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All entries are due by 11:59:59 p.m. EST the day before your battle is set to take place. By the way, EST stands for Eastern Standard Time, which is one of many timezones that are rumored to form the temporal makeup of our planet.
FURTHER CLARIFICATION: IF THE DATE SAYS MAY 14TH, YOUR ENTRY IS DUE BEFORE THE END OF MAY13TH, EASTERN TIME. IN GENERAL, IF THE DATE SAYS MONTHNAME Nth THEN YOUR ENTRY IS DUE BY THE END OF MONTHNAME (N-1)th, EASTERN TIME. MAYBE HOW IT WAS PHRASED BEFORE WAS CONFUSING. I DON'T KNOW. MOST PEOPLE GOT IT.
If hosting is required, I will not provide it, so make sure you've got it set up on something that won't crap out on you. If one of those "bandwidth exceeded" messages pops up, the battle will
not be put on hold and you will most likely get proper fucked in the poll (pro tip: some people last time were smart enough to set up a mirror or two, when needed).
If you don't submit an entry on time -- or at least some link to a bandwidth problem image -- you will be shot. A lot. Before you hit the ground after being pushed out of a plane. Happy scheming.
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Tomorrow.
think about it
that's because I still haven't finished it
multiplying zero by any number is still zero
no pressure
A dirge for yourself.
it's not hard to comprehend
i am in love with you
Damn, how long is it?
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this
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I WANT TO SEE BLOOOOOOD
there may be urine
This ain't over, PotU
bzzzzzzzzzktunkbzzzzzzzzzzzzzchkack
something set me off
you know if you're ever had that time you had a complete breakdown?
yeah
mine was pretty bad
set off by something SO minor
but now I'm over it
also i bought everyone Mcdonalds and we watched Kingdom of Men
so HAH fuck you basic human chemistry I BEAT YOU AGAIN
just had to dump them, get over it, and stop being a drunk vagina
punch it in the stomach and then pee on its head
it might cause some things tomorrow
although probably not
but in the meantime I am drinking more
you know I always understood those dudes that drank to forget
and now I realize that they're trying to forget stupid shit they've said to people they have to see everyday
seriously, this one chick I know is probably going to kick me in the balls tomorrow because I talked her ear off for like an hour about REALLY stupid shit
like I don't even smoke weed and this was like the real retarded shit you say when high
but I was DRUNK and going NUTS
ah well, I think she knows I was just freaking the fuck out about general things and won't take any of my inane rambling in stride
tell you what, though. Seriously dudes, don't let your shit build up. I did, and I vented on someone that really didn't need it. Man I owe everyone a good time.
I used 23 years of bottling tonight
and woah I am lucky I am with friends that haven't been with me my whole life
if I'd have done this around family this would have been state-changing shit
seriously my brain just overloaded with retarded shit and just BABBLED for a while. By the time I knew what was going on I'd been talking for like 50 minutes
that's shitty
my brain STOPPED, piled up a bunch of shit to say, and went the fuck away for the better part of an hour
that's terrifying
sending now~~~
glad to see you're okay.
don't hurt yourself with shit like that. i've blacked out from breaking down and stabbed myself in the leg and done other things. but i usually end up just having to glue something back together afterwards, so i try not to
decisions, decisions!
I'm going to be the guy that kills himself and everyone that knows him will be like "I had no idea there was anything wrong!"
not going to stab myself I mean woah
just vented for a little
which is tied to events which happened the night before
but man I am over whatever the fuck happened tonight
and I talked to the chick from tonight and she's cool so it was a generic vent + forget thing
which is aaawesome
I'm going to die in a fire because the last time my fire alarm went off it was 3am and I smashed it with a baseball bat and went back to bed.