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Red Alert 3

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    No, no, I was downloading from all the american mirrors. Shite speeds. They seem to have some issues with crossing the atlantic.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm liking the menu music so far, feels red alerty, something I haven't felt in a loooong time.

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  • APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Guys, me and a mate are hanging out in Custom Maps / Mods 1 Lobby - because it's empty. If you wanna come play, meet us there.

    Quoting for come join usness.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well I finished the download, except Fileplanet's piece of shit Download Manager refuses to open the file now.
    Wonderbar.

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    Well I finished the download, except Fileplanet's piece of shit Download Manager refuses to open the file now.
    Wonderbar.

    Just go to wherever it saved to and try running it from there.

    And once you're in, go to the lobby Custom Maps/Mods 1.

    I want a game.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    why can't betas be free anymore

    I want a piece of the pie too

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I remember spending every waking second playing the dawn of war beta when that ran.

    this will be my next conquest.

    see you guys tomorrow (when i get my key)

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  • HilleanHillean Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Zzulu wrote: »
    why can't betas be free anymore

    I want a piece of the pie too

    Bitching in this, bitching in the Warhammer Online thread...

    Quit whining like a cheap bitch wanting to not pay for games, and either act or realize not everything is handed to you for free.

    Its more like:
    Zzulu wrote: »
    why cant i play games for free

    I dont want to pay for my entertainment

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm making a game in Mod/Custom Game 1 for anyone interested.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    agh just took a stomping from Cynic Jester. I'm confused and enraged by the lack of diamond fields for resource gathering.

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah. The harvesting system in this one is assbackwards. You can no longer rely on large groups of harvesters. It's far more efficient with 1 harvester and 1 refinery per mine.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also fuck Zeppelins that is all.

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gah, sorry for the disappearance. The very instant after I sent that last message I got a BSoD. I think that's enough for tonight.

    TheLawinator, I'll teach you the secrets of naval combat some other time.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    dude, micro. One AA infantry can shoot down a Kirov np if you move him out of the bomb path from time to time.

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  • thorpethorpe Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yeah but they miss like 9/10 of the time and I was busy watching the rest of my base get raped by bears and double-barreled death tanks.

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  • Cpt_InnocuousCpt_Innocuous Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    One thing I am glad to see is that they are pussying around with anything.

    What I mean is, in C&C Generals, the Chinese as a faction were completely allied with the U.S in everything. It just felt to me like the developers of the single-player campaigns went out of their way to be complete pushovers so they could sell their product to more people. In real life Generals, China would kick everyone's ass. And like it.

    It looks like they are not going to hold back with the new Japan faction. I still bet political people are going to be upset about it, though. Especially this loser: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Aoki

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh, and before I forget, we would request that somebody draw a picture of Soviet Jesus.

    He has a sickle in one hand and is smashing a face in with a hammer held in the other. He is mounted on a warbear. The bear is standing on water.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This game is fucking awesome. I thought up some really cool strategies for SU and am rocking the warbears all over the place.

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  • APZonerunnerAPZonerunner Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Soviet ***** you say? So awesome.

    Some good games there tonight, guys.. I am totally in love with this game.

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  • Dr SnofeldDr Snofeld Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This game is fucking awesome. I thought up some really cool strategies for SU and am rocking the warbears all over the place.

    Curse you and your projectile engineers! You'll feel the wrath of the Imperial Navy yet!

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    thorpe wrote: »
    Yeah but they miss like 9/10 of the time and I was busy watching the rest of my base get raped by bears and double-barreled death tanks.

    apoc tanks are great. protip: you can drag ships onto shore and blow them up with its secondary.

    also re: combat engineers... load up some Shinobis and have 'em fight the engineers. it's the RA3 equivalent of a slapfight!

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Stop telling people about my engineers, it's supposed to be a surprise.

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  • BuhamutZeoBuhamutZeo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    There's little more satisfying than Chronoing an expensive navy fleet right back into your enemy's land base.

    Well, also Chronoing a bunch of units on an about-to-explode chrono-bomb.
    And
    Enemy- "Haha! I've beat your Tanya to a pulp! Now all I have to-"
    Chrono Belt
    Me- "No you didn't."
    Enemy-" Fuck you."

    Um...Chronoing shit is fun. :D

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    on allies vs allies you can chrono the bomb back into their base

    or chrono a swarm of apoc tanks out to sea, that's awesome. i imagine the look on their face as they watch 15000 credits worth of armor sink into the briny deep :lol:

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  • BuhamutZeoBuhamutZeo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Next time I go up against an imperial played who makes king Oni's, I'm going to Chrono them all onto that little patch of land off to the side with no shores, disconnected from the mainland and yell, "DO NOT WANT!"

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  • Paradox ControlParadox Control Master MC Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So guys, who here is in the beta? Why isn't there a list of names or something in the OP!

    Edit:
    I'm on now if anyone is up for some games. Meet me in the custom maps and mods 1 lobby.

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  • BuhamutZeoBuhamutZeo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Soviets don't have a nuke anymore...do they? And I want weather tech back!

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  • Paradox ControlParadox Control Master MC Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
    Soviets don't have a nuke anymore...do they? And I want weather tech back!
    non of the super weapons are in yet. There coming in a later patch.

    But, as far as Nukes go, no. The Nukes haven't been made in this time line because Einstein died before he could invent the nuclear technology. But they do have super Reactors, which are basically Nuclear Reactors. There super weapon is called the Vacuum Bomb. It sucks up units in an area, and I believe damages buildings in the area, and then blows up all the units.

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  • BuhamutZeoBuhamutZeo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Also, protip:

    Yuriko is not some cheap whore who can be bought off for $1000.

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  • Nimble CatNimble Cat Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm in the beta. I suck at any and all RTS games, so if you want an easy victory I'm NimbleCat in game.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
    Also, protip:

    Yuriko is not some cheap whore who can be bought off for $1000.

    Can spies disguise as Yuriko?

    That would be equal parts awesome and D:

    edit: i'll be on for some games in about an hour, Custom Maps and Mods 1 lobby. Join me, I'm really bad.

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  • Paradox ControlParadox Control Master MC Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    zilo wrote: »
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
    Also, protip:

    Yuriko is not some cheap whore who can be bought off for $1000.

    Can spies disguise as Yuriko?

    That would be equal parts awesome and D:

    edit: i'll be on for some games in about an hour, Custom Maps and Mods 1 lobby. Join me, I'm really bad.
    I'll be down for a few.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Patching now.

    edit: game up, in Custom Maps and Mods 1, password is the usual.

    edit2: we need a 4th!

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Geez, guys. Welcome to like last week. My name on RA3 is Porcupine. I play regularly.

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This week is the new last week.

    Fun games tonight, guys. I managed to not embarrass myself, so that's good.

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  • AntihippyAntihippy Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seriously though, can someone tell me more about the Empire of the Rising Sun side? like how do they play? What are their strength?

    Is zerg-rushing with japanese schoolgirls a viable option?

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  • zilozilo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The schoolgirl is their commando unit so you only get one at a time. On the bright side Yuriko's less giggly and Hello Kitty and more frowny and Machine Girl. Unless you tag her with a Cryoshot and let loose the attack dolphins, then she's not so bad (sorry Paradox :D ).

    The Empire's big strenths seem to be rapid expansion, ground control, punishing navy units, and high rewards for good micro. Most of their units can convert on-the-fly between two functions- i.e. the Chopper/Striker VX, which switches between an anti-infantry air unit and an anti-air ground unit. Basically, two superspecialized units in one.

    Their downside is that their buildings come out as little vehicles ("eggs") that are super weak so a smart early-game mini-rush can cripple them. Plus many of their units suck at killing things they're not explicitly designed to kill. They also absolutely 100% have to build a naval yard, but they have no airfield.

    They're quite fun to play. Very different from Allies and Soviets, which is I suppose the whole point.

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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    BuhamutZeo wrote: »
    Soviets don't have a nuke anymore...do they? And I want weather tech back!
    non of the super weapons are in yet. There coming in a later patch.

    But, as far as Nukes go, no. The Nukes haven't been made in this time line because Einstein died before he could invent the nuclear technology. But they do have super Reactors, which are basically Nuclear Reactors. There super weapon is called the Vacuum Bomb. It sucks up units in an area, and I believe damages buildings in the area, and then blows up all the units.

    Well now wait a minute, lets put on our horrible nerd hats for a bit. The storyline says the soviets went back in time to kill Einstein before he developed chrono technology, not anything about him being killed but just that it went horribly wrong and shit changed.

    The allies quite obviously have chrono technology in RA3, which he invented. So whos to say he didn't already/go on to develop nuclear weapons? Or that the soviets found a few half compotent scientists and figured it out themselves.

    Of course I may be misremembering the storyline-so-far because I just got of graveyard and I'm not asleep for some god forasken reason.

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  • DaedalusDaedalus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    but... but Einstien had very little to do with developing nuclear weapons; that was pretty much all Oppenheimer.

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  • Professor PhobosProfessor Phobos Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Daedalus wrote: »
    but... but Einstien had very little to do with developing nuclear weapons; that was pretty much all Oppenheimer.

    I was going to post something like this (it was a bunch of people), but then I remembered it was a game with a psychic schoolgirl and armored bears. If they want to say nuclear weapons technology development went on a different timeline than our history, that's fine. Using reactors as weapons is what the German bomb project thought they had to do. Which was a hilarious clusterfuck and possibly sabotaged by Heisenberg. (The German Postal Authority was a primary backer of their bomb project, for God's sake!)

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