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"Giving change" and peoples stupidness

XenoXeno Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Fuck these cashiers or whoever. When you give someone their change after they have paid you cash, and your putting the receipt/change in their hand, put the coins in their palm FIRST! Fucking idiots. Don't put the receipt in their hand then the coins on top. You fucking stupid? The change fucking slides everywhere, slipping off the receipt, falling on the floor. You make the customer look like a moron and hate you even more. FUCK!

STEP 1. PUT COINS IN PERSONS HAND!!!!!!!1111
STEP 2. PUT BILLS/RECEIPTS ON TOP OF THE CHANGE. THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE PERSON TO PUT THEIR CHANGE BACK IN THE RIGHT PLACE IN THEIR WALLET.

Next time YOU'RE picking up .83 cents off the floor!

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This has annoyed me but not nearly enough to post about it.

    Thanks?

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A bloo bloo bloo

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  • 3v3v Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Learn to have a steady hand?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Livejournal++

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So, your mastery of manual dexterity is about as poor as your mastery of English?

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I love the massive amounts of exclamation points followed by numerous ones, which are un-shifted exclamation points on most keyboards1

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i don't think this has ever happened to me, what the hell. are you sure you have your hand palm-side up in a slight cupping shape?

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw that, B.C.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man this isn't even like, an anger thread. An anger thread I get. Or a dumb people thread. Or a don't know how to move my hands in a coordinated manner thread.

    But what do we even do with this?

    I suggest porn thread.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Who uses cash anymore, srsly

    This entire situation could have been avoided.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Its cashiers way of getting revenge, use the plastic.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw that, B.C.

    I didn't even double click submit.
    Forums just double posted on me.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    How about a candy thread?

    I really like Almond Joys

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    For me it's not slipping coins or anything, it's that I have to take my other hand, pick up the coins, put them in my pocket, and then put the bills/receipt in my wallet.

    Whereas, if the coins were in the palm first, I could close my hand, take the bills/receipt in finger and thumb, put them away, and then pocket the change no problem.

    It ain't a big deal though.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Candy is for the gays.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey Almond Joys cost about .83

    COINCIDENCE???

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  • 3v3v Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Its cashiers way of getting revenge, use the plastic.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    For me it's not slipping coins or anything, it's that I have to take my other hand, pick up the coins, put them in my pocket, and then put the bills/receipt in my wallet.

    Whereas, if the coins were in the palm first, I could close my hand, take the bills/receipt in finger and thumb, put them away, and then pocket the change no problem.

    It ain't a big deal though.

    Every once in a while I like to show off my dexterity by doing transactions entirely one-handed. It makes me feel almost like a real person to have a skill that maybe could be useful some day.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    don't lime shit.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh hey look a G&T'er

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  • Darius BlackDarius Black Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Best. Gripe. Ever.

    What's even worse is if there's a bill and a receipt involved. Then it's just sheer chaos.

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  • 3v3v Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maybe don't be an idiot?

    I love how cashiers do that. Cup my hand, receive change. Move hand to pocket, change slides effortlessly into pocket. Receipt never leaves hand.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Maybe don't be an idiot?

    I love how cashiers do that. Cup my hand, receive change. Move hand to pocket, change slides effortlessly into pocket. Receipt never leaves hand.

    Thumb and index finger grab receipt, pull it out from under change, then drop change to pocket, no chance of slipping around or being dropped, and the receipt still never leaves the hand.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also.
    Caps lock signifies that you are angry.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

    then they don't need my fucking business

    god damn cavemen

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

    My local call girl hasn't started excepting plastic yet either.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

    Those are places that don't get my business anymore.

    I didn't eat fast food for about 2 years because of this. I kind of miss those times.

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  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    all trading with pelts.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Not carrying cash is the easiest way to not give to sidewalk charity cases.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

    My local call girl hasn't started excepting plastic yet either.

    have you actually tried sliding your visa down her ass crack?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Christ, who the hell drops change?

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

    then they don't need my fucking business

    god damn cavemen

    Never go anywhere in Asia.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    How about boldly step into the 90s and stop using cash?

    there are still certain places that are cash only

    My local call girl hasn't started excepting plastic yet either.

    call girls in ATL take plastic

    do it on their phones


    I was picturing a sophisticated cleavage swipe capture

    but I was told they just call the bank.


    I was kinda dissapointed

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like how nowadays we rarely see the physical form of money.

    It's all just virtual numbers now.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like how nowadays we rarely see the physical form of money.

    It's all just virtual numbers now.

    In Asia cash is still all the rage, especially in Japan.


    It's actually super retarded, and sucks.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like how nowadays we rarely see the physical form of money.

    It's all just virtual numbers now.

    Which is why I don't see why the bank teller can't just throw an extra zero on the end of my balance. C'mon baby, no one's gonna notice.

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