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get me STARS on the phone immediately

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
fucking zombies are real dudes!

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”



and the worst part is these dudes is like umbrella corp

these dudes wrote:
General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

yeah right general serey

fuck you guys what are you gonna do when the zombie outbreak kills your loved ones and suckles on their sweet delicious innerbrains?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    fucking zombies are real dudes!

    http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”



    and the worst part is these dudes is like umbrella corp

    these dudes wrote:
    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    yeah right general serey

    fuck you guys what are you gonna do when the zombie outbreak kills your loved ones and suckles on their sweet delicious innerbrains?

    wait two hours?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    goin to shotgun store

    brb

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm going to go ahead and tell you that this is not actually from BBC

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    and so it begins

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    shut up man bbc said there are zombies motherfucker

    you want them eatin' your kids and scarin' away your salmon, that's your problem

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm heading for the hills. See you fellas later.

    edit:

    nvm

    April 1ST 2005.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    isn't this old

    i remember hearing about this a couple years ago, some country around india or something

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Last Updated: Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    t javen what if they perfect the strain making an unstoppable machine of bone and flesh and hunger

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    hi guys

    how are you

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You almost got me though. Good try.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Last Updated: Friday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK

    thanatos this is no time for logic

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it would be way cooler if this was real

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey I bet they are going to attach cybernetic parts to these dead bodies and use them in the war

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I need to find someone with keys to the mall

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    both old and not a very good hoax

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    good thing I bought my zombie survival guide

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    t javen what if they perfect the strain making an unstoppable machine of bone and flesh and hunger

    man just spray water at them

    it works for dogs

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fuck STARS

    Get me Pony

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This is so awesome. For a while I was worried the apocalypse was going to be boring.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I do love the fake news

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Heya orik

    might fine thread here

    mighty fine

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    t javen what if they perfect the strain making an unstoppable machine of bone and flesh and hunger

    man just spray water at them

    it works for dogs

    no zombie that is a bad zombie we do not pee on the rug

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    This is so awesome. For a while I was worried the apocalypse was going to be boring.

    god yes man chainsaws and homemade SCUD missiles

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Did you guys know that it totally wasn't a plane that hit the Pentagon on September 11th

    My uncle is a scientist

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think we need Zomcon to save the day

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    alright

    let's head to the Winchester, mates

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Did you guys know that it totally wasn't a plane that hit the Pentagon on September 11th

    My uncle is a scientist

    yeah well my uncle is a terrorist and he was on that plane

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Did you guys know that it totally wasn't a plane that hit the Pentagon on September 11th

    My uncle is a scientist

    my brother works at MIT

    he will hack your computer

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited May 2008
    65.127.124.6 is not bbc.co.uk/news/

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So wait, this is caused by a strain of malaria in mosquitoes, yet the parasites are causing the heart to restart? So the mosquitoes are just hanging around on a person for like 2 hours keeping its heart around?

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  • Harpy PrinceHarpy Prince Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BahamutZERO wrote: »
    both old and not a very good hoax
    In my defense I trusted BBC in being a legitimate news source. Fool me once you tea sipping bastards....



    Seriously though. Cambodian jungles. You know crazy shit be happening there.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This one time I hacked a computer looking for a new videogame but it turns out it was a military computer designed to wage nuclear war and oh shit I almost destroyed America

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Luckily american zombie films have gotten the country so incredibly paranoid about an undead apocalypse that everyone would be really quick to resort to mass killings.

    britain would be fucked

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We should all go shamble around and bite some people

    Fake zombie apocalypse

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
    Heya orik

    might fine thread here

    mighty fine

    yeah

    i agree

    i can't think of anything to say about it

    is anyone else having trouble getting to facebook?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I mean, if you're going to make a fake story, at least have it make sense.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
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    WHY NOT TELL LOUIS ARMSTRONG TO HIS FACE???

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    This one time I hacked a computer looking for a new videogame but it turns out it was a military computer designed to wage nuclear war and oh shit I almost destroyed America

    the only way to win is to not download video games

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kantankeris wrote: »
    This is so awesome. For a while I was worried the apocalypse was going to be boring.

    god yes man chainsaws and homemade SCUD missiles

    just give me a hammer and a bottle of johnny walker and i will whip you up the best SCUD missle

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