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The Hilariously Awful PSN/XBL/Whatever Name Thread
KrunkMcGrunk
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This is the terrible names thread. In which we mock the stoned masses from our ivory tower.
The MMO subforum has it, so why not G&T? We all know that online gaming services are chock-full of only the most bright, witty, well-spoken inhabitants of our planet. For instance, there is this young chap. The 69th master of the house of Blunt. He plays Madden, Wrestling Games, and Need For Speed. I've heard that the man is a laureate.
So, G&T lay your shitty names down here. Leave your tears for humanity in Krunk's golden bucket.
P.S.
DoucheBaggins is an excellent name.
The MMO subforum has it, so why not G&T? We all know that online gaming services are chock-full of only the most bright, witty, well-spoken inhabitants of our planet. For instance, there is this young chap. The 69th master of the house of Blunt. He plays Madden, Wrestling Games, and Need For Speed. I've heard that the man is a laureate.
So, G&T lay your shitty names down here. Leave your tears for humanity in Krunk's golden bucket.
P.S.
DoucheBaggins is an excellent name.
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Best name ever?
hahahaha
That is a great name. This makes me feel like I should get really drunk before I name myself in any game from now on.
Terrible name. Not as bad as CokNokr420 or whatever my brother in law's name is, but pretty bad.
hahaha
That instantly made me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_7HVcYjM3Y
Probably NSFW.
When I was creating a WoW character I took the PA comic about "not enough Y's" to heart and came up with Thrynyysy. I almost named an alt Dyynyyryy just to drive above said friend insane.
It's especially great because not so many folks playing knew who he was, but every once in a while we'd hear "Hey, coach!"
Unfortunately, when my brother made a Live account, it was already taken. So he went with Craig 7 Nelson. :P
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Eg. xxxb0NgRypper420xxx
It's hard to give a specific example, shitty names kind of run together.
A funny one I remember for TF2 was {USERNAME} + Doctor, so his assisted kills always looked like {USERNAME} + Doctor + {ACTUAL MEDIC}. This lent to some momentary confusion.
Have at you!
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Actually, I think Dildo-Baggins was from the porn Lord of the G-strings.
and ah
Legaloas
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http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/profile.aspx?GamerTag=deeznutz420
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
If you got killed by him it was considered a great shame.
Do... Re... Mi... So... Fa.... Do... Re.... Do...
Forget it...
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Sadly most names I see are like that. The more x's there are the more white ghetto the player is.
Then again theres always Bluntmaster69...
I never asked for this!
Just try and remember what happens when you melee someone from behind in Halo.
Also:
AIDS
I've seen some damn good ones playing Halo2 (also a bunch of weed/gangsta shit)
Like, Defenestrator, Jehovatron, and our personal favorite, DrAbortion MD (which we are pretty sure wouldn't nearly as funny without only Dr or MD by itself)
Bonus points to the 2v2 team in Halo I played against
Randy and RandyLikesGuys
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
I like to think they have their fists clenched and are waving them into the air.
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BlubberJungle.
Yes, please.
iChoke myChick
he had another great name but I can't remember what it is now.
Oh how I miss those times.
ItsYaBoyGinch
:P
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Hey hey hey whoa now hey now whoa
Who is this person, and where can I find him
We shall see who is the real undead god of dance
Now I am stuck with CRASH_F1STFIGHT.
Bugger.
We looked to our favorite shitty grind bands for inspiration. Anal Cunt didn't make it past the censors, and Vaginal Jesus was taken. Thus, xVaginalJesusx was born. He refused to play under that gamertag. He went so far as to try and play using things like XBConnect but the lag + lack of voice really did him in.
He never played my xbox again. I win.
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There's nothing wrong with references to mid-80s advertising campaigns.
Do explain, as the whole group I was playing with couldn't figure it out and he didn't have a mic.
I'm guessing something about automotives though?
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I actually looked it up and it's older than I thought it was, the slogan ("Put a tiger in your tank") is one of the first instances of an oil company "branding" their petrol. It was used by Esso from the mid 50s through to the early 90s.
Ah, that makes sense, I guess.
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My favorite name I've ever encountered was when I was doing a trial in WoW on a PvE server a few months ago. The guy was a dwarf warrior that went by "Assjuice of the North".
~ Buckaroo Banzai
You could also buy a little tiger tail that you could stick on your gas cap so you would actually have a tigers tail sticking out of the tank!
Ran into something along the lines of xxxpwnstehnubs12413xxx, complete with an unnecessary amount of x's and numbers, while still managing to butcher the english language. Classy