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Stupid shit people do with their kids

PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats.Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
So, I came across this uh thing?
caution potentially nsfw what with baby junk

It reminded me of all the stupid shit people do with their kids.

For instance, not beating them enough. Also, giving them candy and caffeine.

So, what stupid shit have you observed of done to your children.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    pretty much I posted this because what in the fuck India

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    even if it is a stupid ritual you shouldn't really be all judgemental about it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oden wrote: »
    even if it is a stupid ritual you shouldn't really be all judgemental about it

    I am fairly sure there are things I can be judgmental of

    for one, dropping babies off of things

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    man my mom was yelling at me to come watch this and be outraged with her less than an hour ago

    shit

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i love being dropped

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I thought they were going to drop the babies into the pile of flowers which would have been cooler, but shitty for the last kid they throw, assuming they didn't remake the pile after each kid

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i was dropped off a bridge into the ganga a couple of times when i was really young

    i was told i enjoyed it

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    420 droppin babies erryday

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    you two dudes should fight on account of similar names

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    my dad's ultimatum is likely the best test of myself i can think of

    the ultimatum is

    "The only way you're getting back into the car is if you fight me"

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i'm partial to the Great Pakistani Baby Toss

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That one dude who's catching the babies on the rebound is pretty good at his job.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    even if it is a stupid ritual you shouldn't really be all judgemental about it

    I am fairly sure there are things I can be judgmental of

    for one, dropping babies off of things

    dropping babies off of things onto other things that are there to prevent the babies from being hurt by the dropping, though

    not as big a deal as dropping babies off of things without things that are there to prevent the babies from being hurt by the dropping

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited May 2008
    the worst thing i've heard of parents doing is letting their kids grow up in florida

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Telling your children they are special.


    They are not.


    Not even a little.


    edit: hit your children people, having their fear and respect is preferable to them liking you.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm fairly certain that if a baby landed on its head, their neck would snap regardless of that sheet they have.

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  • BogdanichBogdanich Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dad's ultimatum is likely the best test of myself i can think of

    the ultimatum is

    "The only way you're getting back into the car is if you fight me"

    request for story

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bogdanich wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    my dad's ultimatum is likely the best test of myself i can think of

    the ultimatum is

    "The only way you're getting back into the car is if you fight me"

    request for story

    Do it, Anjin. I've already read it once, but I wouldn't mind reading it again.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    the worst thing i've heard of parents doing is letting their kids grow up in florida

    :(

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My friends never control cried their kids

    now they've got a three year old who has to be cuddled to sleep.

    That's not cool.

    #pipe on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My friends never control cried their kids

    now they've got a three year old who has to be cuddled to sleep.

    That's not cool.

    if they just lock the kid in the room all night he'll figure it out himself

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    the worst thing i've heard of parents doing is letting their kids grow up in florida

    :(

    oh my god fallout did you grow up in florida too

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    My friends never control cried their kids

    now they've got a three year old who has to be cuddled to sleep.

    That's not cool.

    if they just lock the kid in the room all night he'll figure it out himself

    Yeah I was like, "Control cry? do you mean just letting them cry themselves to sleep because you are an awesome dude?"

    because that's what I would do if I were positive they were not in fact being stalked by a tiger or choking to death on the millions of small toys no doubt left in his crib by some depressed nanny

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    you will be the world's most terrible father

    Killjoy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    I have no doubt they would keep doing it even if some babies died

    you do realize that people used to burn babies alive as sacrifices to gods, right?

    people do stupid, horrible things

    especially to their own children

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Killjoy wrote: »
    you will be the world's most terrible father

    I'm already having a coffee mug made.

    Bearstranaut on
    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    i'll be less judgmental when those fucks start living in the 21st century and quit throwing their offspring off a fucking parapet.



    wacky ass muslims.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children?


    I don't think you understand how many insane, sickening things people do out of superstition in certain parts of the world

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    i'll be less judgmental when those fucks start living in the 21st century and quit throwing their offspring off a fucking parapet.

    wacky ass muslims.

    aren't they Hindu?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    the worst thing i've heard of parents doing is letting their kids grow up in florida

    keith I am so cross with you

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    i'll be less judgmental when those fucks start living in the 21st century and quit throwing their offspring off a fucking parapet.

    wacky ass muslims.

    aren't they Hindu?

    i think the thing said muslim.


    either way they're going to hell for not accepting jesus the christ into their hearts.

    Metzger Meister on
  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    I have no doubt they would keep doing it even if some babies died

    you do realize that people used to burn babies alive as sacrifices to gods, right?

    people do stupid, horrible things

    especially to their own children


    Where the fuck are you from? Ass backwards China or something?

    Me and my sister are the only two out of five not to be thrown into Valkilmer, our potent yet demanding volcano god.

    Your crops must grow stunted and frail.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I worked as a lifeguard last summer (and will probably do so again this year) and we had a lot of parents tossing their kids into the air and letting them come down in the water, jumping off the adults' shoulders, shit like that

    Usually they didn't toss 'em too high but it was still hella against our rules, because there was always that one dad who looked like he was going for some world record in little kid throwing, and would be a total jackass to you when you told him to stop

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    In Wyoming we bury red-haired babies in the snow to quench the demon-fire sprouting from their heads, and so that the ice wolves will take their sin from us.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    i'll be less judgmental when those fucks start living in the 21st century and quit throwing their offspring off a fucking parapet.

    wacky ass muslims.

    aren't they Hindu?

    muslims live in india too you know

    like the ones in the video

    the video that shows them throwing babies off of things

    also scarab, do you understand what causes brain damage?

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I seriously wonder

    how many babies end up with broken necks

    Probably none.

    Have some common fucking sense. Do you think they would continue doing this ritual if it was killing peoples children? How long has it been going? How many babies in the history of all time have been put through this procedure. They are parents same as anyone else, and if they thought for one second there was any risk to the baby they would tell them to fuck off.

    Be less judgmental.

    i'll be less judgmental when those fucks start living in the 21st century and quit throwing their offspring off a fucking parapet.

    wacky ass muslims.

    aren't they Hindu?

    i think the thing said muslim.


    either way they're going to hell for not accepting jesus the christ into their hearts.

    as a hindu i'm surprised this shit is not hindu

    Killjoy on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i think the thing said muslim.

    either way they're going to hell for not accepting jesus the christ into their hearts.

    filthy heathens

    I bet an inquistion would straighten out their sinner's hearts

    Centipede Damascus on
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