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god dammit adam sandler

RanxRanx Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
so I just saw a commercial for this abomination

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I shouldn't be surprised at Adam Sandler but damn

this seems like a special brand of stupid

Wikipedia says:
Sandler stars as Zohan, an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. He romances his clients by giving them "special services" in the back room. However, he is eventually recognized, and risks losing his newfound life and career.

apparently Judd Apatow is in on this so maybe it won't be all terrible but damn this looks like a piece of shit

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    who cares, guy's a dick, making another movie for coke money, ain't bother me none

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The better movie news today was the new R rated Tropic Thunder trailer.

    http://movies.apple.com/movies/paramount/tropic_thunder/tropic_thunder-red-tlr_h640w.mov

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    ADAM SANDLER SUCKS?!?

    STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i heard the trailer looked funny

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i will probably at least rent this

    maybe see it in theatres if my cousin is planning on going

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so i just fucking trumped you is that cool

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q&feature=related

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    sup knob

    how's the new job?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    why does Adam Sandler love Rob Schneider so much

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    chris farley did it better

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    sup knob

    how's the new job?

    long

    full of filth

    and money

    also full of money

    Knob on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    sweet

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so i just fucking trumped you is that cool

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q&feature=related

    This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i fucking hate chihuahuas

    irritating yippy little mexican rat-things

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this Zohan movie doesn't actually look too bad

    got some laughs from the trailer

    then they played a trailer for The Love Guru

    euuuuurhghghghghg

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This looks pretty bad

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think they showed a trailer for this instead of The Dark Knight returns before Iron Man.

    Fuck you, Adam Sandler.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mike Meyes is also doing a new movie that looks just as bad, if not worse. At least the Adam Sandler movie will have violence and SUPERTERRY

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so i just fucking trumped you is that cool

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q&feature=related

    This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen

    Crap, my niece is gonna want to see this and I'll probably be the one that has to take her.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so i just fucking trumped you is that cool

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q&feature=related

    This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen
    for some reason i keep watching it over and over

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I couldn't even get through half of it.

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  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    the meyers movie had timberlake being a dumbass which was the funniest part of the preview

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait.

    Knob has a new job?

    Who is he fucking now?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    so i just fucking trumped you is that cool

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q&feature=related

    This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen
    for some reason i keep watching it over and over

    Its cause of those motherfucking chihauhuas

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Wait.

    Knob has a new job?

    Who is he fucking now?
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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why?

    My family and I take turns taking my nephews and neice to movies. She's 4 and loves going to the movie store. It's my turn to take her and so far she hasn't found anything she wants to see. So if she sees this she will want to go.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    man I hate talking dogs with moving CGI mouths
    except in Babe

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  • cheshirecheshire Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Starfuck wrote: »
    the meyers movie had timberlake being a dumbass which was the funniest part of the preview

    That was the only part of the trailer I actually laughed at.

    cheshire on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just cannot believe how stupid those sorts of songs are.

    It would be like a person singing a song constantly repeating "HUMAN!"

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    homeward bound had it right
    no need to make their mouths move

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Wait.

    Knob has a new job?

    Who is he fucking now?
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    Sweet gig.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I just cannot believe how stupid those sorts of songs are.

    It would be like a person singing a song constantly repeating "HUMAN!"

    Man I do that all the time. Same with a thumbs-up. You've got to show your superiority, man.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I just cannot believe how stupid those sorts of songs are.

    It would be like a person singing a song constantly repeating "HUMAN!"

    see: daft punk

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That trailer was meh up until 'Jealous?" Then it got awesome.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    so i just fucking trumped you is that cool

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mI808JK6-Q&feature=related

    This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen
    for some reason i keep watching it over and over

    Its cause of those motherfucking chihauhuas

    I fucking hate everything even more now.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I just cannot believe how stupid those sorts of songs are.

    It would be like a person singing a song constantly repeating "HUMAN!"

    see: daft punk

    That's different though, because Daft Punk are robots.

    Although they did do "Robot Rock"...

    No, you know what. They're motherfucking Daft Punk. They are the exception to the rule.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiVdtJ-cb3c

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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I just cannot believe how stupid those sorts of songs are.

    It would be like a person singing a song constantly repeating "HUMAN!"

    see: daft punk

    haha yesssss potatoe

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The better movie news today was the new R rated Tropic Thunder trailer.

    http://movies.apple.com/movies/paramount/tropic_thunder/tropic_thunder-red-tlr_h640w.mov

    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

    YES


    YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The better movie news today was the new R rated Tropic Thunder trailer.

    http://movies.apple.com/movies/paramount/tropic_thunder/tropic_thunder-red-tlr_h640w.mov

    OH MY GOD

    OH MY GOD

    YES


    YESSSSSSSSSSSS

    The Wilhelm scream on the little kid when Stiller threw him off the bridge was the I will see this day one moment.

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