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Fuck these cashiers or whoever. When you give someone their change after they have paid you cash, and your putting the receipt/change in their hand, put the coins in their palm FIRST! Fucking idiots. Don't put the receipt in their hand then the coins on top. You fucking stupid? The change fucking slides everywhere, slipping off the receipt, falling on the floor. You make the customer look like a moron and hate you even more. FUCK!
STEP 1. PUT COINS IN PERSONS HAND!!!!!!!1111
STEP 2. PUT BILLS/RECEIPTS ON TOP OF THE CHANGE. THIS MAKES IT EASIER FOR THE PERSON TO PUT THEIR CHANGE BACK IN THE RIGHT PLACE IN THEIR WALLET.
Next time YOU'RE picking up .83 cents off the floor!
Man this isn't even like, an anger thread. An anger thread I get. Or a dumb people thread. Or a don't know how to move my hands in a coordinated manner thread.
For me it's not slipping coins or anything, it's that I have to take my other hand, pick up the coins, put them in my pocket, and then put the bills/receipt in my wallet.
Whereas, if the coins were in the palm first, I could close my hand, take the bills/receipt in finger and thumb, put them away, and then pocket the change no problem.
For me it's not slipping coins or anything, it's that I have to take my other hand, pick up the coins, put them in my pocket, and then put the bills/receipt in my wallet.
Whereas, if the coins were in the palm first, I could close my hand, take the bills/receipt in finger and thumb, put them away, and then pocket the change no problem.
It ain't a big deal though.
Every once in a while I like to show off my dexterity by doing transactions entirely one-handed. It makes me feel almost like a real person to have a skill that maybe could be useful some day.
What's even worse is if there's a bill and a receipt involved. Then it's just sheer chaos.
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I love how cashiers do that. Cup my hand, receive change. Move hand to pocket, change slides effortlessly into pocket. Receipt never leaves hand.
Thumb and index finger grab receipt, pull it out from under change, then drop change to pocket, no chance of slipping around or being dropped, and the receipt still never leaves the hand.
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But what do we even do with this?
I suggest porn thread.
This entire situation could have been avoided.
I didn't even double click submit.
Forums just double posted on me.
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Whereas, if the coins were in the palm first, I could close my hand, take the bills/receipt in finger and thumb, put them away, and then pocket the change no problem.
It ain't a big deal though.
COINCIDENCE???
Every once in a while I like to show off my dexterity by doing transactions entirely one-handed. It makes me feel almost like a real person to have a skill that maybe could be useful some day.
What's even worse is if there's a bill and a receipt involved. Then it's just sheer chaos.
Comfortable, permanent
Undisputed, every tense
Not a trace of what went left
More equal than the best
Unparalleled success
Everybody, V-impressed
I love how cashiers do that. Cup my hand, receive change. Move hand to pocket, change slides effortlessly into pocket. Receipt never leaves hand.
Thumb and index finger grab receipt, pull it out from under change, then drop change to pocket, no chance of slipping around or being dropped, and the receipt still never leaves the hand.
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there are still certain places that are cash only
then they don't need my fucking business
god damn cavemen
My local call girl hasn't started excepting plastic yet either.
Those are places that don't get my business anymore.
I didn't eat fast food for about 2 years because of this. I kind of miss those times.
have you actually tried sliding your visa down her ass crack?
Never go anywhere in Asia.
call girls in ATL take plastic
do it on their phones
I was picturing a sophisticated cleavage swipe capture
but I was told they just call the bank.
I was kinda dissapointed
It's all just virtual numbers now.
In Asia cash is still all the rage, especially in Japan.
It's actually super retarded, and sucks.
Which is why I don't see why the bank teller can't just throw an extra zero on the end of my balance. C'mon baby, no one's gonna notice.