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Myanmar PAX?

laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Volunteer work in Myanmar is totally doable, guys. The thing is, it's easier in some ways to get in as a "tourist" than an aid-worker. This is strongly discouraged by most aid organizations because it's kinda stupid and dangerous.

The hardest part is logistics- figuring out what's needed where and how best to get it there. That is pretty much undoable without some sort of experienced staff. The idea is to go there with healthy people and cash, use the healthy people for labor, the cash for supplies needed to perform the labor. If some of these people have experience in disaster relief, construction, medicine, or another applicable field, all's the better. I know this has been done successfully with US disasters. The biggest barrier in this case would be the government, but it sounds like they're relaxing a bit as of yesterday. Once we're in we should be able to work.

You would need a visa. If you've ever in any way been associated with any form of press, they'll deny it. Other than that, Information varies. It'll likely take two weeks or more, we'll need an itenerary (we may just need to give cities and flight numbers, we may need to give hotels and daily visits, the former is much more likely for a standard tourist visa), a work history (to prove you're not a reporter or government agent or something), a passport valid up through six months from the date you plan to depart, some photos, and a handful of other forms.

If we convert currency on the open market and avoid official government tourist hotels and restaurants, you can visit on twenty dollars a day, easily. Travel would be about eighty dollars each way from Bangkok, plus whatever it'll cost you to get to Bangkok. I'm flying out of the Midwest and expecting between fifteen hundred and two thousand round trip, depending on departure dates and airport choice. West-Coasters will have it a little cheaper, Asians even cheaper than that. I don't know about the Brits. I don't plan on paying for it myself. I've done fundraisers for similar sorts of things before. Everyone I know is either poor or really tight-assed, so you guys should be able to raise enough easy.

The dates and length of stay depends on how long the visas take and who all's going. Twenty-eight days is the absolute max the visa will allow.

Are you coming with me, or are you a pussy?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    nah

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    if they didn't want to get killed by a twister they should've moved out of the way

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    nah

    pussy

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    honestly I don't care whose anmar it is

    I'm not going

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    how many child whores can i get for one (american) dollar

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    what the shit is this?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fuck that.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, you guys aren't nearly suicidal enough.

    Be more suicidal, guys.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i want child prostitutes

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i want child prostitutes

    Who doesn't?

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    kusu, you'd be kidnapped and have your feet bound

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    do i get to carry a gun

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i know i don't not want child prostitutes

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    kusu, you'd be kidnapped and have your feet bound

    no man see they thrive on child prostitution in burma


    it's the entire basis of their economy

    it is why their money is referred to as "nyon hao chu" which means "child rape dollars"

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    this isn't burma

    this is myanmar

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    it's the same country

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Phonehand wrote: »
    do i get to carry a gun

    If you can get it in the country, go right ahead.

    They may consider you a foreign spy and have you tried on charges of espionage, though.

    The prisons there are unpleasant.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was reading about how Myanmar is basically barring aid groups from getting into the country

    that is wack

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    saying that it's myanmar and not burma is like saying no it is nippon it is not japan kawaii desu desu ~_~

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    this isn't burma

    this is myanmar

    been a long time gone burma

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    kusu, kids are so boring in the sack. They're just like "waaah, buy me toys. waaaah, when do I get a cookie? waaaah, these handcuffs chafe."

    And I'm like, what 8-year-old says "chafe"?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    saying that it's myanmar and not burma is like saying no it is nippon it is not japan kawaii desu desu ~_~

    kusu you are being pretty dumb here

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i don't know why i'm posting those

    sorry i'll stop

    fuck it i have the top of the page
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    kusu, kids are so boring in the sack. They're just like "waaah, buy me toys. waaaah, when do I get a cookie? waaaah, these handcuffs chafe."

    And I'm like, what 8-year-old says "chafe"?

    this is horrifyingly erotic

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I was reading about how Myanmar is basically barring aid groups from getting into the country

    that is wack

    That's why it's easier to get in as a tourist.

    Aid groups are evil representatives of foreign governments trying to incite the people to rebel. Tourists are stupid rich people who'll give the government lots of American dollars because they don't realize that the market rate two hundred to two hundred fifty times higher than the one they give you at the official government-run banks and exchange kiosks.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I gotta tell you

    China (and most of asia in general) is probably the last place I'd ever want to take a vacation to, let alone go work in

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    saying that it's myanmar and not burma is like saying no it is nippon it is not japan kawaii desu desu ~_~

    kusu you are being pretty dumb here

    centipede we have had this discussion before

    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I hate it when I have to figure out if someone is serious or not on the internet

    I am usually wrong

    if kusu is posting
    is it about the cure
    no-> not serious
    yes -> is it about how great they are
    yes -> SERIOUS
    no-> JOKING

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you just had that ready didn't you

    ready to highlight my terrible memory

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If I don't get someone to go with me, I'll probably do something really stupid and get myself killed.

    I will hold each and every one of you personally responsible.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    you just had that ready didn't you

    ready to highlight my terrible memory

    it took me forever to find it

    i knew it had the word "cure" in it

    but it didn't give me that post when i searched for "cure"

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    If I don't get someone to go with me, I'll probably do something really stupid and get myself killed.

    I will hold each and every one of you personally responsible.

    maybe then we can get some child prostitution threads going, JEEZ

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If I don't get someone to go with me, I'll probably do something really stupid and get myself killed.

    I will hold each and every one of you personally responsible.

    man, I have to go to work that day

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2008
    im a pussy

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    saying that it's myanmar and not burma is like saying no it is nippon it is not japan kawaii desu desu ~_~

    not really

    a lot of bumese people prefer burma, since it's the junta that changed the name

    there's a political connotation

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    saying that it's myanmar and not burma is like saying no it is nippon it is not japan kawaii desu desu ~_~

    not really

    a lot of bumese people prefer burma, since it's the junta that changed the name

    there's a political connotation

    if kusu is posting
    is it about the cure
    no-> not serious
    yes -> is it about how great they are
    yes -> SERIOUS
    no-> JOKING

    i've highlighted the part that concerns you

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    saying that it's myanmar and not burma is like saying no it is nippon it is not japan kawaii desu desu ~_~

    not really

    a lot of bumese people prefer burma, since it's the junta that changed the name

    there's a political connotation

    if kusu is posting
    is it about the cure
    no-> not serious
    yes -> is it about how great they are
    yes -> SERIOUS
    no-> JOKING

    i've highlighted the part that concerns you

    this is even dumber now than when you first posted it

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    kusu here is a joke about how people make jokes about achewood/the cure

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