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ITT I am getting a motorcycle

Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
I got a new job that is only a 15 minute highway drive from my apartment, but now that fuel is consistently raping me in my asshole I have decided to purchase a two-wheeled conveyance. Right now I'm thinking about getting a 2008 Honda Nighthawk CB250, just over $3,000 with a 250cc engine. It can go up to 75MPH and gets around 80MPG which is significantly better than the 22 I get from my jeep. The jeep mileage sucks, but is a necessary evil come December when anything without 4 wheel drive crashes into a snowbank. Any other suggestions? Help?

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I really want a Ninja 250.

    I'm a huge fat fag.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    Awesome. Feel free to bike for an hour to your job which requires you to wear a shirt and tie. Idiot.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    A man riding his bike on the highway is what made Lex Luthor go bald.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fucken' rinsed

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    Awesome. Feel free to bike for an hour to your job which requires you to wear a shirt and tie. Idiot.

    says the guy who is going to ride a motorcycle in a suit and tie

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've been having a lot of dreams about riding motorcycles.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    Awesome. Feel free to bike for an hour to your job which requires you to wear a shirt and tie. Idiot.

    says the guy who is going to ride a motorcycle in a suit and tie

    Wind is from the outside, sweat is from within.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    Awesome. Feel free to bike for an hour to your job which requires you to wear a shirt and tie. Idiot.

    says the guy who is going to ride a motorcycle in a suit and tie

    who said anything about a suit?

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I've been having a lot of dreams about riding motorcycles.

    With a big strong biker, right?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    Awesome. Feel free to bike for an hour to a job which requires you to wear a shirt and tie. Idiot.

    Ever heard of a bag? That you can put clothes in? Then you can change into those clothes and still be presentable all day?

    Fuck.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    congratulations to your life insurance beneficiary

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've been having dreams like that Chico, but only because its more likely to get me killed then speeding in my car.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I've been having a lot of dreams about riding motorcycles.

    are we talking floaty, wishy-washy dreams that kind of leave you unsatisfied as you recalled them, or

    awesome dreams where holy shit this is so goddamn amazing fuuuuuuuuuu

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    You what uses even less fuel? A bicycle.

    Awesome. Feel free to bike for an hour to your job which requires you to wear a suit and tie. Idiot.

    says the guy who is going to ride a motorcycle in a suit and tie

    who said anything about a suit?

    you did

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I used to want a motorcycle.

    But I've seen a lot of motorcycle wrecks in person. And I've seen what happens to the motorcyclist.

    I no longer want a motorcycle.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I've been having a lot of dreams about riding motorcycles.

    With a big strong biker, right?

    No.

    It's just me and the open road.

    All vroooom vroooooooooom heading toward some destination I never reach.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ShimSham wrote: »
    I used to want a motorcycle.

    But I've seen a lot of motorcycle wrecks in person. And I've seen what happens to the motorcyclist.

    I no longer want a motorcycle.

    The bonus of depression is a lack of personal safety.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    a few summers ago i saw a guy on a motorcycle get hit by a truck, and then there was nothing but shrapnel and blood on the pavement

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    belruel that post along with your avatar makes you seem a little... nothing actually forget i wrote this post

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The immediate mental image from "i saw a guy on a motorcycle get hit by a truck" was enough to make me shudder without reading the rest of that sentence.

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    a few summers ago i saw a guy on a motorcycle get hit by a truck, and then there was nothing but shrapnel and blood on the pavement

    ....damn

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wow, people shat all up in this thread quickstyles.

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    it was on a mountain road, a few cars ahead of us, and we had to wait for hours while the police brought a hose and cleared off the rubble

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Just about two weeks ago I saw a motorcycle going down the main road in our town, going normal pace (about 35-40 mph for that time of day and traffic) and some old couple just never saw him coming and pulled out in front of him, he T-boned them.

    He never moved an inch from the time of impact from when they put on the stretcher.

    Saw another a while back that happened to an older man that was riding in the middle of the day. Someone just didn't see him and pulled out. He was able to veer a bit, but his right leg got crushed between his bike and the car. I'm almost certain he lost that leg.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    On a counter note to the motorcycle death, I saw a man get half-ejected out of his van's driver side window while it was rolling.

    He was quite flat by the time it stopped.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    you know what you should do

    ride it around without a helmet on

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thank you so much

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    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i saw a picture of a dead guy on the internet

    he looked pretty dead

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thank you so much

    try the sidewalk

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jesus fuck thats some disturbing imagery

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thank you so much

    try the sidewalk

    speak for yourself, future jared fogell.

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm fat, you're dumb, that's the way the world goes

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw some random dude get hit by an airplane while driving a motorcycle and the guy on the motorcycle died and like 15 other people around him died and it was awesome.

    Note: This possibly happened in GTA. And I was possibly driving said plane.

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  • Sgt EversmanSgt Eversman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    get a job, hippie

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    Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

    Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the outcome.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Critical wrote: »
    I saw some random dude get hit by an airplane while driving a motorcycle and the guy on the motorcycle died and like 15 other people around him died and it was awesome.

    Note: This possibly happened in GTA. And I was possibly driving said plane.

    dude in a city near here a helicopter fucking crashed on a guy

    how shitty would that be

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I was on my way to visit my parents going down the 5. I was going about 80 and out of nowhere this guy on a motorcycle comes whizzing by drifting in and out of traffic. Suddenly, traffic is stopped like it always is in LA for one reason or another, dude is still in and out of traffic.

    I'm watching him for a while, I see him go too far as he slides into another lane, he corrects himself and all is good. Or so I thought. Next thing I know, I see him pull the same move again. I took my eyes off of him for a brief second to look at the traffic ahead of me. When I look up next, I just see the bike, by itself go a little bit before crashing into the back end of a car.

    Dude fell off his bike, got ran over, and smashed his bike(sans him) into another vehicle, this is why I'm never going to get a motorcycle.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Retarded drivers die. Don't matter what they're driving.

    We need to lower the age of driving to 10, so hopefully we can weed out the bad drivers via natural selection.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    He didn't die, I think thats the worst part.

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