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The Goddamn Batman Would Have Words With The Both Of You [NSF56K]

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Batman thinks of everything (sorry Geebs)

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No.

    Alfred shaves it.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robos A Go Go wrote: »
    No.

    Alfred shaves it.

    Touche.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I would shave it for him.

    In a heartbeat.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    but jordyn

    butt jordyn

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Batman shaves his ass. Bruce Wayne doesn't.

    This is how he keeps his identity secret.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'd shave it, and rub some lotion on it because the skin might be all dried out there.

    Oh do you need lotion elsewhere?

    Well sure, why not

    I mean, my hands are already all lotiony....

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    but jordyn

    you stole the bat-cookie from the bat-cookie jar

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    oh my looks like I'll need to be bat-punished.

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  • KyouguKyougu Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's weird (but cool) seeing all the love for Kyle and hate for Hal. I always heard how people felt the exact opposite as that.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Stupid people like Hal. The cool kids like Kyle.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    But Guy is the best. He's said it himself, he was always the best:

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    The best, Jerry, the best!

    I mean, who else makes constructs of his or her self to save someone?:

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    But Guy is the best.

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Those are the worst colors for a cover ever.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wasn't guy turned into "Gal Gardner" temporarily in Warrior

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    wasn't guy turned into "Gal Gardner" temporarily in Warrior

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    yup, that's the cover

    ahahahaha, oh man, I recognize the site that's hosting that

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have to wonder about the train of thought that brought Gal Gardner to that outfit.

    "Well, when in Rome...slut it up!"

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  • gtrmpgtrmp Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    I have to wonder about the train of thought that brought Gal Gardner to that outfit.

    Probably "Holy shit! Look at these tits!"

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bingo.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guy Gardner makes a pretty lady

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hensler wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    But Guy is the best.

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    ah yes

    foil covers

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    anjin I am going to make a comic with a hologram cover and foil pages

    it will be the ultimate collectors item guaranteed to go up in value

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    will it come with a collectable trading card?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    not only will it have a collectible trading card, but mixed in the ink will be a drop of some celebrity's blood

    you won't know which one until you open the all black polybag

    you'll have to buy multiple issues to get all the celebrities!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Will the trading card also be holographic?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the trading card will not only be holographic, but also a gold plated sketch and part of a larger picture made up of 8 other trading cards

    you will need to buy 9 copies at least to complete the picture

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ori what is this you are doing

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    um

    posting a good page in the 'post good pages' thread

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dang I forgot what thread this was

    for a second I thought it was the Batman page proper

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  • VerrVerr Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man you fuckers mentioned We3 on page 19 of this thread or so.

    I finally got a copy.

    You fuckers. :(

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Verr wrote: »
    Man you fuckers mentioned We3 on page 19 of this thread or so.

    I finally got a copy.

    You fuckers. :(

    They fooled me into that a few months back. I've never recovered.

    Damn you GV posters

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2009
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    dang I forgot what thread this was

    for a second I thought it was the Batman page proper

    damn it tlb you are out of control

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    dang I forgot what thread this was

    for a second I thought it was the Batman page proper

    damn it tlb you are out of control

    He's been drinking again.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you're never getting my badge and gun, geebs

    you're never getting them

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  • VerrVerr Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    Verr wrote: »
    Man you fuckers mentioned We3 on page 19 of this thread or so.

    I finally got a copy.

    You fuckers. :(

    They fooled me into that a few months back. I've never recovered.

    Damn you GV posters

    The black text bubble.

    The black text bubble. D:

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  • Bob SlidelBob Slidel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't know if anyone has posted this, (I only got through the first thirty pages of the thread) but its one of my favorites.

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    Especially when Batman goes on to say "By the way Wally, I came up with that mouth full off the top of my head"

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  • Venkman90Venkman90 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ah, Quiver!

    I love Kevin Smith writing GA, he really nails the guy's sense of humor.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    Verr wrote: »
    Man you fuckers mentioned We3 on page 19 of this thread or so.

    I finally got a copy.

    You fuckers. :(

    They fooled me into that a few months back. I've never recovered.

    Damn you GV posters

    Wait, you mean it's not some adorable family romp full of adorable talking animals in pastel colored battle armor?

    see317 on
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