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[Mini-Phalla] Lion, Witch, Phalla. (Game Over! Village Victory)

lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correctMove to New ZealandRegistered User regular
edited May 2008 in Critical Failures
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The Chronicles of Phallnia:
The Lion, The Witch, and the Phalla


Rules:

This is a standard Phalla. If you do not know the rules for such a game, please go here and find out.

As such, the following rules are being paid special attention to.

No copy and pasting exact role PMs or screenshots. Paraphrasing is allowed.
Any and All proboards or message boards must also be linked to myself.
No anonymous contact. At all.
Votes will be in Red.
Retractions will be in Lime. (Retractions are NOT Required, but this is my first time as a GM, so be nice to me.)
Clarifications will be in Orange.

I am looking for 20-25 players. I can't go any higher than 25, but reserves are more than welcome.

Vote close will be at 10PM EDT (2 am GMT)

I will ask for at least 2 posts a day plus a vote. If you can't continue in the game, please let me know as soon as you can.


If you know nothing about the world of Narnia, or the story that this is centered on, then I feel sorry for you. Go get the book and read it, it's only about a hundred pages long. It shouldn't take you more than four hours. However, if you really dont' want to read the book, then fine, I can accept and respect that.

No, knowledge of the world is not necessary to play this game. It's nice, it helps add flavor, but it is not necessary.

But you should go read the book. Or at least see the movie. Or the old BBC movie. Just to, you know, enrich your life all the more.

Or not.


Anyway! Clarifications, PMs, etc can all be sent to the GM at lonelyahava.

Game on.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    1. Toxic Toys, Rumblebuffin, the Giant
    2. Rainfall, Fenrir Ulf, Killed by the Village
    3. Osvik, Snufflehunt The Badger
    4. Trust, Maugrim the Troll, Killed by the Village
    5. Maximus, Jadis/The White Witch/Queen of Narnia
    6. cj iwakura, Lucy Pevensie, Killed by the Witch
    7. Romantic Undead, Susan Pevensie (seer)
    8. TheLawinator, Hodor the Horse, Killed by the Secret Police
    9. Mr Defecation, Screepachik the Bat
    10. Papillon, Dyanna the Dryad, Killed by Peter
    11. Oatway, Mr Tumnus, Killed by Peter
    12. Gorilla Salad, Mr. Beaver, Killed by the Village
    13. Ultarune, Reecipeep the Mouse
    14. FrostMist, Peter Pevensie, Killed by the Secret Police
    15. Stew_stick, Aslan The Lion
    16. durax, Keensight the Eagle, Killed by Peter
    17. TehSpectre, Edmund Pevensie (neutral)
    18. Kin33, Ginarrbrik the Dwarf, killed by Peter
    19. Fembot, Gabriel the Gryphon, Killed by the Village
    20. EvilBadman, Mrs Beaver
    21. Grundlterror, Allistair the Fox
    22. Wildcat, Riddex the Tree, Killed by the Village
    23. spaik, Namir the Leopard, Killed by Peter
    24. El Skid, Oreius the Centaur, Killed by the Witch
    25. Koan, Janus the Hag, Killed by the Village


    Reserves

    1. FreeAgent



    Survivors:

    Ultarune
    Stew_Stick
    EvilBadman
    Grundlterror



    Please Note: Narrations will be written by either myself, or Krata Lightblade. The narrations may, or may not, reflect the actual occurences within the game.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sign up

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Sign up.

    How can I resist my most favoritest childhood memory?

    Well actually I just think Tilda Swinton is the bestest actress ever.

    +Polar bears.
    Movie WAS better than the books. Nyar!

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  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Sign Up

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Must support Ahava with her first Phalla, after our time together in the first Newbie ones.

    !Sign Up.

    Although this does make it three at once for me :O

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Since I was murdered in BSG Phalla, Sign Up!!!

    Maximus on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I like the sound of this.

    !sign up

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm hosed in BSP, so I might as well !sign up

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Sign Up

    I loved the books.

    TheLawinator on
    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !sign up

    M.D. on
  • PapillonPapillon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I sign up

    Papillon on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sign up I!

    Oats on
  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Signing up but will give this slot up to a dead guy in the BSG phalla if necessary but it is doubtful unless a hell of a lot of people die tomorrow in the big fleet battle.

    Gorilla Salad on
    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Signing up but will give this slot up to a dead guy in the BSG phalla if necessary but it is doubtful unless a hell of a lot of people die tomorrow in the big fleet battle.

    What happens if you are one of the people that dies?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would like to participate in this (despite my displeasure at possibly being a beaver), however, I'm not sure how able to participate I would be due to the assemblage of work in front of me...

    I suppose I'll !reserve up, and see how things look come tomorrow.

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UltaruneUltarune Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sign up awesome idea for a phalla, I haven't read the books in years.

    Ultarune on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !sign me up

    FrostMist on
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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    !Signing up but will give this slot up to a dead guy in the BSG phalla if necessary but it is doubtful unless a hell of a lot of people die tomorrow in the big fleet battle.

    What happens if you are one of the people that dies?
    Then I become the dead guy I give the slot up too.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Alright. 14 players so far. I need at least 6 more, if not 11.

    C'mon... talk to your friends... get them to play. Please?

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !sign up

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Alright. 14 players so far. I need at least 6 more, if not 11.

    C'mon... talk to your friends... get them to play. Please?

    make a post in the main Phalla thread maybe, ahava.

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'll !sign up.
    I, too, am willing to forfeit my spot for someone who has recently died in another game.

    durax on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's still the weekend; signups'll fill by tomorrow, guaranteed.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I suppose I should !sign up.

    This'll teach me to trust Obbi.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Kin33Kin33 Registered User
    edited April 2008
    I suppose I should !sign up.

    This will teach me to trust noone.

    Kin33 on
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I was hoping you'd show up Spectre.

    Hmmm So everybody here works online from their job.... so I should be patient. Got it.

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  • Kin33Kin33 Registered User
    edited April 2008
    I was hoping you'd show up Spectre.

    Hmmm So everybody here works online from their job.... so I should be patient. Got it.

    I'm sure with all the deaths in the main phalla you will see more people signing up in the next little bit.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lots of people died then, hmm? I haven't been following it, I probably should....

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  • FembotFembot Registered User
    edited April 2008
    I am dead! !sign me up!

    Fembot on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I was hoping you'd show up Spectre.

    Hmmm So everybody here works online from their job.... so I should be patient. Got it.
    Yeah, I was already in 2 phallas and have learned that strecthing one's self too thin is no fun.

    Since I died in the BSG game, I can play!

    [tiny]Though I should be working on Mortal Kombat...[/tiny]

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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Dongs

    Sorry.

    !LIONDongs

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    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wow, when was the last time you joined the party? O_o

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I joined when I want bitch (I stopped after I ran Phallanoia. :P)

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Just goes to show, you might take a respite, but you can't ever retire.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why not I like standard phallas.

    !sign up

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Mortius is correct Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yay! Hi Grundl!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    !Sign up, please!

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  • spaikspaik Registered User
    edited April 2008
    !signup

    spaik on
  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ...Bah. I resisted as long as I could.

    !sign up

    El Skid on
    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

    wrath God fear traitor evil
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