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KlykaKlyka DO you have anySPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
I think I licked one too many hooker guys.

My throat is all sore and thick. I think I have Syphilis.

According to wikipedia, Syphilis was brought by the Jesus Baby's Syphilis rays:
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What do I do now SE++???

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    penicillian

    alt answer: penis illin'

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ride the wave until it breaks, man.

    You'll go blind and insane before you die and that is rock and roll.

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    get spinal taps

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    I think I licked one too many hooker guys.

    My throat is all sore and thick. I think I have Syphilis.

    According to wikipedia, Syphilis was brought by the Jesus Baby's Syphilis rays:
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    What do I do now SE++???

    If its your throat is sore, you are more likely to have gonorrheal pharyngitis because syphilis only causes a painless chancre at the infection site.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    syphilarious

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    super aids

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the best criminals and dictators had syphilis

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    the best criminals and dictators had syphilis

    Also the best artists and musicians.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Theidar wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    I think I licked one too many hooker guys.

    My throat is all sore and thick. I think I have Syphilis.

    According to wikipedia, Syphilis was brought by the Jesus Baby's Syphilis rays:
    300px-Joseph_Gr%C3%BCnpeck1496.jpg

    What do I do now SE++???

    If its your throat is sore, you are more likely to have gonorrheal pharyngitis because syphilis only causes a painless chancre at the infection site.

    Well,my tongue was involved and my dick was secured so I figured the Syphilis might came in through the top instead of the bottom

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Make a thread


    Oh wait.....

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i met a really cool gay person yesterday who plays second life

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Klyka wrote: »
    Theidar wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    I think I licked one too many hooker guys.

    My throat is all sore and thick. I think I have Syphilis.

    According to wikipedia, Syphilis was brought by the Jesus Baby's Syphilis rays:
    300px-Joseph_Gr%C3%BCnpeck1496.jpg

    What do I do now SE++???

    If its your throat is sore, you are more likely to have gonorrheal pharyngitis because syphilis only causes a painless chancre at the infection site.

    Well,my tongue was involved and my dick was secured so I figured the Syphilis might came in through the top instead of the bottom

    Well you can get it through any body surface contact so, sure you could but it won't give you a sore throat. That's more gonorrhea's style.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    coldbird. wrote: »
    i met a really cool gay person yesterday who plays second life

    he's a gay furry

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    damn,that's what I get for getting drunk and seeing this amazing rumanian girl standing there in the window wearing nothing but a micro bikini and high heels.

    Now I have claw marks,scars and a sore throat!

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    i met a really cool gay person yesterday who plays second life

    he's a gay furry

    yeah that's what he meant by "cool"

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    coldbird. wrote: »
    i met a really cool gay person yesterday who plays second life

    he's a gay furry

    Zephyr, we aren't talking about you here.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    see if you can get something better.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    there once was a dude whose nose actually rotted off because of syphilis

    so he wore a prosthetic nose made of silver

    later, Johnny Depp played him in a movie

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I hope you explode.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    What's the point of licking a hooker anyway? I don't see any good reason.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What's the point of licking a hooker anyway? I don't see any good reason.

    Licking the residual cocaine after you do a line off their ass?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I hear hookers taste like brownies

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Apparently my dad had to be tested for this exact communicable disease. Said it was God's way of telling him not to juggle four girlfriends at once.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    there once was a dude whose nose actually rotted off because of syphilis

    so he wore a prosthetic nose made of silver

    later, Johnny Depp played him in a movie

    That most commonly happens to infants who catch syphilis from their moms as they are born.

    Well not the silver nose prosthesis, just the cartilage in the nose gooing up and collapsing

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    oh man don't let it rot your mind dude

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What's the point of licking a hooker anyway? I don't see any good reason.

    She was super awesome hot and told you in a romanian accent to do it?

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    rumanian?

    you mean romanian?

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pottsylvanian?

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It was more like Orgasmania.

    Or Lickthuania.

    Or Dickistan.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Pottsylvanian?

    No.
    "She" was a sweet transvestite.



    From Transsexual.



    Transylvania.



    (I am so ashamed that was the first thing to come into my head.)

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Don't you mean Clituania?

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    But you see the reason you buy a hooker - as opposed to getting a girlfriend - is that you don't have to put up with their bullshit demands.

    Like, is the hooker going to cry on you next, or get mad when you go out with your friends?

    This is all terribly confusing.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But you see the reason you buy a hooker - as opposed to getting a girlfriend - is that you don't have to put up with their bullshit demands.

    Like, is the hooker going to cry on you next, or get mad when you go out with your friends?

    This is all terribly confusing.

    She was hot and totally got off and was all "DO IT OH GOD DO IT" and I can't say no to a hot woman even if I paid her.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also Klyka, you don't get symptoms from syphilis til about 3 weeks after you are infected.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    protip: if you pay somebody, they are more likely to say they orgasm

    getting your money's worth and all

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    But I'm genetically different bro!

    The Syphilis is strong in me man! It burns! It BURNS!

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Look, when you go to McDonald's, and you order and pay, but then somehow end up behind the counter cooking fries over hot grease something is very wrong here.

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I hear hookers taste like brownies

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    He's having the best orgasm ever.

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