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Name Your Wang

RichardMNixonRichardMNixon Registered User new member
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Seemed appropriate here; it's a website (the only website in fact) allowing you to officially name your wang, complete with an official certificate.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cool thanks

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    cool thanks

    that's a lame name

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I get to name an asian?

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    It's going to cost me $17 to name my wang Dr. Millard Fillmore PhD?

    Doesn't seem worth it

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not paying 17 fucking dollars for a piece of paper proudly proclaiming my perpetually putrid penis is named Danny Tanner and the Olsen twin.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Filler only has one ball?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wow

    I wonder if anyone does this

    hey everyone for 10 dollars I'll make you the same piece of paper

    Raneados on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    I'm not paying 17 fucking dollars for a piece of paper proudly proclaiming my perpetually putrid penis is named Danny Tanner and the Olsen twin.

    Twin?
    Singular?

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    wow

    I wonder if anyone does this

    hey everyone for 10 dollars I'll make you the same piece of paper

    my rape dollars are in my other pants

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    also that site is horrendously designed

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    I'm not paying 17 fucking dollars for a piece of paper proudly proclaiming my perpetually putrid penis is named Danny Tanner and the Olsen twin.

    Twin?
    Singular?

    slowbuster is sloooooow

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Listen, I've been drinking. Theres a good chance I'me going to slowly start to make more typos as the night goes on. And theres also an equally good chance that my posts will become more depressing, emo, and pathetic as time goes on.

    So save your comments for the good stuff.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    wow

    I wonder if anyone does this

    hey everyone for 10 dollars I'll make you the same piece of paper

    highway robbery!

    i'll do it for 8 bucks a head

    potatoe on
  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    balls are hewey and lewis

    shaft is the news

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    wow

    I wonder if anyone does this

    hey everyone for 10 dollars I'll make you the same piece of paper

    highway robbery!

    i'll do it for 8 bucks a head

    o-ho!

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    wow

    I wonder if anyone does this

    hey everyone for 10 dollars I'll make you the same piece of paper

    I'll do it for $5

    instant delivery of a PDF

    real certified certificate in 4-6 weeks

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    3.47 for a 3 minute job in paint

    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also, this dudes a sitewhore. Why is this thread open still?

    Close it down.

    Close it down like a bar in the 20's.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Low class cretins.

    I offer a top-of-the-line, 100% natural penis name certification. Grown in the south of France and hand picked by equitably paid workers, all our certificates must pass stringent quality examinations before being passed to you, our lovely consumer. Penis certificates have been in my family since 1887; when you purchase from us, you're getting experience that's been passed from father to son for generations.

    Price available on inquiry.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    EVERYONE CHEESE IT

    IT'S A RAID

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  • BecksBecks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    how is babby formed

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My boy always has been, and always will be, named:

    Vlad

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  • heretoinformheretoinform __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Haha, thats so fucking stupid.

    4) What if I misplace or lose my certificate?
    We will be happy to replace it. For the same cost of the original.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Becks wrote: »
    how is babby formed

    this babby cannot frigth back

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  • BecksBecks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    how girl get pragnent

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Odysseus needs no certificate!

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tossrock and Sons penile certification claims to be the original expert in penile certification. They claim to have started their family run business back in 1887. But what they don't want you to know will shock you.

    While the company was started in '87, it was 1987. And while they may have a french pedigree, it's actually a French-Canadian pedigree.

    We at Filler Inc. have been offering high quality Penis Certificates since 1902, when our founder, Lord Filler Von Ponstlebottom, first started assigning names to penises in rural california.

    Our history extends throughout the 1900's, certifying everyone, from hollywood stars to political powerhouses, to our specialty, the working man.

    Our experts will meet you in your own home, and discuss ther various strengths and weaknesses of your meaty member.

    Your penis deserves the best, you penis deserves Filler Inc.

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  • BecksBecks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    if i was a dumb fucker i would use this site to get a certificate naming my cock Junio Bonito

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    WOAAAAAAH!

    RADICAL! ALRIGHT! KICKIN' AWESOME 180 tailgrind!

    Say bros, are you tired of the same old penile certification service run by SQUAAARES?

    Then try Dynamo Penis Names! A new brand for a new generation!

    Whoops, gotta go! HANG GLIDING THAT IS!

    Dynamo Penis Names
    Catch the Penis Wave

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it says on that site that the largest dick is 11 inches

    yeah that's not correct

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    it says on that site that the largest dick is 11 inches

    yeah that's not correct

    No way it can even get that big.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think there could be a penis that big but like, one guy has it, and he probably gets light headed when he gets an erection. And anyone he's with would have to have a pain fetish.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm telling you, kids these days with there surgeries and their body modifications.

    What happened to the good old fashion three inches from yesterday.

    Damnit, it was good enough for grandpa and it's good enough for them.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My dong is called Pompeii.

    because it goes off unexpectedly and kills thousands.

    #pipe on
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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    My dong is called Pompeii.

    because it goes off unexpectedly and kills thousands.

    And then lies dormat for hundreds of years.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    MY penis has been named 'racial slur for a Mexican' Banana. This isnt supposed to be racist, a mexican dude gave it to me when he said mine looked just like his boyfriends and that I had a slight curve in it...

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, an air of awkwardness follows you around like you follow little boys.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Listen, I've been drinking. Theres a good chance I'me going to slowly start to make more typos as the night goes on. And theres also an equally good chance that my posts will become more depressing, emo, and pathetic as time goes on.

    So save your comments for the good stuff.
    Are you drinking Filler?
    High 5, me too

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    The awkwardness gets me the sex, though.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Listen, I've been drinking. Theres a good chance I'me going to slowly start to make more typos as the night goes on. And theres also an equally good chance that my posts will become more depressing, emo, and pathetic as time goes on.

    So save your comments for the good stuff.
    Are you drinking Filler?
    High 5, me too

    Yes. Whiskey on the rocks.
    Nooo, I'm too girly for that right now and I'm drinking malibu, 151, orange juice and sprite.

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