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Let Donna Graduate?

lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
Oh hey, most of us at least have heard about the nineties tv show, Beverly Hills, 90210, right? Some of you kids may be too young to remember the show, and I bet that just leaves an empty hole in the pit of your soul, huh.

Well fret no more, young one, because the CW, the network that brought you such hits as Gilmore Girls, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, and Smallville, are remaking the series. Yay?

Here is the preview clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU7EjzF1RJk

It kinda looks like a more realistic version of The Hills.

Watching the trailer, two thoughts were foremost in my mind:

1) goddamn kid, how do you go from the sheer perfection of The Wire to the complete and utter crap that this show is bound to be?

2) man, aunt becky still looks smoking hot.


So with this and the return of american gladiator and a bajillion other remakes lately, what other shows will get the hip, updating treatment?

I am holding out hope for a Parker Lewis Can't Lose remake, maybe a remake of Adventures of Pete and Pete, who knows.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Come on now, I'm a faggot but I'm not a queer

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    No self respecting straight man would watch this. But it is not my fault if my girlfriend watches it and I have to watch all the episodes with her in case she can not watch one because she will not be there and I have to watch it to be able to tell her what was going on.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    american gladiators needed to come back, though

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Do we really need a remake of this?

    Also, they remake this and not Saved By the Bell? Fuck you, hollywood.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dammit, my wife is buying up all the old ones, and now there's a new show?

    What did I ever do to you, TV? Why must you cancel my shows?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the homeless documentary and this on the same day?

    my head, it is spinning

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes, lets remake everything.

    Fuck...

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  • MatatatMatatat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Oh my god they're taking it to a whole new level

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    For our next trick, the Simpsons grow up and cause all sorts of ruckus.

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Beverly Hills: 90211

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    they actually did a spot about this on NPR a couple of days ago

    apparently people in "the industry" think that twenty years is the magic number for capitalizing on nostalgia

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ...did they have to use actors far too old for their roles YET AGAIN?

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    IT IS THE ONLY WAY

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    ...did they have to use actors far too old for their roles YET AGAIN?
    Well how would you do it?

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    they actually did a spot about this on NPR a couple of days ago

    apparently people in "the industry" think that twenty years is the magic number for capitalizing on nostalgia

    sweet, i wait with bated breath for the Dawson's Creek remake in a few years

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    ...did they have to use actors far too old for their roles YET AGAIN?
    Well how would you do it?

    By intentionally ruining it so that no one will ever think fondly on that zip code again.

    They may be on to something.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man arse, if you wanted to do that you just get some fire.

    It's cheap and hilarious.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This topic makes me feel old.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why do kids in high school want to watch shows about kids in high school? Don't they get enough of it already?

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Why do kids in high school want to watch shows about kids in high school? Don't they get enough of it already?



    I got all my best moves from Luke Perry, I thought you knew that.

    On the topic of Pete and Pete- It doesn't need a remake. I don't think you could get the chemistry and the feeling right. It needs a Criterion DVD release, that is what it needs. The musics alone warrants this. That was probably the best show that Nickelodeon had that wasn't Ren and Stempy.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Why do kids in high school want to watch shows about kids in high school? Don't they get enough of it already?

    The producers of this show apparently hope that they're going to capitalize on kids in the 13-17 range and adults who watched the show the first time.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Why do kids in high school want to watch shows about kids in high school? Don't they get enough of it already?

    The producers of this show apparently hope that they're going to capitalize on kids in the 13-17 range and adults who watched the show the first time.

    This is why I watch less and less TV as time goes by.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    wow, someone remembered Parker Louis Can't Lose?



    Why?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait is that the mother from Arrested Development?

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    they actually did a spot about this on NPR a couple of days ago

    apparently people in "the industry" think that twenty years is the magic number for capitalizing on nostalgia

    I've got a crowbar, half a can of spraypaint and some yarn. Chose your destiny.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, those girls have some naughty bodies.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fuck remaking shows, who could ever think this was a good idea


    now if you'll excuse me I'll go back to watching Battlestar Galactica 2003 The Re-imaged Series

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Casper wrote: »
    No self respecting straight man would watch this. But it is not my fault if my girlfriend watches it and I have to watch all the episodes with her in case she can not watch one because she will not be there and I have to watch it to be able to tell her what was going on.

    Wait, arn't you currently in the middle of a "aggressive conflict zone" right now?

    Just shoot anyone that gives you sass for watching.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And yet they cancel Veronica Mars.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Do we really need a remake of this?

    Also, they remake this and not Saved By the Bell? Fuck you, hollywood.

    Saved By the Bell was in no way good.

    There. I said it.

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  • webguy20webguy20 I spend too much time on the Internet Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    wow, someone remembered Parker Louis Can't Lose?



    Why?


    Dude, seriously, I LOVED this show as a kid. I don't want to hear no disrespect.

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  • Jermaine ChampaigneJermaine Champaigne __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    my cousin had a doll of Jason Priestly when we were kids, turns out he doesn't have a dick, sans clothes

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  • SlickShughesSlickShughes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bloods End wrote: »
    And yet they cancel Veronica Mars.

    And get the guy who created it to do this.

    Wait, that might mean this won't suck after all. Gah, conflicting rage and desire to see Rob Thomas's work hurt my head.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm not sure which I hate more -

    endless "reality" competition shows (Big Brother, Amazing Race, Fear Factor, The Bachelor, Biggest Loser et al.)

    or

    endless "teen" drama shows - (The O.C., The Hills, Laguna Beach, Veronica Mars and all the other crap including this new show.)

    Which is worse?

    Also - Is it 20 years since "The Wonder Years" went off air? I shudder to think who would replace Fred Savage, could they do any worse (he directed Daddy Day Camp remember)? What about "Alf"? Or The Golden Girls?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Im not going to judge it before its aired but that voiceover did sound like a spoof voiceover for some comedy show.

    I mean 'Just got more sexy. More provocative. More...' etc was almost satire.


    I never saw the original series (Im not even sure it aired in the UK). Was it good. Is there backlash against this because it is butchering a decent series or just because we are sick of remakes. I assume the latter.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Do we really need a remake of this?

    Also, they remake this and not Saved By the Bell? Fuck you, hollywood.

    They already did a sequel. It was essentially a remake with different names on most of the characters. It was even worse than the original.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Wait is that the mother from Arrested Development?

    Hell yeah that is

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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Im not going to judge it before its aired but that voiceover did sound like a spoof voiceover for some comedy show.

    I mean 'Just got more sexy. More provocative. More...' etc was almost satire.


    I never saw the original series (Im not even sure it aired in the UK). Was it good. Is there backlash against this because it is butchering a decent series or just because we are sick of remakes. I assume the latter.
    I am pretty sure the orriginal was the blueprint for the OC, Dawson's Creek and all those other shitty teenage girl drama shows.

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