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Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
I'm pretty sure you guys have seen commercials for this.

But pizza hut (the place that makes pizzas) now does pasta too (something that isn't pizza).

And it's fucking delicious.

This shit is better than the pizza! And it comes with breadsticks! Holy shit!

And it's enough for 3 people! Or 2-3 meals! Holy balls!

Seriously fucking delicious.

I'm gonna put the rest of this in the fridge.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    enjoy your heart attacks

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    why not call it pasta hut

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    more like pizza butt

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i eat fast food maybe 3 or 4 days a week

    i should probably stop that if i want to live past 65

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    why not call it pasta hut

    shit I dunno

    I ain't in PR

    I got a marketing degree

    lay off my grill, home-slice

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i eat fast food maybe 3 or 4 days a week

    i should probably stop that if i want to live past 45

    fixed

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    And before anyone else makes this joke.

    Pizza the Hutt!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I call it pizza butt

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hasn't Pizza Hut always done pasta? They've got this noodle and meatsauce and macaroni and cheese stuff during the lunch buffet.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    munkus someone in marketing once said to me

    the basic thing to do is to convince people one or more of 3 things:

    that they're fat

    that they're ugly

    that they're stupid

    and that their product will fix them

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Munkus you have given in to the man.

    The man of shit-food.

    My point is, Munkus,

    I am going to kick your colon-less ass the next time we meet.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    munkus someone in marketing once said to me

    the basic thing to do is to convince people one or more of 3 things:

    that they're fat

    that they're ugly

    that they're stupid

    and that their product will fix them

    Pizza Hut does not fix those things.

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    munkus someone in marketing once said to me

    the basic thing to do is to convince people one or more of 3 things:

    that they're fat

    that they're ugly

    that they're stupid

    and that their product will fix them

    Pizza Hut does not fix those things.

    ok also hungry I guess

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    pizza hut makes you smart, thin, and beautiful

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Munkus I am going to slam your face into Bogey's ass

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I would argue that pizza hut makes you fat and ugly. And eventually stupid if the malnutrition sets in.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Munkus I am going to slam your face into Bogey's ass

    Why must you say these things.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was very wary of this Pasta Hut stuff

    But I tried some, and it was pretty good, or at least better than I expected

    I haven't had the chicken alfredo one yet though, that might be better or worse

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    supposedly fast food is so void of nutrition

    it steals nutrition your body already had before you ate it

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Munkus I am going to slam your face into Bogey's ass

    Why must you say these things.

    The prophecy must be recorded.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Munkus I am going to slam your face into Bogey's ass

    Why must you say these things.
    Because it's fun to watch people get their hopes up?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I was very wary of this Pasta Hut stuff

    But I tried some, and it was pretty good, or at least better than I expected

    I haven't had the chicken alfredo one yet though, that might be better or worse

    that's the one i had

    sooooo good

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Munkus I am going to slam your face into Bogey's ass

    Why must you say these things.

    The prophecy must be recorded.

    That's a threat! That isn't a prophecy! That isn't a prophecy at all!

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The best fast food is Arby's.

    But the best taste-to-value ratio is at Wendy's.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Burger Shot

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    do they shoot burgers at you

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    welcome to burger shot mothafuckaaa

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you know pasta is like the quickest thing to prepare in the world

    and then you dont have to eat pizza hut

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Burger Shot

    Welcome to Burger Chot

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    They are bleeding with taste.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarantino's Mothafuckin' Pizza Rolls

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    Tarantino's Mothafuckin' Pizza Rolls

    They are made inside out!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you be working at burger shot, and put the song on the PA system, and just be like


    EVERYDAY I'M...HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLE HUSTLIN HUSTLIN HUSTLE HUSTLIN HUSTLIN

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The best fast food is Arby's.

    But the best taste-to-value ratio is at Wendy's.

    Arby's is disgusting.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    you know pasta is like the quickest thing to prepare in the world

    and then you dont have to eat pizza hut

    I ain't boiling no damn water fuck you.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PASTA

    FROM PIZZA HUT!?

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    tacobell is tasty fast food

    anyone try those pizzahut 5 dollar pizzas

    are they total shit

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    taco bell is the best fast food ever

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    taco bell is cheap asswipemeat

    What in the fuck would possess you to think that taco bell is the best

    Unless your tongue was made of fuckin sandpaper

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    The best fast food is Arby's.

    But the best taste-to-value ratio is at Wendy's.

    Arby's is disgusting.

    Arby's is effing amazing.

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