel3ss on
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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Smashism wrote: »
    This is like Crazy Taxi on fucking crack man!

    He is so unbelievably bad. It's like watching a non gamer trying to play. I just want to grab the controller and say THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT IDIOT! THIS IS HOW.
    When you hit a wall, reverse.
    When you start dying, run.
    Please common sense people.

    I have pretty much come to terms with the fact that any video footage which is not played by a korean or a japanese player will look like a monkey is throwing shit at the controller to get it to move.

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    forty wrote: »
    Someone that sucks this much at GTA should not be playing it early :(
    You say that as though blood vessels in your brain aren't going to rupture when you start playing GTA4, thus rendering you retarded.

    This has me laughing loudly in my cube, damn you. You're going to get me in trouble!
    Klyka wrote: »
    I have pretty much come to terms with the fact that any video footage which is not played by a korean or a japanese player will look like a monkey is throwing shit at the controller to get it to move.

    Ahh! This too! Goddamn you guys are going to get me fired!:x:lol:

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kind of dissapointed that small trees just stop your car in its tracks. Ohh well cant have everything I guess.
    Yeah, but this is like a staple of all video games forever.

    forty on
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  • SmashismSmashism Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Namel3ss wrote: »
    Recoil42 wrote: »
    Fuga wrote: »
    Noone has even asked - how did he get the game ?!

    360 version has been pirated and is all over the net, PS3 version was leaked from stores.

    wow, wait, what? Forgive my ignorance, but runnable on the PC? Or, just put onto a DVD for the 360?
    I will need to hunt when I get home.

    Its just an ISO of the game. If your xbox can run burnt games then awesome. I wouldn't mention it here though.

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  • Namel3ssNamel3ss Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Triple B wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    Someone that sucks this much at GTA should not be playing it early :(
    You say that as though blood vessels in your brain aren't going to rupture when you start playing GTA4, thus rendering you retarded.

    This has me laughing loudly in my cube, damn you. You're going to get me in trouble!
    Klyka wrote: »
    I have pretty much come to terms with the fact that any video footage which is not played by a korean or a japanese player will look like a monkey is throwing shit at the controller to get it to move.

    Ahh! This too! Goddamn you guys are going to get me fired!:x:lol:

    Fired for laughing loudly? Time to find a new job dude.

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Seriously, the 360 version got leaked to the NET? How in the hell...

    I miss the days when EB would break street dates the minute they heard that other stores were selling things early. Of course, I never got to take advantage of that, but it sure would be sweet TODAY.

    Fawst on
  • Recoil42Recoil42 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Namel3ss wrote: »
    Recoil42 wrote: »
    Fuga wrote: »
    Noone has even asked - how did he get the game ?!

    360 version has been pirated and is all over the net, PS3 version was leaked from stores.

    wow, wait, what? Forgive my ignorance, but runnable on the PC? Or, just put onto a DVD for the 360?
    I will need to hunt when I get home.


    http://kotaku.com/383017/pirated-gta-iv-leaked-early-online
    edit: heh, I like how Kotaku knew where to get the definitive NFO. We all know they're dirty little pirates at heart. ;)

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Namel3ss wrote: »
    Recoil42 wrote: »
    Fuga wrote: »
    Noone has even asked - how did he get the game ?!

    360 version has been pirated and is all over the net, PS3 version was leaked from stores.

    wow, wait, what? Forgive my ignorance, but runnable on the PC? Or, just put onto a DVD for the 360?
    I will need to hunt when I get home.

    word on the street is the 360 leak is a 6 gig rickroll.

    That may be the best rickroll ever.

    mojojoeo on
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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    mojojoeo wrote: »
    Namel3ss wrote: »
    Recoil42 wrote: »
    Fuga wrote: »
    Noone has even asked - how did he get the game ?!

    360 version has been pirated and is all over the net, PS3 version was leaked from stores.

    wow, wait, what? Forgive my ignorance, but runnable on the PC? Or, just put onto a DVD for the 360?
    I will need to hunt when I get home.

    word on the street is the 360 leak is a 6 gig rickroll.

    That may be the best rickroll ever.

    AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 6 Gig Rickroll, I'm gonna have to change my Live handle now! ROFL!

    Fawst on
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well,the guy we are watching is Russian. So it's not really surprising for him to have a modded 360 and a downloaded game. It's basically how gaming in Russia WORKS.

    Also racism.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Recoil42 wrote: »

    My mouth and my dick keep leaking. I think my brain is melting.

    edit: Oh yes there is a windshield cam. Yes indeed.

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    Also racism.

    :lol:

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  • mojojoeomojojoeo A block off the park, living the dream.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Recoil42 wrote: »

    My mouth and my dick keep leaking. I think my brain is melting.

    Its just magic in motion....

    seriously..... I have CCNA boot camp and testing all situated in the 4 weeks after this game drops.

    Ill timing....

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  • SmashismSmashism Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Recoil42 wrote: »

    EEEEHEEEVILL WOOOMAAAN

    OMG CLASSIC ROCK STATION MAKES ME SO HAPPY.
    God, can I be any more excited?

    Smashism on
  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    At 5:37 in the leaked gameplay video, it sounds like Nico says "AH! KILLED!" when he crashes the bike and gets shot. Hilarious.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Also, running from the cops to "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins.

    :^:

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    D.T. wrote: »
    Also, running from the cops to "1979" by Smashing Pumpkins.

    :^:

    Didn't see that, but awesome.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I have to say though, when I see the game played like this,just running around and so...

    It really looks like GTA3 in HD. :P

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  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh my god why is there a penis-sized hole torn in the crotch of my pants?!?

    forty on
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  • Namel3ssNamel3ss Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    I have to say though, when I see the game played like this,just running around and so...

    It really looks like GTA3 in HD. :P

    You say that as if its a bad thing . . . GTA3 was my favorite actually.

    Namel3ss on
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  • DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    darleysam wrote: »
    davincie wrote: »
    talking about the GTA friends list, can we make it so that if people arent online for a certain amount of days (5?) they get booted of the list and us poor bastards on the secondary list get put on? This of course doesn't count for the poor bastards whose consoles broke. oh and puns and so on.

    That's how it's going to be. Dashui's already predicting a good few inactives who will be cut, so don't worry about it:)

    Well it's not like you have to be on every five days or something. I'm not really going to be that harsh (five days kind of sounds harsh, right?) with the list, but there are some people who haven't signed on since I made the list back on the 9th. They haven't reported that they're red ringing at all, and they haven't posted in the forums since thing. Lurkers! So I'm pretty certain we'll have some room soon after the game is out. Just hold tight. :)

    I'm also going through the pages since last night and updating the list. I had to delete the Other Information (wasn't much there, anyways, aside from sodomy :)) section and one or two other non-important lines to actually make room. :P I filled up that OP pretty good, I suppose.

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  • fragglefartfragglefart Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dashui wrote: »
    I filled up that OP pretty good, I suppose.
    Yeah you did a damned fine job mate, Gogol Bordello and everything!

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  • MundaneSoulMundaneSoul fight fighter Daehan MingukRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    omg car wash!!!!

    edit: best TotP post evar

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Heh, awesome seeing that fat cop struggle catching up etc. :D

    Fuga on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yeah, the part about five minutes in?
    When the guy playing gets to the police barricade on the bridge, I was fully expecting him to drive up to it and slam into an invisible wall. Nice to see they didn't go that route, huh?

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  • BlowfluBlowflu FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    I have to say though, when I see the game played like this,just running around and so...

    It really looks like GTA3 in HD. :P


    http://www.dailymotion.com/Yoxux/video/x56j5i_gta-iv-gameplay-n3_tech

    Orly?

    Blowflu on
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wah stop posting videos. I'm only watching snippets, but wow does it look awesome, and vast and large.

    :P

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  • NegrodamusNegrodamus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I will not watch the gameplay videos, or the live feed.
    No sir, I will not.

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  • BlowfluBlowflu FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wow, I found the intro video. I'm not linking it here, but you can find it on that DailyMotion guy's (Yoxux) profile as Gameplay no.5.

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  • Kris_xKKris_xK Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Recoil42 wrote: »

    Re Video:
    Is anyone else really curious as to what would happen if Nico takes a car through the car wash after he's busted out the side windows? I don't think I'm expecting too much from Rockstar in that I expect it to be hilarious.

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Well has the live feed stopped? It didn't work for me. Watching that other one though.

    Also people talking about piracy, modded xboxes and looking for the game? Really dumb idea, seeing as how that's against the rules and all. And retarded.

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  • ArthArth Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So, I couldn't resist watching at least one clip. I hope when I first get the game, I do not succumb to the same apparent uncontrollable urge to jump up and down in one spot for NO REASON.

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  • FawstFawst The road to awe.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    Recoil42 wrote: »

    Re Video:
    Is anyone else really curious as to what would happen if Nico takes a car through the car wash after he's busted out the side windows? I don't think I'm expecting too much from Rockstar in that I expect it to be hilarious.

    Well, considering this...
    A preview I read described being in a car with a major character who fishbowls it with the sweet, sweet Hobbit weed. The guy playing shot out a window, and the smoke was getting sucked out. If smoke can get out, I would imagine water can get in.

    Want.

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  • DissociaterDissociater Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tuesday can't come fast enough.

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  • UncleChetUncleChet N00b Lancaster, PARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am unbelievably stoked for this game and it's all PAs fault. I wasn't even a fan of GTA. I stated that I was going to hell for not only preordering the game but preording the collectors edition. I picked up GTA Liberty City for PSP to slake my thirst for all things GTA. These threads are so bad for me.

    tldr More post please. =)

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Namel3ss wrote: »
    Triple B wrote: »
    forty wrote: »
    Someone that sucks this much at GTA should not be playing it early :(
    You say that as though blood vessels in your brain aren't going to rupture when you start playing GTA4, thus rendering you retarded.

    This has me laughing loudly in my cube, damn you. You're going to get me in trouble!
    Klyka wrote: »
    I have pretty much come to terms with the fact that any video footage which is not played by a korean or a japanese player will look like a monkey is throwing shit at the controller to get it to move.

    Ahh! This too! Goddamn you guys are going to get me fired!:x:lol:

    Fired for laughing loudly? Time to find a new job dude.

    Nah, it's an awesome job. Top floor of Staples HQ ftw. I was definitely exaggerating about getting fired, but I was laughing loud enough that I know it pissed a few people off, heh.


    Tuesday can't come fast enough.

    Neither can your m--nevermind. Fuck yeah, Tuesday needs to be here now.

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  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I watched three seconds of a tgameplay footage video and then stopped. Thankfully I didn't see anything since it was so blurry. GO ME!

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  • LordNibblerLordNibbler Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kris_xK wrote: »
    Recoil42 wrote: »

    Re Video:
    Is anyone else really curious as to what would happen if Nico takes a car through the car wash after he's busted out the side windows? I don't think I'm expecting too much from Rockstar in that I expect it to be hilarious.

    Haha that's the first thought that came to my mind too.

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