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[IG] 1k Blank White Cards: Live Free or Blank Hard

EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered User regular
edited June 2008 in Critical Failures
ROUND 1:

The Test Subjects, In Turn Order:

DarkPrimus <-YOUR TURN
Edcrab
fadingathedges
Stew_Stick
FreeAgent
The Lord of Hats

Primus is first and can play a card as soon as he wishes. Speaking of card posting, if you do not post a card in 24 hours on your turn, I'm posting one from your hand at random. You don't want that.

Also, if it is your turn, you may play a card, don't wait for me to update. I will update as quickly as possible, however. At the end of each round, you will receive a card in PM. So, you may want to wait if you're top of the turn order.

If you're not playing, and want to rules lawyer, do it here.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    DarkPrimus on
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Primus Doubles Up on the Love


    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
    Edcrab <---GO NOW
    fadingathedges
    Stew_Stick
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats

    Status Effects:

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Edcrab on
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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Edcrab's research has lead to the discovery that The Lord of Hats is a Skrull, and must post in Lime Green Text! Meanwhile, Fading deploys his starpower, forcing all Blanks to require 1-5 sweet lens flares.


    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
    Edcrab
    fadingathedges
    Stew_Stick <---GO NOW
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    All photoshop effects are now optional for the entirity of the game. MSPaint for life.

    Stew_Stick on
  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    HA!

    NAY!
    But FWIW, I would totally MS PAINT a lens flare if that's the app I was in :P

    fadingathedges on
  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Also I vote yay.

    Stew_Stick on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    In true Senate fashion, the vote will occur during the rest of this round. Furthermore, you must vote prior to playing your next card, or it will be ignored. There will be no filibustering.

    VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 1-YAY, 1-NAY

    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards
    Edcrab
    fadingathedges
    Stew_Stick
    FreeAgent <---GO NOW
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime)

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.

    EvilBadman on
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    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I vote Nay!

    There will be more lens flares than you even know what to do with.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I vote "yay" to the Senate's proposition.

    Edcrab on
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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yay! I don't actually have the means to create lens flares. Go Paint!

    The Lord of Hats on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yay! I don't actually have the means to create lens flares. Go Paint!

    Well then, you couldn't play blank cards...

    I vote Nay!

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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So... we have a tie. Now what?

    The Lord of Hats on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Silence Skrull, and accept your fate!

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    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    "Never, puny earthling!

    And for starters, that previous card... I'm gonna choose to send that to someone else. "

    The Lord of Hats on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The card says nothing else about acting retroactively!

    DarkPrimus on
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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Er... um... LOOK OVER THERE!

    Yeah, I'll discard. I have my dignity, at least.

    The Lord of Hats on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Senate vote hits a deadlock, while Skrull Hats decides that he doesn't like Giant Horse Dick this evening. He enables his secret powers, allowing a card of his choice that targets him to target someone else randomly. It does not retroactively save him from aforementioned Equine Cock. Round 2 Draws in going out now, with Primus receiving two cards.


    ROUND TWO:

    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards <---GO NOW
    Edcrab
    fadingathedges
    Stew_Stick
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I believe Skrull of Hat's card only saves him from the influence of a single card.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fair enough! Sometimes I fail reading.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Phoenix Wright can summon lensflares at will.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Edcrab on
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Primus continues setting up circus nets for his high flying escapades, now gaining points whenever something would cause him to lose points. Edcrab is now Thieving Bastard, stealing extra card draws 50% of the time.

    ROUND TWO:

    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges <---GO NOW
    Stew_Stick
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    I'll target DarkPrimus, Double or Nothing + a random card from hand.

    fadingathedges on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lots of theft occurring now as Fading steals Primus' Double or Nothing and a random card from Primus' hand. Check your PMs monkeys for the exchange.

    DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
    Stew_Stick <---GO NOW
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Stew_stick belongs in a museum!

    Edcrab must disard 1 to 10 cards in Ancient Greek.
    RNG says you must discard only 1 card.

    edit: for Dark Primus.
    edit2: goddamit
    edit3: sweet success.

    Stew_Stick on
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It appears that too many cards have been played to plan for the future.

    I believe redistribution of wealth is in order.

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    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ok, so Stew gets to chill out in a museum. Maybe he'll run into Ben Stiller, who knows, right? Also, Edcrab doesn't discard anything because he doesn't have any cards in Ancient Greek. Take that, Dr. Jones! Agent does a fantastic job of cocking everything up with hand wealth redistribution. What a jerk.

    New Shuffled Hand Results in your PMs! Get going, Hats!

    Please remember your Lens Flares, kids. I'm counting Sean as his head is bright enough to make one naturally. Same goes for Mr T's bling.

    DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
    Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random. <---GO NOW

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares.
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    So now we're singing in verse,
    it feels a lot like a curse,
    and you have me to blame!
    What a wonderful game!

    The Lord of Hats on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What a Twist,
    With a flick of the wrist,
    Hats does treat all
    The gift of musical.

    ROUND 3:

    DarkPrimus: Pitiable Foo', Loss of Points = Gain of Points <---GO NOW
    Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges: Drawing Double Cards
    Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY[/quote]

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus premium Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    B.A.'s pecs are rock hard
    To counter him I gotta play a card
    How do you stop a man like a walking tank
    Just open his drink and drop in a tranq




    Chorus:

    Playing a card gaaaame
    Whooooaaah
    This game is insaaaane
    Whoooooooo oooooh

    DarkPrimus on
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    B.A. sedated on a plane
    Primus drawing Double Again
    Steals a card from Fading's Hand
    and sang a chorus easily panned

    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time) <---GO NOW
    fadingathedges:
    Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    I played the Tone Deaf Copout card
    This rhyming shit was way too hard
    Future text will be on my own terms
    So my apologies ladies and germs

    Edcrab on
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Edcrab is from singing immune
    Expect some retaliation soon
    Except not, there's no flair
    on that blank card there.

    CARD IGNORED. NO LENSFLARE. NEXT PLAYER PLEASE.

    DarkPrimus: Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges: <---GO NOW
    Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
    FreeAgent
    The Lord of Hats: Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects: All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares; Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
    Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
    You might solve a mystery or rewrite history

    Duck Tales, Oo-oo
    Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

    D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
    What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
    Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

    When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
    Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
    The worst of messes become successes!

    Duck Tales, Oo-oo
    Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
    Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

    fadingathedges on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Awesome.
    Jawsome.
    Awesome.
    Jawsome.

    Those of you wishing to buy a draw MUST announce such in THIS THREAD.

    DarkPrimus: 1000 Point$; Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: 1000 Point$;Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges: 1000 Point$
    Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.) <---GO NOW
    FreeAgent: 1000 Point$
    The Lord of Hats: 1000 Point$; Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects:
    • All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares
    • Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
    • Points are now Currency (500 point$ = Draw)

    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    This card I made,
    Not from a stone of jade.
    But with MSPaint,
    A poor card this ain't.

    Stew_Stick on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A witty play by Stew
    Too bad it won't do.
    He's stuck in a museum
    Please wave if you see him.

    DarkPrimus: 1000 Point$; Drawing Double Cards, Loss of Points = Gain of Points
    Edcrab: 1000 Point$;Thieving Bastard (Steals Bonus Draws 50% of the time)
    fadingathedges: 1000 Point$
    Stew_Stick: In a Museum (Immune to effects until Round 4 begins.)
    FreeAgent: 1000 Point$ <---GO NOW
    The Lord of Hats: 1000 Point$; Skrull (Must Post in Lime); A card of his choice targeting him targets another player at random.

    Status Effects:

    * All Blank cards now have to include 1-5 lensflares
    * Musical (All players must Rhyme. 4 Rhymes to a Verse. +10 to the first to create a decent Chorus.)
    * Points are now Currency (500 point$ = Draw)


    SENATE VOTE: Photoshop Effects are optional. 3-YAY, 3-NAY

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    EXECUTIVE DECISION FROM THE DESK OF EVIL BADMAN:

    Due to excess Senatorial deadlock,
    The foundation of the game is rocked.
    Resolution of this will be hard,
    But to assist, I play a card.

    GMBadman_MetalWolfChaos.jpg

    EvilBadman on
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