Club PA 2.0 has arrived! If you'd like to access some extra PA content and help support the forums, check it out at patreon.com/ClubPA
The image size limit has been raised to 1mb! Anything larger than that should be linked to. This is a HARD limit, please do not abuse it.
Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

[Phalla]First Thirty-Ninth Annual Phalla Awards: Game Over (Wraith Victory)

13468972

Posts

  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Drez walks into the banquet hall wearing one of Ardor's shirts and nothing else.

    'Morning, guys. :p

    Oats on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Did the phalla itself get saved? Or was it just the [chat] with Drez's rage that got saved?

    Unearthly Stew on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    Oatway wrote: »
    Do link it, Drez.

    Linked in the fourth or so post in this thread (the PENDING NOMINATIONS spoiler). Sorry, closed the tab already.
    Man, that reminds me that Pretense hasn't played a phalla in a while.

    TehSpectre on
    Sloth_Sig.png
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Do mini-phallas count?

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes.

    Rend on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    I propose we add an award for the category "best narration".

    Because writing those narrations every night is hard, and writing consistently good, interesting and/or funny narrations is hard work that deserves to be recognized.

    It will be an award. Don't worry.

    I notice some people are confused by the process. Today, we are nominating things for this award. Tomorrow, we will vote on the nominations. Tomorrow, we will also nominate things for the next award.

    thorgot on
    campionthorgotsig.jpg
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I propose we add an award for the category "best narration".

    Because writing those narrations every night is hard, and writing consistently good, interesting and/or funny narrations is hard work that deserves to be recognized.

    It will be an award. Don't worry.

    I notice some people are confused by the process. Today, we are nominating things for this award. Tomorrow, we will vote on the nominations. Tomorrow, we will also nominate things for the next award.

    thorgot, if I'm being perfectly honest with you here, I have to say that I haven't had breakfast yet today.

    Drez on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    Yes.

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


    Wait, sorry about that. If that's true I so don't want to get called out for being a newbe.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Drez wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    I propose we add an award for the category "best narration".

    Because writing those narrations every night is hard, and writing consistently good, interesting and/or funny narrations is hard work that deserves to be recognized.

    It will be an award. Don't worry.

    I notice some people are confused by the process. Today, we are nominating things for this award. Tomorrow, we will vote on the nominations. Tomorrow, we will also nominate things for the next award.

    thorgot, if I'm being perfectly honest with you here, I have to say that I haven't had breakfast yet today.

    I have to agree. What kind of service is this? I thought this place was supposed to have high standards...

    Unearthly Stew on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited May 2008
    Where am I? Why did you force me here?! Wait a minute... there are a whole bunch of villagers standing around... voting for people... OH CRAP! I'm in a Phalla!

    Zerinan on
    6394_970621.png
  • LocusLocus Trust Me AlbanyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Yes.

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


    Wait, sorry about that. If that's true I so don't want to get called out for being a newbe.
    I'm not sure what a newbe is, but you are definitely one.

    Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

    Locus on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright guys, since my role is going to be easily deduced anyway:

    EPIC REVEAL BITCHES
    I AM TOGROHT, THORGOT'S EVIL ALTER EGO.

    WHILE THORGOT GETS TO OPEN UP ONE AWARD FOR NOMINATIONS EACH DAY, I GET TO INTRODUCE AN AWARD OF MY OWN, STARTING DAY 2. NOMINATIONS WILL BE IN PINK

    ALL AWARDS WILL BE PRESENTED TO ME IN THE NARRATIONS REGARDLESS OF WHO WINS

    ALSO EVERYONE MUST BOW DOWN BEFORE ME

    SO SPEAKS TOGROHT

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I love my new god TOGROHT.

    Egos on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Egos wrote: »
    I love my new god TOGROHT.

    Kiss ass. :D

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Well I nominate the care-bears from Phallout. Those who did nothing when we got to the vault.

    I second that nomination. Because seriously, guys. 'Attack the vault or defend the vault. If you do neither, you will all die.'

    'WE CHOOSE NOT TO FIGHT!'

    Brillllliant.

    Rainfall on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    I love my new god TOGROHT.

    Kiss ass. :D

    START BOWING OR FEEL MY WRATH

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Current Nominations

    2 or more (Will be voted upon tomorrow)
    !nominate Psycholarry for leading his enemies to victory in Kingdoms of Phallacia. (This post is his explanation after the game ended.)

    !nominate Rend from the Monks on the Run mini. Rend decided to trust Hylianbunny blindly. Not only was Hylianbunny a Cultist, but he was a thrall as well. The kicker? Rend was the seer.

    Xevo for acting like a moron in PhalLOST.

    !Gumpy from the fresh-in-our-minds Phallastar Phallactica for helping the village turn crushing defeat into epic comeback victory. Supplemental links: Remember that Gumpy is a Cylon (baddie) and thus robotic construct and that two of his allies were on that ship that was gassed. Unrecorded are personal communications between Gumpy and myself and iamtheaznman cluing us in to the nature of the majority of Cylon attack mechanics.

    Visiblehowl for using his 2 vig kills to knock off 4 innocents to prove himself as a village aligned role, only to be used and abused by Precisionk which resulted in a huge, lopsided win for the bad guy team in Space Station 13.

    !LADY ERI


    James for giving up the identity of half of his evil team in PsychoLarry's WWI Phalla in an attempt to meet a secondary win condition.

    the village of Newham for voting for Richy after Shinto came out as a cultist.

    !Drez win that award? The guy got banned for a few weeks over a game. I'd try looking for the angry rants in [chat], but if it isn't in the chat-log then it is probably impossible to find.

    nominate the care-bears from Phallout. Those who did nothing when we got to the vault



    1 Nomination
    Also !nomination for the village in Monks on the Run, for bandwagoning the Jester role even after thorgot (who was co-hosting) came as close as possible to telling them that they were making a huge mistake

    Zot for his day 1 seer antics in Eternal Darkness.

    !Squashua for revealing himself as Dr. Venture even though all the baddies were networked.

    Kovak's reveal of every Company guy in the first Heroes phalla was pretty hilarious too, although the forced reboot was interesting to say the least.

    !The_Lightbringer for posting his role PM even though it was against the rules in the Transformers Phalla. I would even go so far as to say that his actions caused a domino effect that ultimately doomed the Autobots. Regardless, having all our roles revealed to the Decepticons didn't help us none.

    nominate CoreGoon for essentially leaking the identities of a number of good specials to the Cylons in the recently finished Phallastar Phallactica...and in one of the first days, too.

    !nominate Prince Rhaegar's hilarious MetsitluC river claim.

    Elendil nominates himself, for the end of Rishiri. When our last seer kicked the bucket, right after seering us, we decided to just say fuck it and go public. This actually succeeded, as I ended up being networked to a guardian as a result. The game looked like it was about to turn around, until we failed to root out the last monster. On the final day, I was the sole confirmed villager, and, lacking any real hunches, flipped a coin between DevoutlyApatheic and RainOPain to die to the vote. (It was Aroduc.)

    thorgot on
    campionthorgotsig.jpg
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I nominate the entire !Transformers PHALLA for having the worst player networks ever leading to not just one dramatic turn around, but three.

    Edit: as far as my vote goes, it's going to be a tough call between WWI James and the Phallout carebears.

    delroland on
    EVE: Online - the most fun you will ever have not playing a game.
    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    I love my new god TOGROHT.

    Kiss ass. :D

    START BOWING OR FEEL MY WRATH

    Um, your avatar is all wrong. Everyone knows evil Thorgot has a goatee and is decidedly not-upside-down.

    delroland on
    EVE: Online - the most fun you will ever have not playing a game.
    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I second the nomination for !Zot

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    I nominate the entire !Transformers PHALLA for having the worst player networks ever leading to not just one dramatic turn around, but three.

    Edit: as far as my vote goes, it's going to be a tough call between WWI James and the Phallout carebears.

    I was thinking about that, but I won that game so Transformer Phalla was sweet. And at the start there was some good moves made. You should so vote for Phallout - WTF! we can win as a group.

    players - Naw, lets not.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    TOGROHT wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Egos wrote: »
    I love my new god TOGROHT.

    Kiss ass. :D

    START BOWING OR FEEL MY WRATH

    Um, your avatar is all wrong. Everyone knows evil Thorgot has a goatee and is decidedly not-upside-down.

    ME AM TOGROHT

    ME GROW GOATEE OFF

    YOU NOT MAKE FUN OF ME

    Cold Salmon and Hatred on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zot needs an award named after him. The "vote for Zot for LOLZ" award. I like Zot but he got a bad rep in phallas. And as a newbie I knew that a Zot vote wouldn't get you killed. That is an epic day one bandwagon.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I !retract my nomination for Zot in the Eternal Darkness Phalla

    Instead, I nominate !Zot for the Secret Phalla where he practically handed the Archon team into Teserack hands

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Locus wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    Yes.

    YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!


    Wait, sorry about that. If that's true I so don't want to get called out for being a newbe.
    I'm not sure what a newbe is, but you are definitely one.

    Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
    I just caught this - and Locus, no cake for you! And The Christmas Phalla was cool even thought I died day 1 just for my handle.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Green wrote: »
    I !retract my nomination for Zot in the Eternal Darkness Phalla

    Instead, I nominate !Zot for the Secret Phalla where he practically handed the Archon team into Teserack hands
    Screw that phalla!

    I had been playing phallas for an entire year and I didn't get invited to play that one.

    Hell, people I had never seen play before got invited.

    Boo. Booooooooooooo.

    TehSpectre on
    Sloth_Sig.png
  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I find all this terribly confusing.

    But I'm in, of course.

    Bliss 101 on
    MSL59.jpg
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    delroland wrote: »
    I nominate the entire !Transformers PHALLA for having the worst player networks ever leading to not just one dramatic turn around, but three.

    Edit: as far as my vote goes, it's going to be a tough call between WWI James and the Phallout carebears.
    Except that the Decepticons had an awesome "true" network that lead the team to victory.

    Lead by Mixmaster, of course.

    TehSpectre on
    Sloth_Sig.png
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There was a secret phalla?

    Rend on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I find all this terribly confusing.

    But I'm in, of course.
    There's no signups, dude.

    Of course anyone would know that... except a bad guy!

    I !vote Bliss 101

    Richy on
    sig.gif
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rend wrote: »
    There was a secret phalla?
    Slightly before your time my good man.

    TehSpectre on
    Sloth_Sig.png
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh, I second Kovak's fuckup in the Heroes phalla.


    It was so bad that the fucking game had to be rebooted.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So we can nominate people from games we GMed? That gives me a few more ideas...

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    There was a secret phalla?
    Slightly before your time my good man.

    Duly noted.

    Rend on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Rend wrote: »
    There was a secret phalla?
    Slightly before your time my good man.

    There was a secret phalla? Where/what was it?

    Last Son on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It was done almost entirely through PMs and proboards, and people were 'recruited' at random through PMs by the GM's alt account.

    I still don't know entirely how it worked, but there were two factions killing at random, with no way of knowing who was in the game or not.

    The updates were posted at random in assorted threads.

    It was madness, and at the same time, awesome.


    Assorted roster from across all the boards, I think.

    cj iwakura on
    9LlOwgn.png
    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, that explains the nonsensical PM I got once.

    Elendil on
  • LaOsLaOs Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh shit, that's what that was? I remember the random posts in D&D [Chat]. That was just bizarre.

    LaOs on
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I find all this terribly confusing.

    But I'm in, of course.
    There's no signups, dude.

    Of course anyone would know that... except a bad guy!

    I !vote Bliss 101
    Interesting idea.

    We should follow up on it.

    Tomorrow. !vote Richy

    Elendil on
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    delroland wrote: »
    I nominate the entire !Transformers PHALLA for having the worst player networks ever leading to not just one dramatic turn around, but three.

    Edit: as far as my vote goes, it's going to be a tough call between WWI James and the Phallout carebears.
    Except that the Decepticons had an awesome "true" network that lead the team to victory.

    Lead by Mixmaster, of course.

    Yeah, the Decepticons were doing great behind the scenes, most of it occured in my PM box. God that was a tedious game, but fun still. Getting caught between B:L and Squashua fire was fun let me tell you. D:

    Vote Megatron.

    Infidel on
    OrokosPA.png
    Play D&D 4e? :: Check out Orokos and upload your Character Builder sheet! :: Orokos Dice Roller
    The PhalLounge :: Chat board for Critical Failures IRC! :: #CriticalFailures and #mafia on irc.slashnet.org
Sign In or Register to comment.