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99.9% of these [chat]ters ain't shit

SamiSami Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
And most of these chatters suck dick
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chat

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jeru the Damajah for [chat] thread '08!

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Woooooo.

    You get bonus points for using Patrick in your OP, Sami.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ARGHHHHHH

    Ex-girlfriend being crazy again. Like, uncalled for craziness.

    She needs a good ovarian punch.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    If I buy all the telecomm companies, and then use the revenue to buy congress, and then conglomerate all of my acquisitions into VC-corp and move to make a hostile-takeover of the remaining two branches of the federal government, what does anti-trust law say?

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    ARGHHHHHH

    Ex-girlfriend being crazy again. Like, uncalled for craziness.

    She needs a good ovarian punch.

    Kneel down infront of pretending to do something romantic, then grab her hips and give her a good headbutt in the ovaries.

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Heh, Falcon Puunnchh.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    If I buy all the telecomm companies, and then use the revenue to buy congress, and then conglomerate all of my acquisitions into VC-corp and move to make a hostile-takeover of the remaining two branches of the federal government, what does anti-trust law say?
    What do you want it to say?

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    ARGHHHHHH

    Ex-girlfriend being crazy again. Like, uncalled for craziness.

    She needs a good ovarian punch.

    Yes, beating crazy-girls usually makes them less crazy, good call.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, Flash is pretty tricky to learn.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    ARGHHHHHH

    Ex-girlfriend being crazy again. Like, uncalled for craziness.

    She needs a good ovarian punch.

    You can contract out for that, or so I've heard...

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Women suck.
    Fuck this shit, I'm going gay.
    Go gay with me Podly.
    Wait, it's too late for you.
    Go gay with me, Sabs.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, Flash is pretty tricky to learn.

    Tell me about it dude. I might have to go to Plan B.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    ARGHHHHHH

    Ex-girlfriend being crazy again. Like, uncalled for craziness.

    She needs a good ovarian punch.

    What did she do?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Don't tell me repeatedly that you want to take me out to lunch and then when I propose an actual date and time suddenly withdraw, stare at your computer, and tell me you're too busy and then suddenly become too busy to ever do lunch because of this new project you're on.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Check this:

    Text 1: What are you up to?
    Response: Just writing a paper. What's up?
    Text 2: I was just having a freakout but then I remembered you said you couldn't support me. Sorry to bother you.

    D:

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, Flash is pretty tricky to learn.

    Tell me about it dude. I might have to go to Plan B.

    Wait, you're actually trying to use it?

    I was bluffing!

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    If I buy all the telecomm companies, and then use the revenue to buy congress, and then conglomerate all of my acquisitions into VC-corp and move to make a hostile-takeover of the remaining two branches of the federal government, what does anti-trust law say?
    What do you want it to say?

    That no one but me is allowed to own anything.

    Edit: Unless I give them permission.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Check this:

    Text 1: What are you up to?
    Response: Just writing a paper. What's up?
    Text 2: I was just having a freakout but then I remembered you said you couldn't support me. Sorry to bother you.

    D:

    oh man, that's some lame shit.

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Sami wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Man, Flash is pretty tricky to learn.

    Tell me about it dude. I might have to go to Plan B.

    Wait, you're actually trying to use it?

    I was bluffing!

    Well I was originally going to do a youtube video, but I'm having trouble representing your avatar.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A 'freakout'?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Check this:

    Text 1: What are you up to?
    Response: Just writing a paper. What's up?
    Text 2: I was just having a freakout but then I remembered you said you couldn't support me. Sorry to bother you.

    D:

    oh man, that's some lame shit.

    I think Podly and I have the same ex.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yay for crazy women!

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Podly wrote: »
    Check this:

    Text 1: What are you up to?
    Response: Just writing a paper. What's up?
    Text 2: I was just having a freakout but then I remembered you said you couldn't support me. Sorry to bother you.

    D:

    What kind of passive aggressive bullshit.... what a bitch move.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think the clear solution is to just stop talking to her. She obviously likes stringing you along for emotional support all the while giving you nothing in return. Shes a sam Kinison ex girlfriend friend.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I've always been curious Medo:

    A company offers a 'value-added' product by packaging a second related product in with something else. (IE MS packaging IE with Windows). When is this okay and when can the company get stomped on by the government for anti-competitive behavior?

    Well to illegally tie two products together you have to make the purchase of one product conditioned on the purchase of the other. So when you package things like that basically the court has to weigh the anticompetitive effects against the procompetitive benefits.

    From the Microsoft case in 2001

    anticompetitive:
    - taking IE out of add/remove programs
    - commingling OS and IE code making IE impossible to uninstall

    MS failed to show that these practices served any purpose other than furthering of their OS monopoly.


    And there's a bunch of other crap with this case but in answer to your question, those two things are pretty clearly illegal, and other things I'm not sure about /you'd have to do a specific analysis of.



    Podly that's some cold shit.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So I just got a call from MY ex last night that I haven't spoken to in 2 years to say her mom died last night.

    That's just great.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Nova_C wrote: »
    A 'freakout'?

    She's pretty neurotic and would always have these mini-break downs. Being a calm person and knowing her well, I was always pretty good at cheering her up and get her to think normally. I told her I couldn't do that stuff anymore, and if she does it again I'm gonna have to tell her I can't be her for her when she doesn't want to be there for me, and that we are broken up and she needs to learn how to deal with problems by herself.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    That's not even classy passive-aggressiveness. I scoff at that.

    That is so overt it is even below Oboro.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You guys date weird women.

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maaaan we were like 6 posts away from 100. :(

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I had breakfast with my ex while I was in Portland.

    She's a lesbian, though, so that makes things much less complicated.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Maaaan we were like 6 posts away from 100. :(
    Which is why it had to be put down.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Oh. Man, that's brutal.

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  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Sami wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    Check this:

    Text 1: What are you up to?
    Response: Just writing a paper. What's up?
    Text 2: I was just having a freakout but then I remembered you said you couldn't support me. Sorry to bother you.

    D:

    What kind of passive aggressive bullshit.... what a bitch move.

    Yep. Though this can hardly be news after Podly told us about her away message.

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You guys date weird women.

    I've conceded the fact that I am probably attracted to beautiful, smart, and crazy women. Now the plan is to find one who is fine with their craziness.

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    I saw to it that my ex couldn't contact me if she wanted to.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I had breakfast with my ex while I was in Portland.

    She's a lesbian, though, so that makes things much less complicated.

    You made her gay?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I had breakfast with my ex while I was in Portland.

    She's a lesbian, though, so that makes things much less complicated.

    You turned someone gay too?

    Hi5

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  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Thanatos and celery77: turning straight women gay since 1990

    -edit- and apparently MikeMan too.

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