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Guess what movie came out on DVD two days ago (may be slightly NSFW)

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  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Cerrius wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    No, well... you get to see a tooth.

    And her tits.

    Also lots of dicks.
    Both severed and non-severed


    The part with the dog is priceless.

    I like when she's with that one dude.

    And she's all *CHOMP* *roll eyes* shit

    Yes, this!

    I'm going to watch this again!
    OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE! VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATAAAAAAAAAAAA...

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, I need to see this movie.

    Oh shit!
    Does her vagina bite her gynecologist's hand off?

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I watched that youtube video

    I'm not sure what to think right now

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wait so

    they made vagina dentata: the movie?

    I hate you

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This movie looks so fucking shit.

    But for some reason, I want to see it.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    NSFW I guess I'll hold you to the pizza thing for another time.

    Reminds me of House of Leaves a lot actually. Except instead of a house its like a vagina.

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited May 2008
    Oh my god I am so goddamn glad to hear that this is a good movie, I've been looking forward to it for ages.

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  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It is excellent!

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahahahaha 1:20

    Hugh Laurie!

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  • ProcrastinatorProcrastinator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What?

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Youtube vid last page

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    wait so

    they made vagina dentata: the movie?

    I hate you

    what

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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Couldn't guys, y'know, just stick it her pooper? I'm just sayin', is all.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    INAPPROPRIATE APOSTRO-wait

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FCD wrote: »
    Couldn't guys, y'know, just stick it her pooper? I'm just sayin', is all.
    She doesn't really CHOMP unless she's angry/tense.

    So you can bang her so long as she likes it.

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  • Stevo 22Stevo 22 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That was a really fun movie. She's a cute actress and I will see whatever she's in next.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw this movie with a male dentist

    he looked horrified the whole time and was totally silent, except when they found the tooth and talked for like eight seconds about it

    then he scoffed quietly

    then back into horrified silence

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    FCD wrote: »
    Couldn't guys, y'know, just stick it her pooper? I'm just sayin', is all.

    I watched this tonight with two good friends of mine. That was like the first observation that we made.

    Also, I was not expecting to see that many severed penises in my entire lifetime, let alone in the span of two hours. The movie was really well done though. What was the budget on it anyhow?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    FCD wrote: »
    Couldn't guys, y'know, just stick it her pooper? I'm just sayin', is all.
    She doesn't really CHOMP unless she's angry/tense.

    So you can bang her so long as she likes it.


    So basically she's evolved with an anti-rape mechanism? OH SHI-

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pretty much.

    It's like the Rapex

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    How paranoid would a person be to insert an anti-rape condom in their vagina, everyday, before they go out?

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What about that one fat chick who thinks she's hot shit and buys 'em cuz obviously every guy wants to rape her, but then she goes out and gets shitfaced and some poor soul gets drunk enough to fuck her and she completely forgets that it was in there?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    fat bitches need lovin' too, Craig

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    What about that one fat chick who thinks she's hot shit and buys 'em cuz obviously every guy wants to rape her, but then she goes out and gets shitfaced and some poor soul gets drunk enough to fuck her and she completely forgets that it was in there?
    I'm going to go out on a limb and say never in this history of time has this happened.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But it's plausable.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    No it isn't.

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why not?

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seems like those anti-rape things would turn a rape into a murder after the raper gets pissed.

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  • FawltyFawlty new member
    edited May 2008
    Seriously, the chances of a girl getting raped are the same as getting hit by lightning in that, it'll happen if you're being stupid enough to bring it upon yourself; like holding a tall metal pole or going to a frat party.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    SOMEONE BITE OFF MY DICK

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  • ronzoronzo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fawlty wrote: »
    Seriously, the chances of a girl getting raped are the same as getting hit by lightning in that, it'll happen if you're being stupid enough to bring it upon yourself; like holding a tall metal pole or going to a frat party.

    i hope the cat finds this post

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    what are the goriest parts of the bible

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fawlty wrote: »
    Seriously, the chances of a girl getting raped are the same as getting hit by lightning in that, it'll happen if you're being stupid enough to bring it upon yourself; like holding a tall metal pole or going to a frat party.

    yeah this is a joke right

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sheesh, y'all are slow.
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    or no one cares, it could be that.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    it's a dumb joke

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  • FawltyFawlty new member
    edited May 2008
    ronzo wrote: »
    Fawlty wrote: »
    Seriously, the chances of a girl getting raped are the same as getting hit by lightning in that, it'll happen if you're being stupid enough to bring it upon yourself; like holding a tall metal pole or going to a frat party.

    i hope the cat finds this post

    The wording I chose was poor, it meant more of the randomness of it... and that going to frat parties were a good way to get raped.


    Ah fuck it, I'll just delete myself.

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That was a great first post, man

    Off to a fantastic start

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    i'm pretty sure a woman getting raped wouldn't feel much/any pain

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sheesh, y'all are slow.
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    or no one cares, it could be that.
    hahahahaaaa

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    sneak tibet: I'M MAKING FUN OF A HAHAHAHA
    sneak tibet: holy SHIT i'm edgy
    sneak tibet: masturbating all over myself
    sneak tibet: eating sandwiches
    sneak tibet: BAHEAHHARHARHAHR

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