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There are certain pieces of Star Wars trivia that you don't really want to know:
Dwarf actor best known for his depraved role as Ralphus the demented dwarf in the infamous BloodSucking Freaks/The Incredible Torture Show. DeJesus had been a circus performer but was actually quite infamous around New York in the Seventies for his role in an stag movie, a charming little ditty entitled “The Anal Dwarf”. This 8 minute hardcore wonder was a regular engagement in 42nd street peepshows especially for people looking for something different. It was probably through this movie that the makers of BloodSucking Freaks discovered DeJesus, although they got more than they bargained for. On the last day of shooting DeJesus and several other members of the cast shocked director Joel M Reed by staging an orgy, according to Reed, DeJesus "wasn't short in all departments". DeJesus continued to act in porn way into the Eighties, then tried for a more mainstream career with disappointing results. Typical of Hollywood's miscasting of dwarf actors the only roles were in Under the Rainbow- a film about the psychotic behaviour of the Munchkin cast of The Wizard of Oz, his last known role was as an Ewok. The deceased actor was often mistaken for Herve Villechaize, for years many critics thought it was the Fantasy Island actor who had to stand on a box to mount Veri Knotty in The Anal Dwarf despite their very different appearances.
Source: IMDB
EDIT: And yes, DeJesus does have entry in Return of the Jedi.
Dwarf actor best known for his depraved role as Ralphus the demented dwarf in the infamous BloodSucking Freaks/The Incredible Torture Show. DeJesus had been a circus performer but was actually quite infamous around New York in the Seventies for his role in an stag movie, a charming little ditty entitled “The Anal Dwarf”. This 8 minute hardcore wonder was a regular engagement in 42nd street peepshows especially for people looking for something different. It was probably through this movie that the makers of BloodSucking Freaks discovered DeJesus, although they got more than they bargained for. On the last day of shooting DeJesus and several other members of the cast shocked director Joel M Reed by staging an orgy, according to Reed, DeJesus "wasn't short in all departments". DeJesus continued to act in porn way into the Eighties, then tried for a more mainstream career with disappointing results. Typical of Hollywood's miscasting of dwarf actors the only roles were in Under the Rainbow- a film about the psychotic behaviour of the Munchkin cast of The Wizard of Oz, his last known role was as an Ewok. The deceased actor was often mistaken for Herve Villechaize, for years many critics thought it was the Fantasy Island actor who had to stand on a box to mount Veri Knotty in The Anal Dwarf despite their very different appearances.
Source: IMDB
EDIT: And yes, DeJesus does have entry in Return of the Jedi.
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is that bad?
I was going to make a what's star wars joke but I felt that would be pretty stupid
edit: goddammit skull man
switch to nacho cheese and you just might have something
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
so they fight among the stars themselves
what harsh glory it must be
I think I will need two midgets
I must admit, my interest has been piqued!
Genius!
I find your critique pretensious and lacking a certain laissez-fromage
a fortress the size of the moon?
get out your pencils and paper, because my mind is Boggled!
This product is rated M for Mature
and i'm going to go watch the second season tonight
it is a great comedy by dylan moran
i recommend it
Is that French for farting?
y....yes.
"Who told you that?"
"Um... Some bloke!"