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The Goddamn Batman Would Have Words With The Both Of You [NSF56K]

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, actually. It's what, $2.99 per 32 pages in singles? Hardcovers are actually slightly cheaper, and less likely to disintegrate in your hands.

    on average, how many of those pages are story pages and how many are ads?

    An even better deal! I think it's actually not average, it's mandated at like 24 story pages or something.

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  • kdrudykdrudy Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    143999 wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
    So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.

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    Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!

    And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.

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    That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.

    So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?

    They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.

    So standard royalty.

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    143999 wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
    So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0020.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0021.jpg

    Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!

    And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0022.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0023.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0024.jpg

    That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.

    So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?

    They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.

    Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    143999 wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
    So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0020.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0021.jpg

    Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!

    And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0022.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0023.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0024.jpg

    That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.

    So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?

    They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.

    Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?

    They were ready to restart their race like 2 issues ago.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    143999 wrote: »
    So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?

    They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.

    They're cousins only through like, marriage or something, not blood. There was a mildly convoluted explanation in Agents of Atlas, which I can no longer entirely recall.
    An even better deal! I think it's actually not average, it's mandated at like 24 story pages or something.

    Most comics are 22 pages of story, and 10 pages of advertisements.

    Munch on
  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    143999 wrote: »
    Wildcat wrote: »
    143999 wrote: »
    Faynor wrote: »
    X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
    So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0020.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0021.jpg

    Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!

    And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0022.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0023.jpg

    x-menvsagentsofatlas01_0024.jpg

    That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.

    So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?

    They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.

    Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?

    Namorita is the one that died with the New Warriors, not Namora

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Namora was "dead" for a long time though. She was only brought back recently, in the first Agents of Atlas mini-series.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey, the Inhumans marry their cousins and now they rule over a vast interstellar empire.

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    Namora was "dead" for a long time though. She was only brought back recently, in the first Agents of Atlas mini-series.

    Right, I should have known that. She mentioned it during World War Hulk

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    w-were you there doing world war hulk, Ringo

    were you in the comic

    are you a comic book character, ringo

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Not all the time!

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Ringo is Forbush Man III!

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hey, who loves Chris Giarrusso cartoons? That's not even a valid question, because everyone loves Chris. G cartoons, Like G-Man! This is probably the best bunch of scans in the entire GD Batman thread.

    From his recent G-Man: Cape Crisis mini, with issue #3 on sale tomorrow, and you could completely jump in and follow because he writes each page to be self contained itself, or read as a whole issue of fun:

    So G-Man was selling fabric from his magic cape that gives him superpowers, and his brother Great Man tells him that's going to create problems, so G-Man has to go round up the wristbands with his friends:

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    And then in issue #2, he's told by a wizard that if he doesn't get all the magic pieces back it will create problems for all of magic, but people who shouldn't have the wristbands have them now, creating problems! So he and his friends need to find the other missing pieces:

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    Come on people, buy it over something you don't really want like Uncanny X-Men or Cable.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Okay, most of that is pretty awesome.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    And to top it off, those aren't even the best pages, but they're better than the best pages of other comics! So everyone pick it up, show Marvel how foolish they were in getting rid of Chris G.! Hardcore Parkour!

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Seriously, G-Man is amazing. Anyone that was a fan of Mini Marvels should be buying it.

    Munch on
  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Goddamit Marvel, this ( refering to G-Man) could've been the next big thing from PIXAR!!!! I mean superpowered Kids..thats full O win for the family.

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  • ChillyWillyChillyWilly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Servo wrote: »
    revcom wrote: »
    Servo wrote: »
    The real Jesus is much sexier than that.

    the real superman is much sexier than that. that guy looks like a speed addict who found clark's old Action Costume in a trash can


    so you're saying you prefer your superman to be more of a bear and less of a twink?

    wolverine is a bear. superman is just big and strong and dreamy.

    I know this is like 2 months late, but from what I know of the gay community from some friends of mine, Wolverine would be more of a wolf, not a bear. Bears are fatter an dress like Rob Halford. :)

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  • KVWKVW Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Wolverine would be a wolverine, hence the codename...

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    All talkin' about how "I heard from a friend of a friend about this gay stuff"

    I see right through you

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  • RingoRingo He/Him a distinct lack of substanceRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What kind of sheltered life have you led if you haven't seen the glory of BearForce1?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

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    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • HenslerHensler Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh Hensler I'll never look at that show the same again.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    That's pretty dumb.

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  • DeJesusDeJesus Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    What the hell kind of thread is this? cartoon wolverine/sabertooth tentacle sex? I don;t think its wrong or anything, but maybe name the thread something else like other gay duo's besides batman and robin.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    DeJesus wrote: »
    What the hell kind of thread is this? cartoon wolverine/sabertooth tentacle sex? I don;t think its wrong or anything, but maybe name the thread something else like other gay duo's besides batman and robin.

    Yeah, let's rename a thread when someone posts something slightly off-topic. If you have questions about what the thread is for, perhaps you should consult the first page.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Who like's buddy comedies? Cyclopsky and Hutcherine to be exact:

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    This is from the Wolverine arc Get Mystique, also known as Wolverine and Mystique Try and Kill Each Other. It's written by Jason Aaron!
    So, if you've read Blinded By The Light or Messiah Complex, you know Mystique stabs the X-Men in the back again. Finally, Cyclops (possibly before he formed X-Force?) says "Fuck it, Mystique is a bitch, kill her Wolverine." The result is one of the greatest things ever.

    Since I couldn't post the entirety of every issue, I went with the good parts of the last one. What you miss in the previous issues are things like Mystique blowing up mosques to cause confusion, and impersonating Wolverine while she kills a village girl so the village will attack Wolverine when they see him.

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    Then they stab each other a bunch. Lots and lots of stabbing.

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    I really love that conversation, because I think it holds pretty true. From Wolverine's perspective, he's the "Lone Wolf" but still manages to find peace with the X-Men, and this bitch can't? What is her malfunction.

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    They both pass out from the wounds that charge inflicts, but not before Mystique pukes in Wolverine's face. Anyways, he wakes up and sees that she's managed to feebly crawl about ten feet away.

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    Cold.

    Now, next is the Dark X-Men story about Mystique.
    Mystique was off the table after that, presumed dead. But, since we didn't never saw a dead corpse, she obviously wasn't. She appears later during the Utopia crossover impersonating Xavier, and we find out why from this little story also written by Jason Aaron.

    A ton of army agents have surrounded a small dive bar in the middle of nowhere. Apparently, Wolverine went in and started cutting people the fuck up, and now he's holding the rest of them hostage. Osbourne waltzes in and pretty much says "Shut up, you're not Wolverine, quit playing games Raven."

    She responds by turning into Spider-Man and Osbourne nearly has a shit fit, and tells her that if she doesn't drop that form one of them is going to die today.

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    The hostages get uppity, so Mystique beats the shit out of them until they're bloody and broken.

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    This is enough to make Mystique agree, because boy is she nursing a grudge. As Mystique and Osbourne walk out (while she's telling him that he doesn't own her, and she's not going to sleep with him), she sees the literally hundreds of agents surrounding the bar, and informs him that he would have needed more men.

    Awesome.

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  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    2 awesome posts in a row. Keep it up guys!

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Joe Chemo wrote: »
    2 awesome posts in a row. Keep it up guys!
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  • CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How about some Hercules-as-Thor vs. Thor-as-Hercules to keep the awesome streak going.
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    Thor's expression during the nipple twist is the best.

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How about some Hercules-as-Thor vs. Thor-as-Hercules to keep the awesome streak going.
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    Thor's expression during the nipple twist is the best.


    That is the best fight-scene ever.

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You forgot SUCKAPUNCH

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The goriest thing I've seen in a comic is a Birds of Prey issue where Barbara Gordon whacks the Joker in the mouth with a baton, breaking his smile.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The worst thing I've ever seen is probably a scanned page of Crossed followed by something awful from Boys and then maybe Arseface from Preacher. What I'm getting at is that Garth Ennis is a terrible person.

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  • Joe ChemoJoe Chemo Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    There's some really awful stuff in Boys. That's why I secretly like it.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The only thing worse than reading The Boys is reading The Boys and discovering it's given you an erection. Welcome to a life of sexual deviancy, courtesy of Garth Ennis!
    Yes, I am willfully misinterpreting what you meant by "like".

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2009

    i like the one where spider-man mugs cyclops for 300 bucks, then gives scott pornography to make up for it (possibly $300 worth of pornography?)

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  • Psychotic OnePsychotic One The Lord of No Pants Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    The only thing worse than reading The Boys is reading The Boys and discovering it's given you an erection. Welcome to a life of sexual deviancy, courtesy of Garth Ennis!
    Yes, I am willfully misinterpreting what you meant by "like".

    Make fun of it all you want but The Boys gave us Love Sausage. And Love Sausage is the greatest hero ever. The guy's kryptonite is big titties!

    Bask in his glory!
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