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The Goddamn Batman Would Have Words With The Both Of You [NSF56K]

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    So wait, he's just a
    regular Earthling fanboy who hunts and pecks to type and has red eyes
    now? And where, cosmologically, is that?
    Regular fanboy Earth? Superboy Prime hell?
    He killed his girlfriend and his parents live in fear of him as his slaves, so presumably he has some power.
    Duh, he's a teenager.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Clarification: apparently Brainy
    said the powers would only be temporarily drained. So now, he's in the Prime universe (which is Ours but not ours), he's killed Lori in some horrific manner, but for some reason is still in 'hiding' there instead of just conquering his world.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    People seem to take the final page as being indicative of a plot to regain access to the multiverse by building fan support for his return.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Has anybody but Johns used him since his return? I figure he's just in his stable of pet characters for the time being and will be brought back whenever he needs an already established villain.

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ...

    I like Superboy Prime. I like there being a villain who is just like a child throwing a ultra-powerful temper tantrum. It was so easy to vacillate between feeling bad for him and for hating him.

    And yeah, I think Johns is the only one to touch him since Infinite Crisis.

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    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Superboy/Man Prime was in Countdown which was not written by Johns

    y-you guys remember Countdown, don't you???

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  • DrakeonDrakeon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rans wrote: »
    Superboy/Man Prime was in Countdown which was not written by Johns

    y-you guys remember Countdown, don't you???

    I think most of us have tried to forget it.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    There's always one...

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Rans wrote: »
    Superboy/Man Prime was in Countdown which was not written by Johns

    y-you guys remember Countdown, don't you???

    If you read the credits, Johns did the dialogue and was consulted for all Prime appearances.

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  • RansRans Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    KVW wrote: »
    Rans wrote: »
    Superboy/Man Prime was in Countdown which was not written by Johns

    y-you guys remember Countdown, don't you???

    If you read the credits, Johns did the dialogue and was consulted for all Prime appearances.

    oh wow

    Rans on
  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I thought he aged some, too. What happened to that?

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  • manjimanji Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    following on from crimsondudes hellblazer scan, my own favourite bit from dangerous habits; constantine getting one over on the first of the fallen and setting himself up for a rather nasty vendetta...
    fallen.jpg

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    For the people who don't know what's going on there
    John goes to visit a friend. Said friend sold his soul to the devil for the world's best booze collection, essentially. Tonight's the night the First will be coming to collect, too, but he has to take it by midnight or the deal's off and the friend gets into heaven

    Underneath the house is a pool of water. Holy water, specifically. Seems St Patrick blessed this pool. Anyway, a little magic and poof that water turns into the best stout in the world.

    The friend dies, the First comes calling, John gives him a glass of stout...and then snuffs the candle that keeps the spell working. Devil just drank holy water. Whoooooops!

    And that my friends is how John Constantine ended up owing his soul to the First of the Fallen

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What did the Devil ever do to Constantine to deserve such shabby treatment?

    :P

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Tried to take his friend's soul

    Durrr

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  • Bob SlidelBob Slidel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    I thought he aged some, too. What happened to that?

    He aged with the massive influx of Oan energy (after the sinestro corps war) but he expelled all of it during countdown, so he's a teenager again.

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  • TeaSpoonTeaSpoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    It's actually explained as, Lucifer would be in charge, but right now he's off strutting his stuff, so the three most powerful beings in hell that aren't him are in charge until he gets back

    Makes sense seeing as Sandman, Lucifer, and Hellblazer all take place in the same universe and it ties all the ends up very neatly

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  • DeaderinredDeaderinred Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Verr wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    Verr wrote: »
    Man you fuckers mentioned We3 on page 19 of this thread or so.

    I finally got a copy.

    You fuckers. :(

    They fooled me into that a few months back. I've never recovered.

    Damn you GV posters

    The black text bubble.

    The black text bubble. D:

    i just finished reading this, goddamn. o_O

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

    Didn't you read Sandman?

    Hell is a triumvirate.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

    Didn't you read Sandman?

    Hell is a triumvirate.

    ...because Lucifer left

    The idea is, the three of them were there before Lucifer, but when he got there he was stronger than any of them so he took over

    When he left to wander the world, they took over again

    These things all go together because they all happen in the same world

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mike Carey's novel series, starting with The Devil You Know, is really good, too and fits with his Lucifer and comic works. I'd recommend it if you like the Lucifer comic.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

    Didn't you read Sandman?

    Hell is a triumvirate.

    ...because Lucifer left

    The idea is, the three of them were there before Lucifer, but when he got there he was stronger than any of them so he took over

    When he left to wander the world, they took over again

    These things all go together because they all happen in the same world

    In Preludes & Nocturnes, power over Hell is shared between Beelzebub, Azazel, and Lucifer. Lucifer didn't leave until Season of Mists.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    Welp

    Guess Ennis ignored that part when he made up the new ruling body

    (Also my face is red, I didn't know this because I haven't read Sandman [don't look at me that way it's not FOR me])

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Well in all fairness Lucifer basically shows who's really in control when he kicks everyone else out of Hell and hands the key over to Dream.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    What's with today's Google logo? Is today a significant DC comics day?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
    No, but they added comic book themes to iGoogle

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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

    Didn't you read Sandman?

    Hell is a triumvirate.

    ...because Lucifer left

    The idea is, the three of them were there before Lucifer, but when he got there he was stronger than any of them so he took over

    When he left to wander the world, they took over again

    These things all go together because they all happen in the same world

    In Preludes & Nocturnes, power over Hell is shared between Beelzebub, Azazel, and Lucifer. Lucifer didn't leave until Season of Mists.

    I'm pretty sure this was addressed at some point with Lucifer agreeing to the triumvirate because he didn't want to have to go through all the bloody tedious backstabbing, plotting and rebellion crap all over again.

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  • Portugal.TheMarkPortugal.TheMark Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Migh have been posted already, but
    death_of_superman.jpg

    Sends shivers up my spine every time.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

    Vertigo titles have never gave much of a shit about having a shared continuity between titles and you are a bad person for complaining about it

    Or do you think martian manhunter and the rest of the jla are in the background world of Lucifer since he was in the early issues of Sandman

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • mrsinistermrsinister Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Haven't read all 70 pages but...

    Wolverine being crucified on a giant 'X', circa Uncanny X-Men #251.

    X-Men Unlimited (Vol 1) #3 - Sabertooth back when he was really scary, taunting Maverick.

    I think I have these scans somewhere I try and find them.

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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Can I post the entire arc of Deadpool where he's fighting Bullseye in this thread?

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hensler wrote: »
    Can I post the entire arc of Deadpool where he's fighting Bullseye in this thread?

    Posting more than whatever you can find on preview sites is probably a bad idea. You don't want this place to get shut down like scans_daily, do you?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2009
    TeaSpoon wrote: »
    I hate how the First of the Fallen bullshit encroaches on the territory of Lucifer and his fantastic comic by Mike Carey. There cannot be two kings of hell.

    Vertigo titles have never gave much of a shit about having a shared continuity between titles and you are a bad person for complaining about it

    Or do you think martian manhunter and the rest of the jla are in the background world of Lucifer since he was in the early issues of Sandman

    Actually the Luficfer/Fallen/Hellblazer thing is the one nod to continuity if we're being honest here

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Hensler wrote: »
    Can I post the entire arc of Deadpool where he's fighting Bullseye in this thread?

    Posting more than whatever you can find on preview sites is probably a bad idea. You don't want this place to get shut down like scans_daily, do you?

    Theres only one scene from it anyway that has to be posted. Where the missle goes in one window and out the other and even Bullseye admits that it was pretty *$#&ing cool.

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  • DoctorMarmaladeDoctorMarmalade Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Right behind you.

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    Right behind you.

    I had that one.

    I wasn't following reign of Superman closely, all I knew about the cyborg superman was from the first issue he appeared in. As soon as I saw that I went from :D to D: in two seconds flat.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    That page is so funny.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I love Ted's reaction.
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  • DoctorMarmaladeDoctorMarmalade Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rans wrote: »
    KVW wrote: »
    Rans wrote: »
    Superboy/Man Prime was in Countdown which was not written by Johns

    y-you guys remember Countdown, don't you???

    If you read the credits, Johns did the dialogue and was consulted for all Prime appearances.

    oh wow

    Guys, prime's dialogue in countdown was Freaking awesome

    "I'll kill you! I'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH!"

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