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The Goddamn Batman Would Have Words With The Both Of You [NSF56K]

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    I'm probably going to have to find a way to pick that up. Westerns are pretty awesome and that's a pretty solid bunch of people they had working on it.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I won't lie, that is the best story in the whole book. If you don't want to drop the money on the hardcover, then I'd suggest just grabbing the issue titled 'Western Legends.' It contains the Jeff Parker/Man Called Hurricane story, one by Fred Van Lente titled the Man From Fort Rango, and another one by Karl Kesel titled Red Wolf.

    Most of the other issues were of middling quality. Gray and Palmiotti have a pretty weak one about two gunfighters that wander into a town populated by Skrulls, Slott does one about Two-Gun Kid that tied into his She-Hulk stories, Allred and Giffen have one about a hapless midget cowboy that's pretty enjoyable, but other than that they're mostly forgettable. Though there are some old reprints of Stan Lee/Jack Kirby stories that are a lot of fun.

    Munch on
  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    okay yeah I'll just track down that one issue because I don't want to encourage dan slott to do more continuity porn

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Here's some scans from Deadshot, a criminally under read mini-series from Christos Gage that came out on the heels of Identity Crisis, and featured some of the best fight choreography I've ever seen in a comic book. But, since nobody read it, a trade was never released. Hopefully these scans will convince anyone who didn't read it to track down the back issues.

    The setup for the story is that Floyd Lawton, aka Deadshot, has recently found out that a prostitute he spent a night with bore him a daughter. Upon discovering that both are living in the Triangle, a war torn slum inside Star City that's been claimed by three warring gangs, he decides to give them both a few million dollars to finance their move out of the city. It's important to remember that Lawton once had a son that was raped and murdered by a pedophile. So he's very invested in seeing to his daughter's safety. Unfortunately, he discovers that his daughter's mother has actually abandoned drugs and hooking, and turned into a moral, upstanding citizen devoted to lawfully orchestrating social reform in the Triangle. With both refusing to budge, Deadshot decides to start cleaning up the Triangle in his own way.

    Issue One
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    Issue Two

    Deadshot has just arrived at the apartment where his daughter and her mother live, only to find a crooked cop and some Russians threatening to rape and murder his new family. It doesn't go over well.
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    After interrogating the crooked cop, Deadshot decides to pay a visit to the mobster that sent the thugs after his family.
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    The next three issues feature Deadshot fighting Green Arrow, battling a bulletproof man, and finally going head to head with a horde of C-list supervillains.

    Munch on
  • ZombieAsumaZombieAsuma Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I remember that series it was REALLY GREAT! I still have it in one of my DC longboxes it was one of the only series I didn't sell a couple of years ago.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    gage is pretty great at writing fight scenes

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Shit man
    I'm hitting up the back boxes next time I'm at the shop

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man munch you read good stuff

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    Oh also, I suppose we can do screen captures from animated comic-related shows too maybe.

    Gotta give a reason for jordyn to post here.

    yeah ok

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    One more, this time from Justice Riders by J.H. Williams and Chuck Dixon. It's an Elseworld where Sheriff Diana Prince forms a posse to take down ruthless railroad baron Maxwell Lord. Among the group are Kid Flash, Hawkman, and two other gentleman you might recognize.

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    Am I the only one who thinks it'd be kind of cool if it was revealed that the Justice Riders Booster Gold was actually the normal DCU Booster Gold traveling through the multiverse and getting into shenanigans?

    For those wondering, yes, that is the cowgirl Wonder Woman that was killed in Countdown: Arena.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Goddamn you Munch
    Posting things like that that I have to go hunting for

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ah, maybe I'll be up for scanning new stuff later. Here's an oldie but goodie.
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  • ZombieAsumaZombieAsuma Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What........what is that??

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What........what is that??

    Blue & Gold stole J'onn's oreos.

    Not a wise decision.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I might be the only person with scans from other issues of that Martian Manhunter run.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    1) The Deadshot series was really great. It had a very "Death Wish" feel to it, which is as it should be.
    2) Man, Blue Beetle in Justice Riders is pretty awesome. I guess I should read that.

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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just read the Deadshot series. That was glorious. Is Deadshot normally that awesome in the rest of the stuff that he's in, or does he suffer from Taskmaster Syndrome?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Deadshot is thankfully badass in many other series, especially Suicide Squad in it's incarnations and Villains United/Secret Six.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, just to clarify. I know Pi. She's a friend of mine. And she's not welcome in the Red Lantern Corps because she's a Blue Lantern-type person already.

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    He was way cool in Villains United but overshadowed by Catman.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    From Brit by Bruce Brown and Cliff Rathburn.

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    Read the first issue for free here. It isn't selling nearly as well as it should be, and I'm convinced it's only because people are unaware of its existence.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Is that the same cyborg guy who was in Invincible, whose name I have forgotten?

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, it's Donald. He's a prominent character in both volumes of Brit.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I might have to buy Brit now. Thanks Munch.

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  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Be sure to check out the first trade by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore too, as it sets up the current events in the Brown/Rathburn series. You can read 26 pages of the Kirkman stuff right here. This preview also features a hilariously gory take on something that happened back in an old JLI annual. Which made reading it extra funny.

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  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "I'm having trouble aiming because I like to watch them run" is the best line I've seen in ages.

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  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It sounds like something Sam and/or Max would say. Man why am I not picking this up?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    They're only about 4 or 5 issues in to the recent restart. That's when we started getting it.

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  • devoirdevoir Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Forar wrote: »
    "I'm having trouble aiming because I like to watch them run" is the best line I've seen in ages.

    Truth. I'd forgotten how good Brit was.

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  • SkavengerSkavenger Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    After just finishing up Marvel 1602: New World, despite how terrible the writing was, I felt these moments were just too ridiculous not to share.

    Hulk vs. Dinosaurs

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    and

    Iron Man secretly a big daddy in his spare time?

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  • AlgertmanAlgertman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I gets a cookie
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey do me a favor and do the prison scene
    "I'm not locked in here" etc

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hey do me a favor and do the prison scene
    "I'm not locked in here" etc

    "you're locked in here with ME"

    still basically the most hardcore thing i've ever seen in comics



    i mean, think about it. this dude doesn't even have any powers and he tells a whole prison full of crazy-ass murder-rapists to go fuck themselves quick, because if they don't he's gonna fuck 'em instead, and they ain't gonna like that shit

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hey do me a favor and do the prison scene
    "I'm not locked in here" etc
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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    God, I miss Bart so damn much.

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  • 143999143999 Tellin' ya not askin' ya, not pleadin' with yaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BigDes wrote: »
    Did Dr Strange just say 'Jeez'?

    By the hoary hosts of Jesus.

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  • UnknownSaintUnknownSaint Kasyn Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hey do me a favor and do the prison scene
    "I'm not locked in here" etc

    That's not really a 'scene', it's just something that is in the therapist dialogue on the next page, so it's not really all that hardcore with no action behind it, except the previous page where he throws his lunch in some would-be-shanker's face.

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  • ServoServo Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hey do me a favor and do the prison scene
    "I'm not locked in here" etc

    That's not really a 'scene', it's just something that is in the therapist dialogue on the next page, so it's not really all that hardcore with no action behind it, except the previous page where he throws his lunch in some would-be-shanker's face.

    it wasn't so much his lunch as it was a pan full of boiling grease that seared the man so badly he died a few days later

    so it's a little more hardcore than just a tuna sammich

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  • Mr_AnonymousMr_Anonymous Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Just ordered Invincible Vol. 1. If it's as good as I'm told, and going on the strength of that Brit page, that shall soon follow. Also I'm shamelessly posting this to get a subscription I'm loving this thread :)

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Servo wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Hey do me a favor and do the prison scene
    "I'm not locked in here" etc

    "you're locked in here with ME"

    still basically the most hardcore thing i've ever seen in comics



    i mean, think about it. this dude doesn't even have any powers and he tells a whole prison full of crazy-ass murder-rapists to go fuck themselves quick, because if they don't he's gonna fuck 'em instead, and they ain't gonna like that shit

    And then he does, practically. Or rather, fucks over the head inmate and his cronies.

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