I used to fuck around on CS:S a lot under various names (most of which weren't really awesome but amused me nonetheless) like Incognegro, Gigglenuts, Dickgirl, etc.
Also, whenever my roommate and I play PC games together he's Indiana Bones and I'm The Temple of Poon.
Up 'til recently I was playing CSS with the name Clarion Camping.
See, it's a bundle of puns. "Carry On Camping" and my favourite gun the Clarion (which I don't camp with, so much as charge at the enemy screaming like it's Normandy)
This reminds me, I tried putting "Mike Hunt" as my name in my bio on Xbox Live because I'm an immature shit, and their filters picked it up. I was actually kinda impressed.
I had an ultra-conservative super-christian roommate when Halo 2 launched. I kept my Xbox in the living room so everyone living in the house (6 of us) could have some rousing games of whatever or whathaveyou. Anyway, he had this annoying habit oh hogging the xbox and tv when pretty much everyone wanted to do something else, but we were a bunch of passive-aggressive ninnies so the solution was clear: make an offensive gamertag.
We looked to our favorite shitty grind bands for inspiration. Anal Cunt didn't make it past the censors, and Vaginal Jesus was taken. Thus, xVaginalJesusx was born. He refused to play under that gamertag. He went so far as to try and play using things like XBConnect but the lag + lack of voice really did him in.
He never played my xbox again. I win.
I remember playing with Vaginal Jesus. Good fuckin' times.
I had an ultra-conservative super-christian roommate when Halo 2 launched. I kept my Xbox in the living room so everyone living in the house (6 of us) could have some rousing games of whatever or whathaveyou. Anyway, he had this annoying habit oh hogging the xbox and tv when pretty much everyone wanted to do something else, but we were a bunch of passive-aggressive ninnies so the solution was clear: make an offensive gamertag.
We looked to our favorite shitty grind bands for inspiration. Anal Cunt didn't make it past the censors, and Vaginal Jesus was taken. Thus, xVaginalJesusx was born. He refused to play under that gamertag. He went so far as to try and play using things like XBConnect but the lag + lack of voice really did him in.
He never played my xbox again. I win.
I remember playing with Vaginal Jesus. Good fuckin' times.
I love headshotting people or mowing them down in GTA IV and hearing
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
I like to think they have their fists clenched and are waving them into the air.
Your name is great but I bet it's hard to log in on other consoles. "Let's see... how many 'E's did I use?"
That or he filled it with E's, and just went from there. That would make it easier.
The funniest thing about the old days of TBK was when people weren't sure of what to call me. They'd be like, "Hey...uh, Vaginal?" or, "Hey Jesus hop in the warthog!" Hilarity all around. I miss those carefree days.
I had an ultra-conservative super-christian roommate when Halo 2 launched. I kept my Xbox in the living room so everyone living in the house (6 of us) could have some rousing games of whatever or whathaveyou. Anyway, he had this annoying habit oh hogging the xbox and tv when pretty much everyone wanted to do something else, but we were a bunch of passive-aggressive ninnies so the solution was clear: make an offensive gamertag.
We looked to our favorite shitty grind bands for inspiration. Anal Cunt didn't make it past the censors, and Vaginal Jesus was taken. Thus, xVaginalJesusx was born. He refused to play under that gamertag. He went so far as to try and play using things like XBConnect but the lag + lack of voice really did him in.
He never played my xbox again. I win.
I remember playing with Vaginal Jesus. Good fuckin' times.
I love headshotting people or mowing them down in GTA IV and hearing
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
I like to think they have their fists clenched and are waving them into the air.
Your name is great but I bet it's hard to log in on other consoles. "Let's see... how many 'E's did I use?"
That or he filled it with E's, and just went from there. That would make it easier.
The funniest thing about the old days of TBK was when people weren't sure of what to call me. They'd be like, "Hey...uh, Vaginal?" or, "Hey Jesus hop in the warthog!" Hilarity all around. I miss those carefree days.
I'd have called you Vagface, and we would have laughed.
Now I will tell the story of how I lost the gamertag, xVaginalJesusx
My house burned to the ground on New Years Day 05 (only a few months after Halo 2 came out) and I lost my xbox, and when my card was cancelled as a result the account didn't get renewed and the tag was lost forever. So sad.
Now I will tell the story of how I lost the gamertag, xVaginalJesusx
My house burned to the ground on New Years Day 05 (only a few months after Halo 2 came out) and I lost my xbox, and when my card was cancelled as a result the account didn't get renewed and the tag was lost forever. So sad.
Holy shit, that's an awful story. Sorry to hear that.
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MorninglordI'm tired of being Batman,so today I'll be Owl.Registered Userregular
edited May 2008
Morninglord is a pretty cliche, trite and hack name. I mean jesus it's got a title in it.
I've never been very good at online nicks, and once I pick one I keep it, so I'll probably stay that way forever.
It also wasn't taken as a PSN, much to my astonishment. Didn't have to add or change anything, just straight out worked. oO
My first ever user name was Funky_N though. (my last name starts with n)
I chose it because there was this one fruity "dude" in my high school who called me Funky N (I wasn't funky, but I was very N).
So when I was at a complete loss for a nick I chose it.
I also sometimes go by BobtheJedi.
It's a terrible, terrible parody skit of starwars I wrote when I was younger that some people found funny. I only keep it because I like the idea of a jedi called bob who actually has "thejedi" as part of his name.
I have a strange sense of humour.
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(PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
Now I will tell the story of how I lost the gamertag, xVaginalJesusx
My house burned to the ground on New Years Day 05 (only a few months after Halo 2 came out) and I lost my xbox, and when my card was cancelled as a result the account didn't get renewed and the tag was lost forever. So sad.
Holy shit, that's an awful story. Sorry to hear that.
Eh, it was 3 years ago, I got 10,000 dollars for renters insurance and 10,000 dollars on my car. I bought a new computer, went on a cruise, bought a new car, and paid off my student loans. Not a bad deal.
I was house sitting for my boss and using his 360, so I made myself a temporary account. After I found that every different way of spelling "Andore Jr" was taken (wtf?) I settled on the one name I knew would never, ever be taken (I'd played a few games on live and knew what I was dealing with.) "loves you" was born! My boss hated it so much, but I still like it.
Then my friend and I got a 360 and each made an account. He went with "MyCar is Brown" and I managed to snag "ReligionLOL." "Andore Jr" was taken but not "ReligionLOL?" Damn.
I should add that my boss got the name "Mad Reflex," which I think is one of the dumbest names ever. He loves it.
My pretty terrible gamertag is "Toids". Darlan was taken, I didn't feel like struggling with the naming system forever, and there was a thing of Altoids right next to me...
Cuddies Call Me Furly.
One time when playing cs with my buddies we saw this name, we laughed at it and pondered it for like 3 hours.
This was like 6 years ago in my freshman year. Every once in a while to this day I still get an email from old friends asking if my Cuddies call me Furly.
Whatever the fuck that means.
Sadly my name of "Wing Commander Second Lieutenant Sir Percival Thrust III" is far too ridiculously long; and since it doesn't make me giggle like a simpleton schoolgirl when shortened to "Lord Thrust III", I'm stuck with the fairly lousy tag of "Wraith134".
Although a friend of mine uses "Jenovas Child" which I hate something fierce, so at least I don't have the worst live handle of the people I know.
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Ninja Snarl PMy helmet is my burden.Ninja Snarl: Gone, but not forgotten.Registered Userregular
edited May 2008
While not a horrible/incredible name unto itself, my brother's Live tag has an awful/funny story attached to it. Him and some high school buddies got a hold of some dry ice and decided to put it in an empty water bottle to make a little dry ice bomb. That should be pretty harmless, right?
WRONG.
They shake it up a bit and my brother chucks the bottle. It hits the ground. Nothing happens. Disappointed, my brother goes and picks up the ominously swollen bottle. He starts to throw the bottle again when BANG!, exploding bottle. Not a big deal, except for the part where it blew apart his thumb joint, nearly severed said thumb, and blew plastic shrapnel through a lip and part of his arm. It also sprayed some poor girl's car with blood. After a rush to the emergency room, hours of reconstructive surgery, and some physical therapy, he's pretty much 100% now. Obviously this is a funnier story now than when it almost killed him.
Anyway, in order to display his mastery over the thing that tried to kill him, his tag is Dasani... as in Dasani, the bottled water. Which was the brand of bottle that exploded. So my brother's tag is named after a murderous water-containing petroleum byproduct that attempted to cripple him for life.
Life is so funny.
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I remeber playing that cockmonger in halo3. I see this kind of stupidity online a lot. Stupidshit420..ect.. ect. I find it very annoying. My favorite one was "Bigdarkstud" who was a whiny caucasian 12 year old kid. Sometimes I wonder if thats part of halo 3's charm.
While not a horrible/incredible name unto itself, my brother's Live tag has an awful/funny story attached to it. Him and some high school buddies got a hold of some dry ice and decided to put it in an empty water bottle to make a little dry ice bomb. That should be pretty harmless, right?
WRONG.
They shake it up a bit and my brother chucks the bottle. It hits the ground. Nothing happens. Disappointed, my brother goes and picks up the ominously swollen bottle. He starts to throw the bottle again when BANG!, exploding bottle. Not a big deal, except for the part where it blew apart his thumb joint, nearly severed said thumb, and blew plastic shrapnel through a lip and part of his arm. It also sprayed some poor girl's car with blood. After a rush to the emergency room, hours of reconstructive surgery, and some physical therapy, he's pretty much 100% now. Obviously this is a funnier story now than when it almost killed him.
Anyway, in order to display his mastery over the thing that tried to kill him, his tag is Dasani... as in Dasani, the bottled water. Which was the brand of bottle that exploded. So my brother's tag is named after a murderous water-containing petroleum byproduct that attempted to cripple him for life.
Life is so funny.
You should put this in the strange and embarrassing moments thread in D&D as well.
I knew it was Mr Snackroad, I referred to you as Snacky in that thread all the time! I just thought it'd be fun to call you Mrs Nackroad in that other thread.
I knew it was Mr Snackroad, I referred to you as Snacky in that thread all the time! I just thought it'd be fun to call you Mrs Nackroad in that other thread.
I really had no idea what the hell when I signed up my account here... and even though Tube has his name change-a-palooza things and I KNOW I could try and get it adjusted to be separated right... I KNOW I'd fail the coin flip and be permanently branded "Mrs Nackroad" or whatever he felt was funny at the time.
I remeber playing that cockmonger in halo3. I see this kind of stupidity online a lot. Stupidshit420..ect.. ect. I find it very annoying. My favorite one was "Bigdarkstud" who was a whiny caucasian 12 year old kid. Sometimes I wonder if thats part of halo 3's charm.
What's the significance of 420? I wouldn't know because literally the only game I play online is Team Fortress 2 on the PA servers.
I remeber playing that cockmonger in halo3. I see this kind of stupidity online a lot. Stupidshit420..ect.. ect. I find it very annoying. My favorite one was "Bigdarkstud" who was a whiny caucasian 12 year old kid. Sometimes I wonder if thats part of halo 3's charm.
What's the significance of 420? I wouldn't know because literally the only game I play online is Team Fortress 2 on the PA servers.
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Every god damn time.
Your name is great but I bet it's hard to log in on other consoles. "Let's see... how many 'E's did I use?"
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Also, whenever my roommate and I play PC games together he's Indiana Bones and I'm The Temple of Poon.
It's just so damn fun to say though.
I get "Arise chicken, arise" a lot because of my Crazed Sex Chicken handle.
It always sparks such great debates when he logs in...
"Are you a Jesus who eats Babies, or a Baby who is currently eating Jesus?"
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Also, I'm really fucking tired of people telling me I forgot the a in Yoda. My name isn't Yoda, retard.
I saw Sappedgirlsdontsayno in WoW before.
See, it's a bundle of puns. "Carry On Camping" and my favourite gun the Clarion (which I don't camp with, so much as charge at the enemy screaming like it's Normandy)
It was always funny to hear people yell "What the fuck?" when I logged in.
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I remember playing with Vaginal Jesus. Good fuckin' times.
That or he filled it with E's, and just went from there. That would make it easier.
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The funniest thing about the old days of TBK was when people weren't sure of what to call me. They'd be like, "Hey...uh, Vaginal?" or, "Hey Jesus hop in the warthog!" Hilarity all around. I miss those carefree days.
XBL - Follow Freeman
I'd have called you Vagface, and we would have laughed.
Now I will tell the story of how I lost the gamertag, xVaginalJesusx
My house burned to the ground on New Years Day 05 (only a few months after Halo 2 came out) and I lost my xbox, and when my card was cancelled as a result the account didn't get renewed and the tag was lost forever. So sad.
XBL - Follow Freeman
Holy shit, that's an awful story. Sorry to hear that.
I've never been very good at online nicks, and once I pick one I keep it, so I'll probably stay that way forever.
It also wasn't taken as a PSN, much to my astonishment. Didn't have to add or change anything, just straight out worked. oO
My first ever user name was Funky_N though. (my last name starts with n)
I chose it because there was this one fruity "dude" in my high school who called me Funky N (I wasn't funky, but I was very N).
So when I was at a complete loss for a nick I chose it.
I also sometimes go by BobtheJedi.
It's a terrible, terrible parody skit of starwars I wrote when I was younger that some people found funny. I only keep it because I like the idea of a jedi called bob who actually has "thejedi" as part of his name.
I have a strange sense of humour.
Eh, it was 3 years ago, I got 10,000 dollars for renters insurance and 10,000 dollars on my car. I bought a new computer, went on a cruise, bought a new car, and paid off my student loans. Not a bad deal.
XBL - Follow Freeman
Then my friend and I got a 360 and each made an account. He went with "MyCar is Brown" and I managed to snag "ReligionLOL." "Andore Jr" was taken but not "ReligionLOL?" Damn.
I should add that my boss got the name "Mad Reflex," which I think is one of the dumbest names ever. He loves it.
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People keep calling him "golden sperm."
Apparantly people read me as "Mrs Nackroad"
Yeah.
...yeeaaaahhh...
One time when playing cs with my buddies we saw this name, we laughed at it and pondered it for like 3 hours.
This was like 6 years ago in my freshman year. Every once in a while to this day I still get an email from old friends asking if my Cuddies call me Furly.
Whatever the fuck that means.
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Although a friend of mine uses "Jenovas Child" which I hate something fierce, so at least I don't have the worst live handle of the people I know.
WRONG.
They shake it up a bit and my brother chucks the bottle. It hits the ground. Nothing happens. Disappointed, my brother goes and picks up the ominously swollen bottle. He starts to throw the bottle again when BANG!, exploding bottle. Not a big deal, except for the part where it blew apart his thumb joint, nearly severed said thumb, and blew plastic shrapnel through a lip and part of his arm. It also sprayed some poor girl's car with blood. After a rush to the emergency room, hours of reconstructive surgery, and some physical therapy, he's pretty much 100% now. Obviously this is a funnier story now than when it almost killed him.
Anyway, in order to display his mastery over the thing that tried to kill him, his tag is Dasani... as in Dasani, the bottled water. Which was the brand of bottle that exploded. So my brother's tag is named after a murderous water-containing petroleum byproduct that attempted to cripple him for life.
Life is so funny.
I remeber playing that cockmonger in halo3. I see this kind of stupidity online a lot. Stupidshit420..ect.. ect. I find it very annoying. My favorite one was "Bigdarkstud" who was a whiny caucasian 12 year old kid. Sometimes I wonder if thats part of halo 3's charm.
You should put this in the strange and embarrassing moments thread in D&D as well.
Because wow.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Edit- Forgot to mention it was on XB version
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How should we read it, then? Because that's all I can see.
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How about TearsOfWar
Oh god what have I started.
I knew it was Mr Snackroad, I referred to you as Snacky in that thread all the time! I just thought it'd be fun to call you Mrs Nackroad in that other thread.
I don't have a gamertag, 'cause I never play XB360 online. My room-mate is 'Dache', though. As in, Dachandé. From Aliens versus Predator. -_-
What made it really awful was that he was on the red team.
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I really had no idea what the hell when I signed up my account here... and even though Tube has his name change-a-palooza things and I KNOW I could try and get it adjusted to be separated right... I KNOW I'd fail the coin flip and be permanently branded "Mrs Nackroad" or whatever he felt was funny at the time.
What's the significance of 420? I wouldn't know because literally the only game I play online is Team Fortress 2 on the PA servers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)