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Yes, I am willfully misinterpreting what you meant by "like".
Make fun of it all you want but The Boys gave us Love Sausage. And Love Sausage is the greatest hero ever. The guy's kryptonite is big titties!
Bask in his glory!
well i just added a new series to my comic get list.
I also wondered what the Osborn hair was supposed to represent. Who has weird hair ridges like that?
Yeah, I think this is effect that Ditko was trying to draw when he created the character. But then other artists missed what was going on, and it's been drawn Ditko-style for so long that the sideways cornrow hair is the identifier for the character now.
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Osborn keeps his hair that way so you never notice the pumpkin/USB bomb in his hands. Its his secret weapon. Even Deadpool can't tear himself away from the power of his hair!
Osborn keeps his hair that way so you never notice the pumpkin/USB bomb in his hands. Its his secret weapon. Even Deadpool can't tear himself away from the power of his hair!
USB Bomb? Does it have a really long chord to reach his laptop after he throws it?
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Osborn keeps his hair that way so you never notice the pumpkin/USB bomb in his hands. Its his secret weapon. Even Deadpool can't tear himself away from the power of his hair!
USB Bomb? Does it have a really long chord to reach his laptop after he throws it?
I think it was in the second volume of T-bolts. He miniturized a pumpkin bomb into a flash drive.
This discussion of hair in the Awesome Moments Thread is the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years, and that includes and elementary school production of Hair.
This discussion of hair in the Awesome Moments Thread is the most offensive thing I've seen in 20 years, and that includes and elementary school production of Hair.
Well, the Deadpool scan that I posted regarding the hair does belong in this thread. Along with basically that entire issue.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
edited October 2009
Most people have already seen the All Hail Megatron cover that referenced The Killing Joke
these, I'm not sure if you've seen
Dude controls gravity, he's Magneto/Molecule Man powerful. Quit ruining things, Fencing. He even put Valkyrie's horse upside down just because he can.
Well let's see. None of the beam weapons would be affected by gravity, and neither would any of the magic Or Sue's stuff. Not to mention, say, Mr. Fantastic could just kick his ass from half a mile away or whatever. That's assuming that he's automatically modulating the gravity so that they couldn't simply fly out of it.
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TexiKenDammit!That fish really got me!Registered Userregular
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He's got them up in the air thousands of feet, Mr. Fantastic can't stretch that far, Jean was just getting her TK/Phoenix powers back during this time so she's not that strong, Wanda only has plot magic when Busiek writes her, Thor wasn't Odin level powerful yet, etc.
Fabian Nicieza knows how to make these things work. You just have to believe, ok?
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well i just added a new series to my comic get list.
The one with Storm as a weatherlady is inspired.
but.
Norman Osborn hair.
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This may or may not be Norman's hair. I don't know anymore.
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"And this is his sofa, is it?" said Arthur.
Yeah, I think this is effect that Ditko was trying to draw when he created the character. But then other artists missed what was going on, and it's been drawn Ditko-style for so long that the sideways cornrow hair is the identifier for the character now.
USB Bomb? Does it have a really long chord to reach his laptop after he throws it?
I think it was in the second volume of T-bolts. He miniturized a pumpkin bomb into a flash drive.
that's how I always pictured Osborne hair. I thought it was pretty obvious.
Well, the Deadpool scan that I posted regarding the hair does belong in this thread. Along with basically that entire issue.
these, I'm not sure if you've seen
Also a good nod to the Kessel/Grummett days.
I wish they'd come up with a cooler outfit for Conner, though. I like the simplified look, but jeans and a t-shirt just are too casual.
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Just hold them upside down high in the air and they can't do a thing.
And then this was the first issue where Zemo actually realizes he could be a good hero instead of dasterdly villain:
Well let's see. None of the beam weapons would be affected by gravity, and neither would any of the magic Or Sue's stuff. Not to mention, say, Mr. Fantastic could just kick his ass from half a mile away or whatever. That's assuming that he's automatically modulating the gravity so that they couldn't simply fly out of it.
Fabian Nicieza knows how to make these things work. You just have to believe, ok?