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The Goddamn Batman Would Have Words With The Both Of You [NSF56K]

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    see317 wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    Verr wrote: »
    Man you fuckers mentioned We3 on page 19 of this thread or so.

    I finally got a copy.

    You fuckers. :(

    They fooled me into that a few months back. I've never recovered.

    Damn you GV posters

    Wait, you mean it's not some adorable family romp full of adorable talking animals in pastel colored battle armor?

    Yes, yes it is. Go buy it right now.

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  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's just like Up! with body armor.

    Just like it.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Antimatter wrote: »
    yup, that's the cover

    ahahahaha, oh man, I recognize the site that's hosting that

    ...
    not only will it have a collectible trading card, but mixed in the ink will be a drop of some celebrity's blood

    All I can think of when I saw this is "God, don't let it be Tommy Lee... PLEASE don't let it be that fuck..."

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what are you too good for hepatitis

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    nobodies too good for hepatitis

    if you don't get it, hepatitis is too good for you

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This isn't really limited to one panel, but the last issue of Y: The Last Man had every single emotion tied up in a knot and hitting you as hard as it possibly could. I seriously teared up on the last panel. It ended perfectly. If someone could scan in the last page I'd be really happy.

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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, Spider Jerusalem is really good at keeping a cigarette in his mouth while yelling at the top of his lungs.

    Or maybe they're just magical future-cigarettes.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Man, Spider Jerusalem is really good at keeping a cigarette in his mouth while yelling at the top of his lungs.

    Or maybe they're just magical future-cigarettes.
    In the future, Marlboro and Post-it have merged to create a special brand of smoke that sticks to your teeth for just such an occasion.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    OK, everyone seems to be dogging on DD beating up Ultron. Well you know what? DD under Nocenti took on everything like a smooth criminal. Below are some choice scans from DD #265 and #266, which took place during the Inferno X-Men event:

    So demons are running around everywhere, and one demon (that was actually a dentist chair/drill system) killed a dentist and was pulling a Men in Black cockroach with his skin. DD stops him:

    dd265a.jpg

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    That's right, dude gets a beer at the end.

    But that's not enough, Mephisto tries to corrupt the Man Without Fear at the very bar an issue later!:

    dd266a.jpg

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    Never doubt the power of Nocenti and JRjr's DD run, complete with bitchin' 80's hair!

    And tell me OMD Mephisto even compares to that version.

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  • CadeCade Eppur si muove.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Hensler wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    But Guy is the best.

    Guy%20Gardner%205.jpg

    ah yes

    foil covers

    Actually no, that is how it was colored, it was a normal cover.

    I own the issue.

    And yes Kyle is better than Hal.

    But Geoff is having fun trying to show how uber awesome Hal is.

    Cade on
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This isn't really limited to one panel, but the last issue of Y: The Last Man had every single emotion tied up in a knot and hitting you as hard as it possibly could. I seriously teared up on the last panel. It ended perfectly. If someone could scan in the last page I'd be really happy.

    I'm still waiting for someone to put up the panel of Ampersand in a tiny tuxedo biting Yorick's ear after a tearful reunion.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hellblazer 45. Last page:
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    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm still waiting for someone to put up the panel of Ampersand in a tiny tuxedo biting Yorick's ear after a tearful reunion.

    Which issue was that?

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  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Um... how long is that finger? That just seems... wrong. Is it a demonic finger?

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    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    He must be a devil with the ladies.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Is Constantine flipping the reader off or what?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Is Constantine flipping the reader off or what?

    Spoilers because Ennis' run is rad and people should read it for themselves
    Constantine finds out he has cancer from smoking like a fiend. At about the same time, he loses his soul to the First of the Fallen, one of the top three in Hell when Lucifer's not there (which he isn't because of his own series but anyway), by way of insult after he keeps the First from claiming an old friend's soul

    Because he doesn't want to be tortured for all eternity, he pulls a fast one: He sells his soul to both of the other lords of Hell, then slits his wrists. When all three show up, he tells them he planned this: The only way for them not to tear apart Hell by fighting over his soul, and thus letting Heaven win, is for them to heal his wrists and remove his cancer, and hope that he doesn't die anytime soon

    They do it

    And on the way out the door, the last page of the arc, he flips them off.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Is Constantine flipping the reader off or what?

    Spoilers because Ennis' run is rad and people should read it for themselves
    Constantine finds out he has cancer from smoking like a fiend. At about the same time, he loses his soul to the First of the Fallen, one of the top three in Hell when Lucifer's not there (which he isn't because of his own series but anyway), by way of insult after he keeps the First from claiming an old friend's soul

    Because he doesn't want to be tortured for all eternity, he pulls a fast one: He sells his soul to both of the other lords of Hell, then slits his wrists. When all three show up, he tells them he planned this: The only way for them not to tear apart Hell by fighting over his soul, and thus letting Heaven win, is for them to heal his wrists and remove his cancer, and hope that he doesn't die anytime soon

    They do it

    And on the way out the door, the last page of the arc, he flips them off.
    Too bad they're demons. You'd think given that they have eternity to play with, they'd be able to work out some kind of time share system. But no, they're demons and so they get to hold on to the idiot ball even harder then normal evils.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    There really isn't a share system though

    They all own, in whole, Constantine's soul, or at least they did, he got it back after tricking the First three times

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Its kinda wierd how many diffrent story arcs the movie used to fill out the Constintine story. A bit here...a bit there and you covered like 8 books.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TexiKen wrote: »
    Is Constantine flipping the reader off or what?

    Spoilers because Ennis' run is rad and people should read it for themselves
    Constantine finds out he has cancer from smoking like a fiend. At about the same time, he loses his soul to the First of the Fallen, one of the top three in Hell when Lucifer's not there (which he isn't because of his own series but anyway), by way of insult after he keeps the First from claiming an old friend's soul

    Because he doesn't want to be tortured for all eternity, he pulls a fast one: He sells his soul to both of the other lords of Hell, then slits his wrists. When all three show up, he tells them he planned this: The only way for them not to tear apart Hell by fighting over his soul, and thus letting Heaven win, is for them to heal his wrists and remove his cancer, and hope that he doesn't die anytime soon

    They do it

    And on the way out the door, the last page of the arc, he flips them off.

    Now that is pretty cool, and it seems what Psychotic One wrote above is pretty much true.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    The Ennis and Carey runs have some of my favorite moments in them

    Not just for this series, but in comics in general

    Geebs (or Servo maybe) posted the last few pages of Carey's run earlier in the thread, I think, and let me tell you something, while they're really dang cool on their own, in context they are just damn

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited July 2009
    It was probably Servo, since I've never read it

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    I found it, it was someone else, but Servo's posted them before I think

    The best Hellblazer moment, period, ever, though, is when his friends throw him a birthday party and he calls up Swamp Thing

    Why you might ask would he do this

    Well because someone's growing some weed and Swamp Thing has power over plants

    So he turns that little leaf into a goddamn bush

    Yes that's right they used an elemental to get stoned

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm still waiting for someone to put up the panel of Ampersand in a tiny tuxedo biting Yorick's ear after a tearful reunion.

    Which issue was that?[/QUOTE]
    It was in the eighth book where they're having adventures in Japan.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    emnmnme wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I'm still waiting for someone to put up the panel of Ampersand in a tiny tuxedo biting Yorick's ear after a tearful reunion.

    Which issue was that?
    It was in the eighth book where they're having adventures in Japan.
    [/QUOTE]

    Here. It took me forever to find that image last night.
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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This is Superman.

    He hangs out with bears.

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    This is the Punisher.

    He has a different approach with bears.

    10punisher.jpg

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    20axvua.jpg

    Squeee!

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, does anyone have a scan from Lo3W showing how Prime causes his fate at the end of the book?

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  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The very last panel of Y: The Last Man made me cry so damn hard. Okay, most of the panels in the last issue made me cry, but everyone mentions "the scene in the snow" and no one ever mentions that very last panel. Damn near killed me.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So, does anyone have a scan from Lo3W showing how Prime causes his fate at the end of the book?

    Ask and ye shall receive.
    fanboyprime.jpg

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanks, but no: I mean the punch itself.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thanks, but no: I mean the punch itself.
    KVW has the lead-up on his blog review, but not the punch itself sadly.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I got them, matt.
    17.jpg

    18.jpg

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh, Brainy. Don't ever change.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Apparently he was too stupid to live.

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Death by time paradox/loss of artistic production.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Robos, much obliged.

    That's plain hilarious. The honest disdain in that series for the snarkier variety of reader is just hilarious. I've always hated SBP as a concept, not to mention in practice, so it's great to see him resolved in this way.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    When I heard he punched himself, I pictured it as literally punching himself in the face

    My version is better

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So wait, he's just a
    regular Earthling fanboy who hunts and pecks to type and has red eyes
    now? And where, cosmologically, is that?
    Regular fanboy Earth? Superboy Prime hell?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    So wait, he's just a
    regular Earthling fanboy who hunts and pecks to type and has red eyes
    now? And where, cosmologically, is that?
    Regular fanboy Earth? Superboy Prime hell?
    He killed his girlfriend and his parents live in fear of him as his slaves, so presumably he has some power.

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