X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.
Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!
And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.
That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.
So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?
They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.
So standard royalty.
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X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.
Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!
And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.
That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.
So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?
They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.
Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?
X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.
Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!
And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.
That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.
So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?
They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.
Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?
They were ready to restart their race like 2 issues ago.
So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?
They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.
They're cousins only through like, marriage or something, not blood. There was a mildly convoluted explanation in Agents of Atlas, which I can no longer entirely recall.
X-Men versus Agents of Atlas! This scene is from the tail end.
So, one of the Agents of Atlas' teammates are missing, I guess? So they are attempting to steal Cerebra from Greymalkin since it hasn't been moved to Utopia yet. Buuut, they get caught, and a fight ensues.
Storm, you dumb ho, what are the odds of a crazy monster attacking you!
And, also. Ouch. Using Kitty against Colossus. Cold.
That's kind of a neat costume on Kurt, it's a lot more teamish.
So has the Namor vs. his - uh, how are Namor and Namora related, again? - thing been addressed yet?
They're cousins. If Namora has her way, kissing cousins.
Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?
Namorita is the one that died with the New Warriors, not Namora
TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
Hey, who loves Chris Giarrusso cartoons? That's not even a valid question, because everyone loves Chris. G cartoons, Like G-Man! This is probably the best bunch of scans in the entire GD Batman thread.
From his recent G-Man: Cape Crisis mini, with issue #3 on sale tomorrow, and you could completely jump in and follow because he writes each page to be self contained itself, or read as a whole issue of fun:
So G-Man was selling fabric from his magic cape that gives him superpowers, and his brother Great Man tells him that's going to create problems, so G-Man has to go round up the wristbands with his friends:
And then in issue #2, he's told by a wizard that if he doesn't get all the magic pieces back it will create problems for all of magic, but people who shouldn't have the wristbands have them now, creating problems! So he and his friends need to find the other missing pieces:
Come on people, buy it over something you don't really want like Uncanny X-Men or Cable.
TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
And to top it off, those aren't even the best pages, but they're better than the best pages of other comics! So everyone pick it up, show Marvel how foolish they were in getting rid of Chris G.! Hardcore Parkour!
the real superman is much sexier than that. that guy looks like a speed addict who found clark's old Action Costume in a trash can
so you're saying you prefer your superman to be more of a bear and less of a twink?
wolverine is a bear. superman is just big and strong and dreamy.
I know this is like 2 months late, but from what I know of the gay community from some friends of mine, Wolverine would be more of a wolf, not a bear. Bears are fatter an dress like Rob Halford.
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What the hell kind of thread is this? cartoon wolverine/sabertooth tentacle sex? I don;t think its wrong or anything, but maybe name the thread something else like other gay duo's besides batman and robin.
What the hell kind of thread is this? cartoon wolverine/sabertooth tentacle sex? I don;t think its wrong or anything, but maybe name the thread something else like other gay duo's besides batman and robin.
Yeah, let's rename a thread when someone posts something slightly off-topic. If you have questions about what the thread is for, perhaps you should consult the first page.
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TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
edited October 2009
Who like's buddy comedies? Cyclopsky and Hutcherine to be exact:
This is from the Wolverine arc Get Mystique, also known as Wolverine and Mystique Try and Kill Each Other. It's written by Jason Aaron!
So, if you've read Blinded By The Light or Messiah Complex, you know Mystique stabs the X-Men in the back again. Finally, Cyclops (possibly before he formed X-Force?) says "Fuck it, Mystique is a bitch, kill her Wolverine." The result is one of the greatest things ever.
Since I couldn't post the entirety of every issue, I went with the good parts of the last one. What you miss in the previous issues are things like Mystique blowing up mosques to cause confusion, and impersonating Wolverine while she kills a village girl so the village will attack Wolverine when they see him.
Then they stab each other a bunch. Lots and lots of stabbing.
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I really love that conversation, because I think it holds pretty true. From Wolverine's perspective, he's the "Lone Wolf" but still manages to find peace with the X-Men, and this bitch can't? What is her malfunction.
They both pass out from the wounds that charge inflicts, but not before Mystique pukes in Wolverine's face. Anyways, he wakes up and sees that she's managed to feebly crawl about ten feet away.
Cold.
Now, next is the Dark X-Men story about Mystique.
Mystique was off the table after that, presumed dead. But, since we didn't never saw a dead corpse, she obviously wasn't. She appears later during the Utopia crossover impersonating Xavier, and we find out why from this little story also written by Jason Aaron.
A ton of army agents have surrounded a small dive bar in the middle of nowhere. Apparently, Wolverine went in and started cutting people the fuck up, and now he's holding the rest of them hostage. Osbourne waltzes in and pretty much says "Shut up, you're not Wolverine, quit playing games Raven."
She responds by turning into Spider-Man and Osbourne nearly has a shit fit, and tells her that if she doesn't drop that form one of them is going to die today.
The hostages get uppity, so Mystique beats the shit out of them until they're bloody and broken.
This is enough to make Mystique agree, because boy is she nursing a grudge. As Mystique and Osbourne walk out (while she's telling him that he doesn't own her, and she's not going to sleep with him), she sees the literally hundreds of agents surrounding the bar, and informs him that he would have needed more men.
The worst thing I've ever seen is probably a scanned page of Crossed followed by something awful from Boys and then maybe Arseface from Preacher. What I'm getting at is that Garth Ennis is a terrible person.
The only thing worse than reading The Boys is reading The Boys and discovering it's given you an erection. Welcome to a life of sexual deviancy, courtesy of Garth Ennis!
Yes, I am willfully misinterpreting what you meant by "like".
The only thing worse than reading The Boys is reading The Boys and discovering it's given you an erection. Welcome to a life of sexual deviancy, courtesy of Garth Ennis!
Yes, I am willfully misinterpreting what you meant by "like".
Make fun of it all you want but The Boys gave us Love Sausage. And Love Sausage is the greatest hero ever. The guy's kryptonite is big titties!
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An even better deal! I think it's actually not average, it's mandated at like 24 story pages or something.
So standard royalty.
Okay. So what about the fisticuffs? Does Namor even know that Namora's not so much dead anymore?
They were ready to restart their race like 2 issues ago.
They're cousins only through like, marriage or something, not blood. There was a mildly convoluted explanation in Agents of Atlas, which I can no longer entirely recall.
Most comics are 22 pages of story, and 10 pages of advertisements.
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Namorita is the one that died with the New Warriors, not Namora
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Right, I should have known that. She mentioned it during World War Hulk
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are you a comic book character, ringo
From his recent G-Man: Cape Crisis mini, with issue #3 on sale tomorrow, and you could completely jump in and follow because he writes each page to be self contained itself, or read as a whole issue of fun:
So G-Man was selling fabric from his magic cape that gives him superpowers, and his brother Great Man tells him that's going to create problems, so G-Man has to go round up the wristbands with his friends:
And then in issue #2, he's told by a wizard that if he doesn't get all the magic pieces back it will create problems for all of magic, but people who shouldn't have the wristbands have them now, creating problems! So he and his friends need to find the other missing pieces:
Come on people, buy it over something you don't really want like Uncanny X-Men or Cable.
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I know this is like 2 months late, but from what I know of the gay community from some friends of mine, Wolverine would be more of a wolf, not a bear. Bears are fatter an dress like Rob Halford.
I see right through you
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Yeah, let's rename a thread when someone posts something slightly off-topic. If you have questions about what the thread is for, perhaps you should consult the first page.
Since I couldn't post the entirety of every issue, I went with the good parts of the last one. What you miss in the previous issues are things like Mystique blowing up mosques to cause confusion, and impersonating Wolverine while she kills a village girl so the village will attack Wolverine when they see him.
Then they stab each other a bunch. Lots and lots of stabbing.
[img][/img]
I really love that conversation, because I think it holds pretty true. From Wolverine's perspective, he's the "Lone Wolf" but still manages to find peace with the X-Men, and this bitch can't? What is her malfunction.
They both pass out from the wounds that charge inflicts, but not before Mystique pukes in Wolverine's face. Anyways, he wakes up and sees that she's managed to feebly crawl about ten feet away.
Cold.
Now, next is the Dark X-Men story about Mystique.
A ton of army agents have surrounded a small dive bar in the middle of nowhere. Apparently, Wolverine went in and started cutting people the fuck up, and now he's holding the rest of them hostage. Osbourne waltzes in and pretty much says "Shut up, you're not Wolverine, quit playing games Raven."
She responds by turning into Spider-Man and Osbourne nearly has a shit fit, and tells her that if she doesn't drop that form one of them is going to die today.
The hostages get uppity, so Mystique beats the shit out of them until they're bloody and broken.
This is enough to make Mystique agree, because boy is she nursing a grudge. As Mystique and Osbourne walk out (while she's telling him that he doesn't own her, and she's not going to sleep with him), she sees the literally hundreds of agents surrounding the bar, and informs him that he would have needed more men.
Awesome.
Thor's expression during the nipple twist is the best.
That is the best fight-scene ever.
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i like the one where spider-man mugs cyclops for 300 bucks, then gives scott pornography to make up for it (possibly $300 worth of pornography?)
Make fun of it all you want but The Boys gave us Love Sausage. And Love Sausage is the greatest hero ever. The guy's kryptonite is big titties!
Bask in his glory!