The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
Please vote in the Forum Structure Poll. Polling will close at 2PM EST on January 21, 2025.

Space is The Place

Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Space, motherfuckers.

Motherfucking space.

I know you all want to go.

So lets talk about it.

Lets say in a few years time a conference of scientists decides to create a spaceship, one that is not affiliated with any nation. It is a spaceship that will travel to, say, Alpha Centauri or some near star system. Some star system with an Earth-like world. They were taking volunteers. It would require people who would live and die on that spaceship so their grandchildren or great grandchildren would have a future on some planet a hundred or two hundred or maybe half a millenia of years into the future.

Would you take it? Would you forsake a life on this planet so your progeny could have a future among the stars? So your descendants could colonize another world?

Would ya do it?

What would you take with you?

What would be your reservation?

What would be your hope for the future?

Tell me, SE++

Volucrisus Aedrius on
«134

Posts

  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i wouldn't take you

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    uh ooooh

    now for 52 pages of people arguing about space program spending

    even from people who live in countries with no actual space programs

    Wren on
    tf2sig.jpg
    TF2 - Wren BF3: Wren-fu
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would

    World as Myth on
    kQwcZLJ.png
  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i would not go to space

    unless snugly wrapped in an astronaut suit.

    also the theme of my high school is space

    Killjoy on
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Space is no good, it's full of pirates.

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
    kFJhXwE.jpgkFJhXwE.jpg
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And I would take the plans to attack earth 10000 years from now

    autono-wally, erotibot300 on
    kFJhXwE.jpgkFJhXwE.jpg
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    Space is no good, it's full of pirates.

    Space Banditos?

    Sonny on
    Untitled-1-1.gif
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nah I wouldn't

    what if by the time I had spent 40 years on that ship

    what if by the time 20 years had passed they invented lightspeed or almost lightspeed

    and i left earth and arrived at alpha centauri in 3 hours

    and you guys still had 15 years to go

    Seph on
    doit.png
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what would you do if you hated the people you were with?

    can't really go home

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Space scares me.

    Macro9 on
    58pwo4vxupcr.png
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well there's the issue of living my entire life in zero gravity, which if I understand correctly would cause muscle atrophy and insanity. So I guess if we invent artificial gravity than yeah I might do it.

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what would you do if you hated the people you were with?

    can't really go home

    Yeah but you'll die long before you get there.

    Its not really about you.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would take an Astropath because otherwise how are we going ot navigate our way through the warp?

    Weaver on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what if everyone died and the ship found nothing

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Space is fucking huge and thinking about it hurts my fragile mind

    Vorus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Space is fucking huge and thinking about it hurts my fragile mind

    Space is getting larger and larger, supposedly

    So eventually your head will explode by thinking about its size

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, from one perspective, it kinda sucks to be stuck on a space shuttle that long.

    On the other hand, inside that space shuttle the entirety of the job description is to survive and have sex.

    Are the ladies on this shuttle hot? This is vital information.

    Vann Diras on
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Better luck next time I guess?

    And no I wouldn't go. I'm perfectly happy where I am

    Sonny on
    Untitled-1-1.gif
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sonny wrote: »
    Campion wrote: »
    Space is no good, it's full of pirates.

    Space Banditos?

    Exactly.

    You think Mexico's just a vacation place? Bet you never heard of their space program. Yeah.

    Campion on
    4484-7718-8470
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would take my painting stuff and paint some of the beautiful visages that we would be presented with past the heliopause.

    Weaver on
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i'd bring my ds

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also I would need a dang good reason to leave my comfortable home to inhabit a new planet

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also I would need a dang good reason to leave my comfortable home to inhabit a new planet

    You could be the first to drill for oil to ship back to the USA.

    Weaver on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also I would need a dang good reason to leave my comfortable home to inhabit a new planet

    You could be the first to drill for oil to ship back to the USA.

    Hell yeah let's do it brah

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also I would need a dang good reason to leave my comfortable home to inhabit a new planet

    You could be the first to drill for oil to ship back to the USA.

    Hell yeah let's do it brah

    We're gonna be space-rich!

    Weaver on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also I would need a dang good reason to leave my comfortable home to inhabit a new planet

    You could be the first to drill for oil to ship back to the USA.

    Hell yeah let's do it brah

    We're gonna be space-rich!

    And we can buy space-beer! And space-hookers! And have a space-party!

    Zombiemambo on
    JKKaAGp.png
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    are we talking near future?

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    can I take over this colony and become king of space?

    Vorus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    can I take over this colony and become king of space?

    over my dead body

    oh wait

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWPFUzxgRU

    Weaver on
  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also I would need a dang good reason to leave my comfortable home to inhabit a new planet

    You could be the first to drill for oil to ship back to the USA.

    Hell yeah let's do it brah

    We're gonna be space-rich!

    And we can buy space-beer! And space-hookers! And have a space-party!


    Sonny on
    Untitled-1-1.gif
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    can I take over this colony and become king of space?

    over my dead body

    oh wait

    you can be my number 2
    you have a classy accent and can work an intercom, right?

    Vorus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd do it in a second

    Here on Earth, I'm just one of six (seven? eight?) billion folk, a world where everything has been done twice over and I will likely never achieve recognition for anything, if I manage to live a "happy" life at all

    If I volunteer to be a part of this hypothetical expedition, best case scenario I boldly establish myself on the first wave of human colonists, really get my name in the history books. Worst case scenario, my name ends up on a monument somewhere and I become among the first corpses to leave the solar system

    Dichotomy on
    0BnD8l3.gif
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    You damn well better jump on that colony ship

    Earth... is burning.

    Kazhiim on
    lost_sig2.png
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    can I take over this colony and become king of space?

    over my dead body

    oh wait

    you can be my number 2
    you have a classy accent and can work an intercom, right?

    will i need to be sober?

    That Dave Fella on
    PSN: ThatDaveFella
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    altpost: fuck alpha centauri

    that's like columbus going around America to try and sail to the moon

    Kazhiim on
    lost_sig2.png
  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    Vorus wrote: »
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    can I take over this colony and become king of space?

    over my dead body

    oh wait

    you can be my number 2
    you have a classy accent and can work an intercom, right?

    will i need to be sober?

    you will need to be drunk

    Vorus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh its not a space shuttle.

    Imagine a huge spacecraft crewed and inhabited by hundreds of people - maybe so many as a thousand.

    Powered by nuclear pulse propulsion.

    An entire mini community aboard. A self sufficient colony with rocket engines strapped to it.

    Variable Star - Robert Heinlein/Spider Robinson

    gurusloth on
Sign In or Register to comment.