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I just watched The Orphanage and it was pretty damn good.
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At first, when it showed Simon "come back alive", I thought it was completely cheap and it almost ruined the movie for me. Then I realised that Laura was actually also dead.
I was actually surprised at how sad the ending was.
The Orphanage was most excellent. Saw it because of recommendations from here. Hrm, in fact, i coulda sworn a thread was started months back. still, super good movie.
during the first half hour of this film i found myself unsure of how to react when the orphanage was not filled with vapid teenagers rubbing each other with butter then being dismembered by radiation victims from a nearby uranium mine.
regardless it is a fucking amazing suspense genre film and i am all kinds of fucked up in the potato department after this one. potatoes are borderline creepy vegetables to begin with let alone with spanish children using the bags as masks
My favorite part is when the husband gets to first base with the old lady
I'm just kidding, that wasn't my favorite part.
Saw this in the theaters a while ago. Good movie.
When I went to buy the tickets the kid in the box office told me it was in spanish. I knew this and I asked if there were subtitles, he said no. I went in anyways because I know spanish but there were subtitles anyways! Crazy!
I was really bothered by the Ctrl-Alt-Del-style ending.
I think it would have been enough for Laura to be reunited with Simon, and take care of the kids. I didn't need the tombstone scene to confirm that she was dead. It seemed like Guillermo del Toro was trying to keep people from complaining about a "vague ending", like they did with Pan's Labyrinth.
Other than that, I thought the movie was great. It's one of the scariest movies I've ever seen, really.
I was really bothered by the Ctrl-Alt-Del-style ending.
I think it would have been enough for Laura to be reunited with Simon, and take care of the kids. I didn't need the tombstone scene to confirm that she was dead. It seemed like Guillermo del Toro was trying to keep people from complaining about a "vague ending", like they did with Pan's Labyrinth.
Other than that, I thought the movie was great. It's one of the scariest movies I've ever seen, really.
It was a good movie, but it wasn't that scary.
At all, really.
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I was really bothered by the Ctrl-Alt-Del-style ending.
I think it would have been enough for Laura to be reunited with Simon, and take care of the kids. I didn't need the tombstone scene to confirm that she was dead. It seemed like Guillermo del Toro was trying to keep people from complaining about a "vague ending", like they did with Pan's Labyrinth.
Other than that, I thought the movie was great. It's one of the scariest movies I've ever seen, really.
I know, but he produced it. I guess I sort of got an image of him being all "make the ending real clear. People do not like endings that are left up to interpretation."
the feel of the film is so close to pan's labyrinth in parts it's hard to believe it's a different director, still i agree the ending could have been less obvious.. i mean it's a spanish language film so that basically filters out most of the re-re's that would need a cut and dry closer
Man, all I want is for the afterlife to be depicted as eternal torment.
MOVIE DID NOT DELIVER, ASSHOLES! Seriously, peace and joy in death pisses me of to no end.
well i mean
if your definition of peace and joy is the main character finding out that she could have saved her son's merely by listening to him, discovering his wasted away corpse in her own house then promptly overdosing on prescription meds then.. uhh, well.. shit man
Man, all I want is for the afterlife to be depicted as eternal torment.
MOVIE DID NOT DELIVER, ASSHOLES! Seriously, peace and joy in death pisses me of to no end.
well i mean
if your definition of peace and joy is the main character finding out that she could have saved her son's merely by listening to him, discovering his wasted away corpse then overdosing on prescription meds then.. uhh, well.. shit
And then being happy as shit. Hell everyone was happy. Just cheerfully being dead.
Man, all I want is for the afterlife to be depicted as eternal torment.
MOVIE DID NOT DELIVER, ASSHOLES! Seriously, peace and joy in death pisses me of to no end.
well i mean
if your definition of peace and joy is the main character finding out that she could have saved her son's merely by listening to him, discovering his wasted away corpse then overdosing on prescription meds then.. uhh, well.. shit
And then being happy as shit. Hell everyone was happy. Just cheerfully being dead.
man i like brutal resolutions as much as the next guy but sometimes it's just better to go down into the basement, pull out a copy of angela's ashes and masturbate furiously
I like the ending because it stops me being so scared.
Because I was so fricking scared during this movie. So I'm a big scaredy-cat. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
The only thing that stopped me freaking out the next day when it was pitch dark and I had to walk down a narrow alley to reach my back door and then fumble for the keys in my bag was to remind myself of the happy ending.
The old lady with a mangled mandible, leaping up after getting hit by a fucking van!
Yeah, I couldn't
stop laughing when you saw what the old ladies face looked like after she got hit, and then realized that the guy had been trying to give mouth-to-mouth CPR to THAT.
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The old lady with a mangled mandible, leaping up after getting hit by a fucking van!
Yeah, I couldn't
stop laughing when you saw what the old ladies face looked like after she got hit, and then realized that the guy had been trying to give mouth-to-mouth CPR to THAT.
hahah yeah, that was brave of him.
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God damnit.
I have heard nothing about it.
regardless it is a fucking amazing suspense genre film and i am all kinds of fucked up in the potato department after this one. potatoes are borderline creepy vegetables to begin with let alone with spanish children using the bags as masks
I'm just kidding, that wasn't my favorite part.
Saw this in the theaters a while ago. Good movie.
When I went to buy the tickets the kid in the box office told me it was in spanish. I knew this and I asked if there were subtitles, he said no. I went in anyways because I know spanish but there were subtitles anyways! Crazy!
Other than that, I thought the movie was great. It's one of the scariest movies I've ever seen, really.
It was a good movie, but it wasn't that scary.
At all, really.
Guillermo del Toro did not direct this.
I agree. Pictures certainly do tell 1000 words...
edit: Bagler your sig is too damn big.
God you guys are persistent you win I will change it.
GEEZ
I know, but he produced it. I guess I sort of got an image of him being all "make the ending real clear. People do not like endings that are left up to interpretation."
well i mean
Because I was so fricking scared during this movie. So I'm a big scaredy-cat. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
The only thing that stopped me freaking out the next day when it was pitch dark and I had to walk down a narrow alley to reach my back door and then fumble for the keys in my bag was to remind myself of the happy ending.
don't you just want to absolutely stab it to death
Stamp on its pale creepy face until pulling your foot out makes a 'schlorp' noise. Only then will I feel safe from this horror
Goddamn, del Toro did not direct this film.
If Tarantino produces a film, he's said to have made it.
"Hero is a Tarantino film!"
I didn't know you could delete posts.
Yeah, I couldn't
hahah yeah, that was brave of him.
I wish Tarantino would stop enjoying terrible, terrible films. Hostel? Shit. Hero? pretty but bad and pointless.