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Where are your ethics now!? The bears are comin!!

Personal SinRPersonal SinR Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
Our ethics are usually cut and dry. The golden rule tends to be the golden standard by which most of us live our lives. The blame of this falls squarely on our empathy. However I got to thinking... what if things were different?

I had a whole sci-fi type scenario set up, but I think I might lose some people on the parallels so how about this
for a scenario.

All the complex animals on the planet suddenly evolve over night and are now capable of speech and have human level or slightly lower brains. They are aware of life and also their impending deaths as we are. Abstract thought is now something everything is capable of. What does this mean?

Our food can now talk! Our pets may now express their attitudes towards their imprisonment! ..and for some reason, beastiality has gotten quite a bit more popular o_O

Where do we go from here!? Now what!? Do we continue in our ways? Draft a new bill of animal rights? All become...*gasp* vegetarians!? Not to mention how we will ever survive if the bears ally against us! They will know how to use guns now!

Anyway, how do some of you apply your "ethics" to this situation. Empathy towards animals will become much easier now that they can communicate towards us. For those of you who think this is too radical a situation, remember in the past, the human race has enslaved members of itself because of color! They were also looked at as sub-human. I'm curious to see any opinions some of you may have given this scenario.

...or at least some good anti-bear weaponry ideas, because god knows we'll need them.

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  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Our ethics are usually cut and dry. The golden rule tends to be the golden standard by which most of us live our lives. The blame of this falls squarely on our empathy. However I got to thinking... what if things were different?

    I had a whole sci-fi type scenario set up, but I think I might lose some people on the parallels so how about this
    for a scenario.

    All the complex animals on the planet suddenly evolve over night and are now capable of speech and have human level or slightly lower brains. They are aware of life and also their impending deaths as we are. Abstract thought is now something everything is capable of. What does this mean?

    Our food can now talk! Our pets may now express their attitudes towards their imprisonment! ..and for some reason, beastiality has gotten quite a bit more popular o_O

    Where do we go from here!? Now what!? Do we continue in our ways? Draft a new bill of animal rights? All become...*gasp* vegetarians!? Not to mention how we will ever survive if the bears ally against us! They will know how to use guns now!

    Anyway, how do some of you apply your "ethics" to this situation. Empathy towards animals will become much easier now that they can communicate towards us. For those of you who think this is too radical a situation, remember in the past, the human race has enslaved members of itself because of color! They were also looked at as sub-human. I'm curious to see any opinions some of you may have given this scenario.

    ...or at least some good anti-bear weaponry ideas, because god knows we'll need them.
    The main argument for vegetarianism in the West is a moral one, found in Animal Liberation and other places, that basically says that we should feel empathy for anything capable of suffering. It rejects the notion that empathy should be limited to beings with a similar level of intelligence as we have. In Hinduism and other vegetarian-ish religious traditions, the argument is that animals have a soul (consciousness) just like humans have, and our souls may even be connected via afterlife shenanigans.

    For those who determine how to treat other organisms based on their intelligence level, then yeah, if animals were as intelligent as humans then a lot more people would probably become vegetarians; but existing vegetarians wouldn't care.

    I do think this is a pretty meaningless "what if" scenario, though. Intelligence isn't a magical mutant power that an organism can spontaneously "evolve" like in X-Men. Intelligence is intimately tied into the hard-wiring of brains, the evolution of which are in turn intimately tied to a whole bunch of other factors, including body structure and instinctive behavior.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I apply my ethics to all sentient beings. If the bees suddenly became sentient I'd have to treat them as I'd like them to treat me (that is: not to nail me in the head). It would also mean I'd have to be vegetarian, unless my garlic would start singing songs of love, then I would be screwed.

    There's probably a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy joke in all this.

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  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Aren't bees sentient?

    I used to not think so, but then I watched the Bee Movie. Bees are actually totally awesome.

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  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm already a vegetarian. SCORE.

    Now I'd have to see how much my cat really hates me, though. And if he does I guess I'd have to let him go or whatever he wanted.

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  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Qingu wrote: »
    Aren't bees sentient?

    I used to not think so, but then I watched the Bee Movie. Bees are actually totally awesome.
    For as far as I am aware bees are not sentient.

    See, this is where the HGttG fun comes in: we aren't aware that dolphins are actually a lot smarter than us, they just don't care about talking to us, as long as we give them fish they'll gladly to a double backwards helix, but don't expect a fair warning when they hear about an intergalactic highway being planned.

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  • NerissaNerissa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Qingu wrote: »
    Our ethics are usually cut and dry. The golden rule tends to be the golden standard by which most of us live our lives. The blame of this falls squarely on our empathy. However I got to thinking... what if things were different?

    I had a whole sci-fi type scenario set up, but I think I might lose some people on the parallels so how about this
    for a scenario.

    All the complex animals on the planet suddenly evolve over night and are now capable of speech and have human level or slightly lower brains. They are aware of life and also their impending deaths as we are. Abstract thought is now something everything is capable of. What does this mean?

    Our food can now talk! Our pets may now express their attitudes towards their imprisonment! ..and for some reason, beastiality has gotten quite a bit more popular o_O

    Where do we go from here!? Now what!? Do we continue in our ways? Draft a new bill of animal rights? All become...*gasp* vegetarians!? Not to mention how we will ever survive if the bears ally against us! They will know how to use guns now!

    Anyway, how do some of you apply your "ethics" to this situation. Empathy towards animals will become much easier now that they can communicate towards us. For those of you who think this is too radical a situation, remember in the past, the human race has enslaved members of itself because of color! They were also looked at as sub-human. I'm curious to see any opinions some of you may have given this scenario.

    ...or at least some good anti-bear weaponry ideas, because god knows we'll need them.
    The main argument for vegetarianism in the West is a moral one, found in Animal Liberation and other places, that basically says that we should feel empathy for anything capable of suffering. It rejects the notion that empathy should be limited to beings with a similar level of intelligence as we have. In Hinduism and other vegetarian-ish religious traditions, the argument is that animals have a soul (consciousness) just like humans have, and our souls may even be connected via afterlife shenanigans.

    For those who determine how to treat other organisms based on their intelligence level, then yeah, if animals were as intelligent as humans then a lot more people would probably become vegetarians; but existing vegetarians wouldn't care.

    I do think this is a pretty meaningless "what if" scenario, though. Intelligence isn't a magical mutant power that an organism can spontaneously "evolve" like in X-Men. Intelligence is intimately tied into the hard-wiring of brains, the evolution of which are in turn intimately tied to a whole bunch of other factors, including body structure and instinctive behavior.

    Also, even if the bears know HOW to use guns, they lack the manual dexterity to do so, or to make more than the most rudimentary tools. I'm not too worried about them using advanced weaponry on us... advanced strategies are another story.

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  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm already a vegetarian. SCORE.

    Now I'd have to see how much my cat really hates me, though. And if he does I guess I'd have to let him go or whatever he wanted.
    I sometimes have nightmares about my cat gaining the ability to speak and then telling me that he actually doesn't like me very much and wants a life of freedom.

    But he is too fluffy to be an outdoor cat!

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  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This turned into a sentience debate rather quickly last time, too.

    Sentience is largely a sci-fi concept that has little or no meaning in the real world.

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    edited May 2008
    Sentience = has senses. It does not mean "intelligent" or "self-aware."

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yar wrote: »
    This turned into a sentience debate rather quickly last time, too.

    Sentience is largely a sci-fi concept that has little or no meaning in the real world.
    Which is why I hope this doesn't turn into a clusterfuck. It's a funny hypothetical, as long as we don't take any of it too serious.

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  • Personal SinRPersonal SinR Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Honestly, i think this has the potential to open up a whole new variety of entertainment. We could have a colloseum and throw all the animal criminals to the....uhh.. lions.. or whatever. Let them fight it out and at the end, a massive BBQ. I mean, thats how many birds with one stone? We don't dirty our elegant human hands AND we get to eat afterwards. The only issue left is whether you want yours to be medium rare or well done.

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    edited May 2008
    Okay, so animals can communicate now. Does that mean they can read stop signs and know not to run in traffic? Because if so I'm fine letting my cat run around outside whenever she pleases. If not, then kitty's gotta stay inside and no amount of bitching will sway me (and believe me I've lived with brattier higher maintenance women than her *cough*).

    Are they smart enough not to fuck around and get pregnant and spit out litters everywhere, too?

    What kind of lifestyle will they demand? Because if we have an overnight explosion of sapient beings desiring human-like living, I'm not sure the planet could handle having several trillion more of us. In that case, we gotta institute some pretty major population control, so I say: eat the fuckers.

    But if the cows just want to stand around all day eating grass, then fine. I'll eat the meat already in the supermarkets and in my freezer, but I won't buy any more. We'll just have to stop forcefully breeding them, too.

    This is kind of a silly thought exercise though. Are you a furry? I think you're a furry.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • YarYar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That's so funny because I was just thinking of all the implications for furries.

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    edited May 2008
    Yar wrote: »
    That's so funny because I was just thinking of all the implications for furries.

    Somebody somewhere will try to marry his box turtle and then Senator John Cornyn will go on the Daily Show and be all, "I told you so!"

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Another reason this hypothetical scenario is bullshit:

    Humans aren't where we are now because we have "intelligence" and animals don't. We're here because of culture—the vast collection of learned behaviors that we've taught to each other and written down and built into shit and codified into human language. Intelligence is necessary for culture—and many intelligent animals have rudiments of culture. But culture takes time to evolve. You can't just put a bunch of intelligent people together on a grassy plain and expect to see guns and spaceships and sci-fi writing ten years later.

    Assuming animals all the sudden got major intelligence boosts, where would they be on the scale of cultural evolution? Stone age?

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    edited May 2008
    By the way, I also think it's silly to imply that animals are not intelligent, not capable of abstract thought, or not aware of life.

    Some animals are more intelligent than others, but plenty of animals show intelligence close to, equal to, or possibly exceeding humans. I'm pretty sure my cat is smarter than some of the people I went to college with.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'd make my dog start paying rent.

    And stop eating cows.
    Oh lordy, can you imagine the Chicken Pro-Life movement? Stop eating our bwqak stem cells!

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  • zerg rushzerg rush Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I say we kill the fuckers before they get organized. When the revolution comes, homosapiens will be the the first ones up against the wall.


    Feral wrote: »
    Are they smart enough not to fuck around and get pregnant and spit out litters everywhere, too?

    Humans aren't smart enough to do that now.

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    edited May 2008
    zerg rush wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Are they smart enough not to fuck around and get pregnant and spit out litters everywhere, too?

    Humans aren't smart enough to do that now.

    I was actually thinking exactly that when I wrote my post.

    At least humans usually only have 1, maybe 2 babies at a time. Not like a cat having 8.

    ...

    Oh.

    oh shits

    What would happen if the Quiverfull movement started recruiting cats?

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Personal SinRPersonal SinR Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Qingu wrote: »
    Another reason this hypothetical scenario is bullshit:

    Humans aren't where we are now because we have "intelligence" and animals don't. We're here because of culture—the vast collection of learned behaviors that we've taught to each other and written down and built into shit and codified into human language. Intelligence is necessary for culture—and many intelligent animals have rudiments of culture. But culture takes time to evolve. You can't just put a bunch of intelligent people together on a grassy plain and expect to see guns and spaceships and sci-fi writing ten years later.

    Assuming animals all the sudden got major intelligence boosts, where would they be on the scale of cultural evolution? Stone age?

    WRONG! Culture is inherent in all animals. There are tons of examples out there with any pack like group of animals. Wolves show culture. Primates show culture. Insect colonies show culture. And it does not develop based on time. Advancement comes with technology. Without technology we would still be living in caves. And technology is only possible with advanced intelligence. Chimps, who's brain mass is actually very close to ours can use tools! They use little twigs to fish ants out of ant holes. There are many species of animals that have been around just as long as us and we don't see dogs walking around with PDAs. Culture is just a byproduct of the actions of a community. It is intelligence that is the basis for the advancement. In any situation it is the force with the greater technology that wins.

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  • WulfWulf Disciple of Tzeentch The Void... (New Jersey)Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Talking or not, Cows are made of delicious. Nothing seems to be changing that, so bring on the steak! (and forget soy substitute crap... It doesn't taste like real meat, and I don't need to pump myself full of phytoestrogens :P)

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  • QinguQingu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    WRONG! Culture is inherent in all animals. There are tons of examples out there with any pack like group of animals. Wolves show culture. Primates show culture.
    I think I specifically said that some animals have rudiments of culture. I disagree that all animals have culture; that is obviously not true.
    Insect colonies show culture.
    Culture is a collection of learned behaviors. It is not clear if insects are actually capable of learning behaviors or if their behaviors are genetically preprogrammed.

    Regardless of whether or not social insects have culture, animals like sponges and corals obviously do not have culture, anymore than plants or protozoa have culture.
    And it does not develop based on time. Advancement comes with technology.
    What?

    You go on to correctly point out tool-use in animals, which I believe shows the rudiments of culture. Technology is a part of culture and, like culture, technology develops over time. A piece of technology is basically a solidified learned behavior. A stick is a stick, until you bite off the end and it becomes a spear. Then your friends can look at the spear, remember you biting off the end, and make some more spears themselves. With language—and language is the most obvious example of a type of cultural entity changing over time—the process is even easier.

    This is a strange conversation, because we are citing and agreeing on all the same facts but for some reason you're coming to very strange conclusions from them.

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  • zerg rushzerg rush Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    What would happen if the Quiverfull movement started recruiting cats?

    Politicians would do nothing but pander to the all important Ant and Termite voting blocs.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Qingu wrote: »
    Another reason this hypothetical scenario is bullshit:

    Humans aren't where we are now because we have "intelligence" and animals don't. We're here because of culture—the vast collection of learned behaviors that we've taught to each other and written down and built into shit and codified into human language. Intelligence is necessary for culture—and many intelligent animals have rudiments of culture. But culture takes time to evolve. You can't just put a bunch of intelligent people together on a grassy plain and expect to see guns and spaceships and sci-fi writing ten years later.

    Assuming animals all the sudden got major intelligence boosts, where would they be on the scale of cultural evolution? Stone age?

    WRONG! Culture is inherent in all animals. There are tons of examples out there with any pack like group of animals. Wolves show culture. Primates show culture. Insect colonies show culture. And it does not develop based on time. Advancement comes with technology. Without technology we would still be living in caves. And technology is only possible with advanced intelligence. Chimps, who's brain mass is actually very close to ours can use tools! They use little twigs to fish ants out of ant holes. There are many species of animals that have been around just as long as us and we don't see dogs walking around with PDAs. Culture is just a byproduct of the actions of a community. It is intelligence that is the basis for the advancement. In any situation it is the force with the greater technology that wins.

    I don't know what definition of "culture" you're using, but I think by culture Qingu meant the collective learned behaviors of a community, from which technology is born. I fail to see how anyone could think that advanced technology somehow emerges independently of culture. But you're right, culture does happen in animals, although you're wrong about it not developing with time.

    Killer whales can teach each other to intentionally beach and grab a sea lion from dry land. If I remember correctly, there are seven individual whales who have mastered this skill so far. Among chimpanzees, the use of rocks as tools is restricted to a certain, advanced "culture" of chimps; they also use high quality rocks as a kind of currency. Certain dolphins use sea sponges to protect their noses when diving among sharp corals; parent dolphins teach this technology to their offspring. Culture.

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  • Personal SinRPersonal SinR Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Qingu wrote: »
    WRONG! Culture is inherent in all animals. There are tons of examples out there with any pack like group of animals. Wolves show culture. Primates show culture.
    I think I specifically said that some animals have rudiments of culture. I disagree that all animals have culture; that is obviously not true.
    Insect colonies show culture.
    Culture is a collection of learned behaviors. It is not clear if insects are actually capable of learning behaviors or if their behaviors are genetically preprogrammed.

    Regardless of whether or not social insects have culture, animals like sponges and corals obviously do not have culture, anymore than plants or protozoa have culture.
    And it does not develop based on time. Advancement comes with technology.
    What?

    You go on to correctly point out tool-use in animals, which I believe shows the rudiments of culture. Technology is a part of culture and, like culture, technology develops over time. A piece of technology is basically a solidified learned behavior. A stick is a stick, until you bite off the end and it becomes a spear. Then your friends can look at the spear, remember you biting off the end, and make some more spears themselves. With language—and language is the most obvious example of a type of cultural entity changing over time—the process is even easier.

    This is a strange conversation, because we are citing and agreeing on all the same facts but for some reason you're coming to very strange conclusions from them.

    Perhaps we are just minsunderstanding each other, but to clarify, culture only occurs from groups. So yes, I agree when you say sponges and other soiitary animals have no culture. The insects may just be programmed in a basic way since their brain systems are so small, so that may not have been a good example. However, i will argue that a brain must be developed to a certain point, biologically, in order to manipulate our environment to create technology.

    I stand my my assertion that technology is what puts any group on top. Culture is merely a by product and sometimes can be harmful to a species in some aspects. Religions which become ingrained in most of our cultures can be very harmful sometimes. They vary from extremes in which people are taking killer kool-aid to hitchhike on a rocket or to a lesser degree like impeding stem cell research. While we may use culture to convey ideas, it takes actual intelligence to create those technologies and ideas.

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    edited May 2008
    I stand my my assertion that technology is what puts any group on top. Culture is merely a by product and sometimes can be harmful to a species in some aspects.

    "Culture" is a set of learned behaviors and beliefs passed on between individuals in a community and across generations.

    Technology is a part of culture. Fashioning and using a tool - whether that tool is a pointed stick or a computer - is a learned behavior that's passed on between individuals and across generations.

    You can't say that culture is a by-product of technology, because it's the other way around.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
  • Personal SinRPersonal SinR Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I stand my my assertion that technology is what puts any group on top. Culture is merely a by product and sometimes can be harmful to a species in some aspects.

    "Culture" is a set of learned behaviors and beliefs passed on between individuals in a community and across generations.

    Technology is a part of culture. Fashioning and using a tool - whether that tool is a pointed stick or a computer - is a learned behavior that's passed on between individuals and across generations.

    You can't say that culture is a by-product of technology, because it's the other way around.

    I didn't say that. I said culture was a byproduct of a community. That community may have technology that
    is ingrained in their culture, but the culture did not produce the technology directly. It may influence it, but it is the intelligence and creativity of the individual that creates it. A single man may live out in the woods by himself. He may have certain habits but I would not say he has a culture... would you? This man may also be smart enough to manipulate his environment and create tools. Organisms with brains that are too small can not do this, or at least, not as well. You can see how a single person can advance and become dominant over his competition.

    If you can convince me that a single person has a "culture" I may be able to change my perspective on the matter. I look forward to learning something out of this if possible.

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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    I stand my my assertion that technology is what puts any group on top. Culture is merely a by product and sometimes can be harmful to a species in some aspects.

    "Culture" is a set of learned behaviors and beliefs passed on between individuals in a community and across generations.

    Technology is a part of culture. Fashioning and using a tool - whether that tool is a pointed stick or a computer - is a learned behavior that's passed on between individuals and across generations.

    You can't say that culture is a by-product of technology, because it's the other way around.

    I think in a modern capitalist society this is much less true. I mean, look at the internet. It's become a massive part of our culture in a way that nobody anticipated, fullfilling a role that was never really needed.

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  • Personal SinRPersonal SinR Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Doc wrote: »


    YES! something like this is what I was trying to provoke out of some of you. Not so much that it is right or not, but the idea of it. Carl Sagan made some really thought provoking arguments in his book, "Dragons of Eden," about the intelligence level of certain species of primates.

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  • MatrijsMatrijs Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Doc wrote: »

    I think the bottom line, though, is really laid out in that wikipedia article.
    I worry about the principle of where the moral boundaries lie. There is only one very secure definition that can be made, and that is between our species and others.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Right after that it says this:
    Blakemore suggests that it would be necessary to perform research on Great Apes if humans were threatened by a pandemic virus that afflicted only humans and other Great Apes.

    I really want to make "pandemic virus" a link to the article on HIV.

    Doc on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Are the intelligent lions going to stop eating the intelligent antelope? If they don't, then I'm not going to have any qualms eating talking cows. You never know, the herbivores might have a Valhalla-style afterlife - if they die in a food chain-related battle, they will go to green pastures flowing with grain and water.

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  • ElGamalElGamal __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Can these animals speak our own language somehow? If so, can we convert them from savage pagans into decent peaceful Christians?

    The ones who convert will be saved and allowed to coexist with us peacefully, and those that don't will be slaughtered and eaten to provide fuel for our bodies. It's the only way.

    This is also the policy we should adopt as we spread through the cosmos, to build solidarity across all species we encounter.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "If a lion could speak, we would not be able to understand him" - Ludwig Wittgenstein

    So whether they can talk or not might be immaterial. Charades would only work with the primates.

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  • ElGamalElGamal __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    "If a lion could speak, we would not be able to understand him" - Ludwig Wittgenstein

    So whether they can talk or not might be immaterial. Charades would only work with the primates.

    Then they will be eaten.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Works for me - pass the fork.

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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    We have no idea how other animals think and perceive the world, so that even if they gained sapience, their behavior and thought patterns could be as foreign to us as an extraterrestrial species. And since we can't even begin to imagine how the various animals would react to it, asking how we would react to it is impossible.

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  • captmorgancaptmorgan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Actually it would be pretty sweet if cows gained a high level of intelligence, we could train... I mean teach them to heard themselves, slaughter each other and how to bbq. This is a world I want to live in.

    Also I don`t believe I would switch to vegatarism, i`d probably just make the chicken reenacted the sienfield episode about sponges or something while I got the grill hot.

    captmorgan on
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