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Best Intramural/Clan/Team names youve heard/had?

NinjaPirate720NinjaPirate720 Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Help / Advice Forum
In anticipation of summer league for ultimate i wanted to brainstorm some ideas for a team name so i thought i would throw it out to PA:

What are the best team names (or clan names for that matter) you have ever heard?
I would like it to meet the following criteria:
-One or two words ONLY
-Semi-appropriate (its a public team name but its also ultimate so all players in the sport have a sense of humor)
-Nothing cheesy

The team name does not have to do with ultimate at all, just something that would evoke a grin and be fun. The team is co-ed and will be playing ultimate together all summer.

Thanks all!

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    ShogunShogun Hair long; money long; me and broke wizards we don't get along Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I saw this one just recently. It is a local softball team. The actual team name is "Off Constantly" and to get the joke just think about them getting beat in a game.

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    TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Extra Medium

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    GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I want to form a team of fellow programmers and call it Promiscuous Coders - the tagline could be "our code gets around".

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Not sure this is what you're looking for, but here are some rather notorious team names (some had to change their name/jerseys when they qualified for UPA nationals):

    -Holes & Poles (coed)
    -Truck Stop Glory Hole (open)
    -Whoreshack (coed)
    -Small Rackages (women)
    -Donkey Punch (...yeah)

    Bring Your Green Hat was a mildly amusing name from Madison summer league a few years back. I found Ring of Fire and Furious George (both club open teams) to be pretty good names as well.

    Also, it seems every other summer league team includes some pun on "huck" or "hucking", and it really gets lame. Don't do it. Puns on "disc" (e.g. Disctopia) also suck imho. Maybe I just hate puns.

    That's all I got off the top of my head. There's a team database at if you need more inspiration.

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    skyybahamutskyybahamut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    In Highschool, some one got away with

    "Off in the Woods"

    No one ever beat "Off in the Woods" in my Highschool.

    That's all I got.

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    Penguin_OtakuPenguin_Otaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If you're all minorities, "Minority Report" has always struck me as funny.

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    spacerobotspacerobot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    "Panic at the Disc" I've always thought would be a good one. More than two words though.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The Gay Pineapples

    It was the name we gave the combined USS San Francisco/USS Honolulu softball team last year.

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    BushmaoriBushmaori Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've seen a team called 'The Rapists'.
    Probably not what you're after though.

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    WuckFarcraftWuckFarcraft Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Business Time is what I always use.

    Because you know what time it is....

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    List of my former hockey teams:
    Patriots (I wanted to go with the backwards Russian R on that one)
    Yahoo! (corporate team, most obnoxious jersey you ever want to see)
    Opie Gone Bad
    Rough Cuts

    Other names I've liked:
    Bombers (Mad Midnight Bombers What Bomb at Midnight, if you're a fan of The Tick)

    There's a lot of names out there, not that hard to come up with something good and/or original.

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