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[Phalla]First Thirty-Ninth Annual Phalla Awards: Game Over (Wraith Victory)

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If I don't win for best player, I am a shoe-in for the most hardcore player.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    doug_grammar wrote: »
    If I don't win Worst I'm going to be so peeved off.

    had you been more active, you would've known that Worst Player has already been given to Xevo!

    You were nominated, though!

    When I read this I cracked up. It is delicious.

    I feel so bad, but for some reason phallas keep slipping my mind.

    Was Xevo there to recieve his lovely award?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    He would have been ripped apart.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    After Day Two.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Anywhere. Anytime.

    Xevo is probably the most hated phalla player ever.

    You lucked out and became a meme.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm a meme? Seriously?

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yeah, if someone is being inactive we refer to them as a doug grammar.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ... That's terrible.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey man, it's your own fault.

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Obbi wrote: »
    We determined that a Best Host award wouldn't be open to much discussion, as the idea of a competent host is laughable.

    It's all been dumb luck.

    And Obbi just made me feel bad. I thought I was a good host.

    Me too... me too.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Have to vote for the Lady Eri, especially after that last performance. Christ.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I kind wanna pull a cheap shot out of my pocket to help me win this award.

    Then again, I want to win the award by my own merit, since people don't seem to remember.

    I'm super conflicted.

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    If it was worthy, it would be memorable.

    I AM THE SPECTER, AND TEHSPECTRE IS A BAD GUY LIKE VISHNUB. VOTE FOR THEM.

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    doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Hey man, it's your own fault.


    !blame everybody else but myself

    What's really terrible is the fact I can't ever join another Phalla.

    One day somebody's going to make that damn Avatar Phalla and I am going to miss out >: (

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    Seriously wrote: »
    !Zamoderator

    Has any other alt sown such strife across the forum?

    Zamoderator was pretty awesome.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Rygar wrote: »
    If it was worthy, it would be memorable.
    Ouch.

    Edit: Doug, I like to think we are a forgiving sort.

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    HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not. Let him burn in the pits of inactivity.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh god these votes are going to cause friction

    I know it

    I'm going to keep well away from voting anyone into a better slot then anyone else

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    Lady EriLady Eri Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I vote for myself, Lady Eri. Everyone always seers me on night one anyway.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Idi Admin of course. :P

    !Nerissa for best player because I nominated her anyway and come on.

    !Phallapolis for best phalla. <3'd that game.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Best Phalla?

    I'm going to vote for Fullmetal Phalla as the beginning of my villainous career. It was pretty fun, and Mustang killing Ed on Day 1 was pretty priceless.

    Shame us Homonculi didn't win. I felt bad about screwing up because I was a newbie.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm going to agree with Aldo, !Phallopolis was the most fun I've had playing a phalla.

    It was top notch.

    Also, you guys are getting your colors mixed up.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ardor coaxed me into pulling out the stops.

    I am the best phalla player due to the fact that my little brother died halfway through the Caves Phalla and I stayed in the game, tricked everyone, and won the first neutral victory ever won at that point.

    That's dedication.

    Not to mention I am amazingly trustable for some reason. Well, only when I am evil. People never seem to trust me when I am a goodie.

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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tehspectre.

    Folks like me cannot compare.

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am keeping my vote on the !Entire playerbase.

    I think everyone is the best.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Let me just say that everyone voting for the entire player base is a pansy and I love them

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !nominate Phasion Phalla

    cuz I'm a rebel

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    VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm going to vote for the Phalliad tomorrow, but I think Choose Your Own Phalla deserves a nomination.

    Also, TehSpectre

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Entire playerbase.

    Because there's no ME in TEAM.

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    There is, however, a ME in MacSpectre.

    Let it not be said that I don't take responsibility for my creations.

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    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
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    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !TehSpectre
    !Vampire: The Masquerade

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    TehSpectre, not because of the reminder though, but because he is the best.
    I remembered. :(

    I must also nominate the two favorite games which I remember, Psycholarry1's Phallopolis (the comic book game) and Hylianbunny's Zodiac Phalla (Phinal Phallacy Tactics).

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    LignisseLignisse Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Lady Eri sets a standard for bad guy finding that the rest of us can only hope to aspire to.

    As for best Phalla, I'm going to nominate precisionk's !Insane Asylum Phalla.

    Good times were had.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    !Entire playerbase.

    because of Ragnarok phalla I can't vote you TS, I hope you understand ):

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    (The Eri voting is very silly, by the way. ._.)

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    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know, I think I'm going to change my vote from phallapolis to Ad Astra Per Phalla.

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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    (The Eri voting is very silly, by the way. ._.)
    yeah, she never impressed me much. :?

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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aldo wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    (The Eri voting is very silly, by the way. ._.)
    yeah, she never impressed me much. :?

    While Eri is not a very well rounded player, she is extremely good at what she does, and thus while I wouldn't agree with an Eri vote I'd consider it valid.

    Voting for the entire playerbase on the other hand is a lousy cop-out and anyone who does so (other than TehSpectre, who is being magnanimous) is a doodyhead.

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    tuxkamentuxkamen really took this picture. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FunkyWaltDogg wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    tuxkamen wrote: »
    (The Eri voting is very silly, by the way. ._.)
    yeah, she never impressed me much. :?

    While Eri is not a very well rounded player, she is extremely good at what she does, and thus while I wouldn't agree with an Eri vote I'd consider it valid.

    Voting for the entire playerbase on the other hand is a lousy cop-out and anyone who does so (other than TehSpectre, who is being magnanimous) is a doodyhead.

    I say this because, going only by the games I played with her (three or four), she was very good/lucky once, very bad/unlucky once, and a non-factor once. Maybe I'm missing some incredible stuff, but that doesn't scream 'best' to me.

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    Games: Ad Astra Per Phalla | Choose Your Own Phalla
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Thus, the others all die before tuxkamen dies to the vote. Hence, tuxkamen survives, village victory.
    3DS: 2406-5451-5770
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Her performance in The Phalliad wasn't just a fluke, she did something quite similar in Night Watch.

    Also, I didn't mean to imply I thought she was the best, just that voting for her is not silly.

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